Top Ten Comical Ways Ice Cream is a Better Candidate Than Donald Trump

The Top Ten
1 It will strengthen the economy

This list is so random

2 It will make America great again
3 It is not racist

Ice Cream doesn't say "I hate Mexicans"

4 It is smarter
5 It has a higher IQ

HAHA! Yes! An ice cream cone will definitely fit for duty as president rather than Donald Trump! *Sarcasm*

6 It is more badass
7 It is better looking
8 It is cuter
9 It can cool you down
10 It tastes better.

How do you know what Trump tastes like?

Donald Trump tastes like CRAP

The Contenders
11 It is prettier
12 It is not a bully
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