Top Ten Comical Ways Ice Cream is a Better Candidate Than Donald Trump
The Top Ten
1 It will strengthen the economy
This list is so random
2 It will make America great again
3 It is not racist
Ice Cream doesn't say "I hate Mexicans"
4 It is smarter
5 It has a higher IQ
HAHA! Yes! An ice cream cone will definitely fit for duty as president rather than Donald Trump! *Sarcasm*
6 It is more badass
7 It is better looking
8 It is cuter
9 It can cool you down
10 It tastes better.
How do you know what Trump tastes like?
Donald Trump tastes like CRAP
The Contenders
11 It is prettier
12 It is not a bully
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