Top 10 Best Companies to Prank Call
So, you're thinking about pulling off some hilarious prank calls, huh? Look, we've all been there - bored out of our minds, looking for something to shake things up. A good prank call can be a harmless way to add a dash of excitement to an otherwise mundane day. But you're not just looking for any old target; you want to aim for the companies that will make it truly memorable.When I called, this happened:
Employee: Sorry for the wait, how may I help you?
Me: Um, yes, well, I'm not going to be able to come to work today. I have explosive diarrhea.
Employee: Umm... What's your name?
Me: Um, Sophia? (That's not my real name.)
Employee: (In a sassy voice) You know I don't have your number, right?
Me: Uh-huh, yes.
Employee: (In a sassy voice) Well, we don't have a Sophia who works here.
Me: (In a sassy voice) Well, whatever. Peace out, girl! (Hangs up.)
Now, I think she's going to call the cops. Lol.
When you call, say, "Papa, is that you? Papa John? I've finally found you," or something like that.
I'm trying out ideas for prank calls, so I think this will be fun!
Yes! You totally need to do that. I think I will do it too!
Call Chili's and say, Hey, can I have a red hot chili pepper? I'm really craving one.
Ask them how much their basketballs cost. When they respond, say, "Wow, your balls are cheap!"
Say you got your stuff stuck in an Xbox tray, and it won't open. Say, I got dared, and well, everyone was drunk. They thought they could play with my junk.
When I went to Pizza Hut yesterday, I asked, Why isn't the restaurant a hut?
Call and say, I didn't get my 300 buckets of mustard. Haha, sorry, I didn't get that. Haha.
I called them once and asked, "Is this a strip club?" then hung up.
I'm going to call and ask for directions to the nearest Burger King.
Just be like, "Can I talk to Ronald McDonald?" or "Can I get a Krabby Patty?"
Me: Hello, is this PETA?
PETA: Yes, do you have any questions for us?
Me: Yeah, uh, do you know where I can get some delicious chicken?
Me: I bought bird seeds a week ago, planted them, and still haven't seen any birds come out of the ground!
Is this Apple? Yes, do you carry gooseberries?
Ask how much they would buy a used dildo for.
RIP Staples. I have lost my holy shrine. Never will the experience of buying stationery ever be the same again.