Most Common Lies People Tell

madman38
what are the most common lies people say?? for me these are the most frequent lies!!

The Top Ten

1 I’m Fine

Yeah like when someone asks "How are you? " and you say "i'm fine" when you fractured a skull or something or you have a really bad fever. This lie is really common. - cosmo

I say this one all the time, but when others say it I look deeply into their eyes an say "dude, its human to be depressed, especially in this world."

This is the most common answer when some one asks "How are you? " you tell them "i'm fine" even though you are gravely sick - madman38

I just say I’m fine because I know no one even cares anyway, so what’s the point in saying you're not?

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2 I Have Read & Agreed to the Above Terms and Conditions

There was this one experiment where someone hid a five thousand dollar prize in the terms and conditions and no one claimed it for months. Though I admit, when I was a kid, I used to read these. Then I gave up. They ought to just say:

1. ) don't sue us if you're unhappy.
2. ) this is copyrighted. - keycha1n

The most common lie, without the shadow of a doubt. - PositronWildhawk

Given on page 1 of 37 of the terms and conditions it says, "I Have Read & Agreed to the Above Terms and Conditions," I honestly don't know what they think would happen.

Those things are basically just copy-paste from one another, they are just formal

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3 I Don’t Lie

The most popular lies in our everyday lives. If you say this, then you are being dishonest to yourself first. All of us have lied at least once in our lives, mostly for good. Sometimes even over taken by our evil side. Yes all of us have lied, admit it. - madman38

If I'm being honest, I've only ever told one lie in my life and this is the one... - Britgirl

You're lying by saying you don't lie! -_- - NintendoROCK3T

I don't think I've ever said this in my entire life. - Mcgillacuddy

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4 I Am Sick

I tried that did not work

5 Wow! You Look Great In That Dress.

Even though your inner heart says "hell no! You look like a clown" - madman38

Really? I'm not letting my friend go out looking ugly, go ahead, tell her! Or him, depends on how they roll. - keycha1n

Great? Oh my, I think I need to clean my ears. I must've misheard the phrase "Worse than a clown" as "great"! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No, mom. I look sillier than a clown - FireWasp2004

6 Don’t Worry! It Will Be Okay!

You tell this even though you know things are gonna get worse - madman38

I do say this often but I have every faith in my heart that things will be okay. I don't just say if for something to say. - Britgirl

7 I Will Be There In 5 Minutes

One of the most common lie to tell your parents and friends - madman38

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8 Sorry!! I Forgot

If I didn't forget I usually tell them other honest reason and not lie that I have forgotten

I assure you though, many times I really do forget! Other times... Lets not talk about those. - keycha1n

I really do forget a lot when I say this. -Not a lie I promise. - kennywilliams21

But actually you don't forgot :D

9 I Don't Care

YOU CARE! You even gave a damn and replied!

10 I Love You

I would struggle to believe it at first. - IronSabbathPriest

I don't believe it - bobbythebrony

I always do this😆

The Contenders

11 It's Not Mine

It's mine, but I have a reason why it's not mine right now.

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12 LOL

Admit it, who actually laughs every time they send LOL?

For real who even laughs?

13 I Am Fine
14 No Problem

You know what I am talking about. NO PROBLEM - madman38

15 Do You Understand? Yes Sir

This will be number one lie if you are a student. Every time your teacher says "do you understand? " you have a readymade answer "Yes sir" - madman38

16 I Care About You

I can't speak for others when they say this to me; I can only hope that they mean it because I certainly mean it when I say it. - Britgirl

Out of all the people who have said this to me, I know only 2 were telling the truth

To me, it isn't a lie. I care about others ( expect bullies and other bad people) - JaysTop10List

If someone told me this, I wouldn't believe them - bobbythebrony

17 I Am Part Native American V 1 Comment
18 I Don't Know V 1 Comment
19 I Never Said That

I either forgot about it and realized it later, and don't want to admit it for some stupid reason like pride, or you have no evidence, so I'm innocent.

I never said that I was going to go to bed soon.

20 I Didn't Do It I Didn't Do It

Sometimes you say it before you even know what you're being accused of.

That should be number 1 - bravenwolfzx

Haha that picture

it sucks

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