Top Ten Comical Ways Ice Cream is a Better Candidate Than Donald Trump

The Top Ten Comical Ways Ice Cream is a Better Candidate Than Donald Trump

1 It will strengthen the economy

This list is so random

2 It will make America great again

ICE CREAM 4 PRESIDENT 2020

3 It is not racist

Ice Cream doesn't say "I hate Mexicans" - Neonco31

4 It is smarter
5 It has a higher IQ

HAHA! Yes! An ice cream cone will definitely fit for duty as president rather than Donald Trump! *Sarcasm* - RedAce66

6 It is more badass

There's not much more badass than eradicating a religion out of the most influential country in the world... - Puga

7 It is better looking
8 It is cuter
9 It can cool you down
10 It tastes better.

Donald Trump tastes like CRAP - Neonco31

How do you know what Trump tastes like?

The Contenders

11 It is prettier
12 It is not a bully
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