Most Common Lies People Tellmadman38 what are the most common lies people say?? for me these are the most frequent lies!!
The Top Ten
I have a friend, but lately he hasn't been coming to school much, I'd say he comes for about a week once every 4 weeks, and when the weekend comes around, he just doesn't come back for a while. He says that he's fine, but I don't know what I should do, since he clearly isn't fine. There has even been rumour that he has been faking depression to get out of school. I really don't know what I should do, I don't know whether I should call him, talk to some of his friends, wait until he comes back an have a proper talk or just let it go. And lately when I have been seeing him, I've been noticing how differently he has been acting, and I used to feel that we had a strong connection, but these days just being around him feels awkward. I have no idea what I should do, if I should do something, or even if it's worth keeping him in my life...
I'm fine, but I'm not really fine, if someone can't look you in the eye tell you their fine, they are not fine (Just saying) - abbythecheerleader
This is sad. - Luckys
Yeah like when someone asks "How are you? " and you say "i'm fine" when you fractured a skull or something or you have a really bad fever. This lie is really common. - cosmo
This is definitely number 1. It is really depressing when you're feeling down and grumpy and everyone around you can see that from your face yet they come and ask you, "Are you okay? " and you just automatically say, "I'm fine." because (1) your problem is way too complicated for them to understand and (2) you're way too exhausted from pretending you're just fine to explain your problem to them.
If admin is reading this, then I definitely read them - sadical
Accurate. - Luckys
There was this one experiment where someone hid a five thousand dollar prize in the terms and conditions and no one claimed it for months. Though I admit, when I was a kid, I used to read these. Then I gave up. They ought to just say:
1. ) don't sue us if you're unhappy.
2. ) this is copyrighted. - keycha1n
The most common lie, without the shadow of a doubt. - PositronWildhawk
This lie is the most truthful lie ever, people just literally skip that part and click okay and move on with their day. Not even thinking about it as well. - abbythecheerleader
My grandpa said this then he lied, he told my mom that we didn't eat junk food the whole weekend when he bought me a bag of potato chips on saturday and a chocolate bar on the sunday
My grandma said this, then lied to me that my parents knew they were in town, and my parents didn't know they were
I seen someone say they didn't, then told me a lie - trains45
Grandma says that, but she just lied so. - Luckys
I tried that did not work
Even though your inner heart says "hell no! You look like a clown" - madman38
Really? I'm not letting my friend go out looking ugly, go ahead, tell her! Or him, depends on how they roll. - keycha1n
Great? Oh my, I think I need to clean my ears. I must've misheard the phrase "Worse than a clown" as "great"! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
You tell this even though you know things are gonna get worse - madman38
I do say this often but I have every faith in my heart that things will be okay. I don't just say if for something to say. - Britgirl
Black stereotype, it's true for my family we get there like 30min-1hr late. - Luckys
Tell them that if you’re not here in 5 minutes, just read it again - sadical
5 minutes more like 5 hours - BreakFastBeast2005
Wait, do you mean one hour? - MrCoolC
An everyday lie...
I assure you though, many times I really do forget! Other times... Lets not talk about those. - keycha1n
If I didn't forget I usually tell them other honest reason and not lie that I have forgotten
I really do forget a lot when I say this. -Not a lie I promise. - kennywilliams21
Its true my mom says I have a instinct to lie so I just go along with it
I do Care - BreakFastBeast2005
YOU CARE! You even gave a damn and replied!
Celebrity: I love all of my fans.
Oh, you mean the people you have no idea exist? - 3DG20
When somebody says: "I Love You", don't believe it is legitimate. - RandomThings
It is true
I would struggle to believe it at first. - IronSabbathPriest
Bart simpson - Luckys
I'm depressed but you know I am fine
I'm fine, I just got fired from my job you know...
I do this a lot
Admit it, who actually laughs every time they send LOL?
There are some times where I put LOL and actually laugh, but for most of the time I don’t LOL (see what I did there? )
For real who even laughs?
LOL HAHA FUNNIEST THING EVER
zzzz, I’m tired and bored.
It's mine, but I have a reason why it's not mine right now.
~anyone under the age of 15!
I can't speak for others when they say this to me; I can only hope that they mean it because I certainly mean it when I say it. - Britgirl
Out of all the people who have said this to me, I know only 2 were telling the truth
To me, it isn't a lie. I care about others ( expect bullies and other bad people) - JaysTop10List
If someone told me this, I wouldn't believe them - bobbythebrony
You know what I am talking about. NO PROBLEM - madman38
Lol. I've heard that one a lot!
I once said this lie, when I broke my moms phone, I remember blaming it on a sibling they said I lied I got in big trouble
I said this before when I broke my dads watch, he knew I was lying
I have said this lie before when I got in trouble for something - trains45
That show bringing back Disney memories. - Luckys
This will be number one lie if you are a student. Every time your teacher says "do you understand? " you have a readymade answer "Yes sir" - madman38
A thing u say when your to lazy to explain it
I either forgot about it and realized it later, and don't want to admit it for some stupid reason like pride, or you have no evidence, so I'm innocent.
I never said that I was going to go to bed soon.
You cared enough to make the comment... - 3DG20
This is an oxymoronic lie...
That was already on the list. - 3DG20
, this happens to me all the time! everyone comes up to me and says "you're thick you fat chick! "
This can be true I don't have one now, I used to a year ago in june
This is true for me now, I don't have one anymore, I last had crush feeling on someone was around feb 2018 - trains45
This should be in the top 10.
No I swear, this isn't a lie, stop asking for who my dang crush is! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I remember doing this lie as a kid once when I broke a window with a rock and another kid was beside me when I broke it, I remember he was in big trouble for breaking the window, when it was me that did it, they eventually found out it was me - trains45
Once I lied about this I broke the window in my sisters bedroom with a baseball and lied and said she did it, she got in big trouble until she said I lied then I got in big huge trouble for lying
I said this once when I did break a window and lied and said my sister did it she got in big trouble when it was me that did it
I actually had to use this once! ok, maybe twice:(
Yes mam I did my homework
Most of us are straight so this is not Rrly a lie.
Sometimes people will ask you "Are you gay? " It's really annoying. I'M STRAIGHT FOR THE LAST TIME! I've never ever told this lie. - kennywilliams21
I'm bi so eh...
I am straight though, unless it is a lie told by certain people. but yeah, I'm legitimately straight.
All my friends tell this one
My relatives (especially the men) and dad after going to a family gathering and having like 2 beers and 5 glasses of wine (They're Asian)
You mean' I'm Drun Nonkt' - TwilightKitsune
Santa is so not real, now google is lying on dec 24, 2019 showing a santa tracker, he is so not real!
Santa is not real, I can't believe I believed my parents this lie until I found out by some kid in kindergarten that he wasn't real I cried
I hate this lie this month in dec 2019 it annoying, he sure not real
I seen lots of people lie about this every year - trains45
Sometimes when people want money from us all we can say is I can't hear you..
Usually you just don't understand them or need more time to think about what they said. - kennywilliams21
Really? come on!
When I look at the mess my friends lives are in - yes - I am HAPPY to be single.
Some have even told me I am LUCKY to have not married.
Better to be alone than be with someone and miserable.
Anyone who thinks I’m lying when I say this clearly doesn’t know me very well. The last “relationship” I was in thankfully only lasted maybe a week, which is also one of the many reasons I put it in quotes, but I felt like I was stuck in it until I finally had the courage to break up with him because I was afraid to hurt his feelings, I was miserable for pretty much the whole run of it, and I blindly agreed to date someone who’s pretty much ditched me for other people many times before because I was too stupid to realize that no matter how many times I continued to come back to him, it was never gonna change. I am so happy to not only be single, but to say I’m not that person to forgive people too easily anymore. - 3DG20
That the truth every guy has did it some pint or another
Don't lie, you know that when someone says no homo, a lot of the time, it's homo intended my dear friend.
Go to Mocospace and they all brag about have ten inches, which is hilarious cause they're probably one inch - bobbythebrony
Sometimes the truth, people vandalize some pages to make it look misleading - Leafeon
This isn't a lie...
This isn’t a lie. Anyone can edit Wikipedia pages, so if you’re going to rely on them, at least check with other sources. - 3DG20
Because bones aren't solid and get bigger as you eat mcdonalds each day. - Skullkid755
Well, this wouldn't be a lie if my mom told it to my sister. - Mii24
Come on, don't tell me you didn't do this as a five year old when all of your other friends were getting married. I mean, I still tell this lie to my grandparents when they ask why my fiancee hasn't made it to holidays.
Doctors in particular. - PianoQueen
Yeah that is one that they always say
Sometimes my dad makes food that I didn't like but I say it's good just to be nice
Admittedly, I have lied a few times about food I didn’t like saying it was okay, but no one I’ve said it to believed it. - 3DG20
Well, it isn't a lie because you can't prove or disprove God's existence. Stop debating since you'll never find good evidence for either. Just believe what you want to believe. - ethanmeinster
You can't prove God isn't real. You'll know when you die. - kennywilliams21
I hate this bloody mess ( I am from London) GOD DOES EXIST!
This is not really a lie because a lie is something people say which they know is not true. People who say this actually believe it is true so even if God did not exist ( I don’t believe that God exists) this would not be a lie simply a case of being mistaken. I suppose if I said God exists it would be a lie though because I don’t believe it.
Sometimes I say it as a joke and make fun of people I clearly do like, but most of the time, I mean it. - 3DG20