Most Common Lies People Tell


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21 Guess Who Doesn't Care About the Haters? Me.

This is an oxymoronic lie...

22 You're Not Fat, You're Thick

, this happens to me all the time! everyone comes up to me and says "you're thick you fat chick! "

23 You're Taller
24 I Have Read The Terms And Conditions
25 I Didn't Break the Window V 2 Comments
26 Animals Were Humanely Slaughtered to Become My Burger

Yes mam I did my homework

27 I Don't Have a Crush

No I swear, this isn't a lie, stop asking for who my dang crush is! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Sometimes this is actually true. - kennywilliams21


Everyone has a crush evenif it's a mmeaningful crush

28 I Understand
29 Macs Can't Get Viruses V 1 Comment
30 Santa is Real
31 I'm Not Drunk V 1 Comment
32 It's Seven Inches

Go to Mocospace and they all brag about have ten inches, which is hilarious cause they're probably one inch - bobbythebrony

33 I've Done It Before
34 I Didn't Kill Them!
35 We'll Stop If It Hurts

Yeah that is one that they always say

V 1 Comment
36 Yum! This Tastes Good

Sometimes my dad makes food that I didn't like but I say it's good just to be nice

37 God Exists

Well, it isn't a lie because you can't prove or disprove God's existence. Stop debating since you'll never find good evidence for either. Just believe what you want to believe. - ethanmeinster

I hate this bloody mess ( I am from London) GOD DOES EXIST!

You can't prove God isn't real. You'll know when you die. - kennywilliams21

38 I Don't Like Him/Her
39 What? V 1 Comment
40 I Didn't "Purposely" Hurt Them
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