Most Common Lies People Tell

madman38
what are the most common lies people say?? for me these are the most frequent lies!!

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21 Guess Who Doesn't Care About the Haters? Me.

This is an oxymoronic lie...

22 You're Not Fat, You're Thick

, this happens to me all the time! everyone comes up to me and says "you're thick you fat chick! "

23 You're Taller
24 I Have Read The Terms And Conditions
25 I Didn't Break the Window

I actually had to use this once! ok, maybe twice:(

THIS IS SO FUNNY

26 Animals Were Humanely Slaughtered to Become My Burger

Yes mam I did my homework

27 I Don't Have a Crush

No I swear, this isn't a lie, stop asking for who my dang crush is! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Sometimes this is actually true. - kennywilliams21

true

Everyone has a crush evenif it's a mmeaningful crush

28 I Understand
29 Macs Can't Get Viruses

Really? come on!

30 Santa is Real
31 I'm Not Drunk

You mean' I'm Drun Nonkt' - TwilightKitsune

32 It's Seven Inches

Go to Mocospace and they all brag about have ten inches, which is hilarious cause they're probably one inch - bobbythebrony

33 I Can't Hear You

Usually you just don't understand them or need more time to think about what they said. - kennywilliams21

34 I've Done It Before
35 I'm Straight

Sometimes people will ask you "Are you gay? " It's really annoying. I'M STRAIGHT FOR THE LAST TIME! I've never ever told this lie. - kennywilliams21

Gay people always get touched when they have to face this question ''Are you gay? '' at some extent in their lives, some of them deny it because they don't feel ready to get out of the closet (spanish proverb)

36 I'm Big Boned

Because bones aren't solid and get bigger as you eat mcdonalds each day. - Skullkid755

37 I Didn't Kill Them!
38 We'll Stop If It Hurts

Yeah that is one that they always say

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39 Yum! This Tastes Good

Sometimes my dad makes food that I didn't like but I say it's good just to be nice

40 God Exists

Well, it isn't a lie because you can't prove or disprove God's existence. Stop debating since you'll never find good evidence for either. Just believe what you want to believe. - ethanmeinster

I hate this bloody mess ( I am from London) GOD DOES EXIST!

You can't prove God isn't real. You'll know when you die. - kennywilliams21

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