Top Ten Comparison Lists That Should Never Be Made On TheTopTens

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The Top Ten

1 Top Ten Reasons Ellie Goulding Is Better Than Halestorm

Thanks for making this list, now every single item is probably gonna be made.

They're nothing alike and so does everything on comparison lists. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

Well Ellie sounds like a angel and Halestorms are ice

All these have nothing alike. - EpicJake

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2 Top Ten Reasons Breadwinners Is Better Than South Park, Total Drama, Fairly OddParents, Survivor, and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire

Comparing Breadwinners to five original, funny, and stupendous shows is like comparing the taste of dirt to the taste of chocolate: only a deranged person would prefer the former. Plus, it compares Breadwinners against multiple shows. - Turkeyasylum

South Park- only saw a few episodes before it was taken off Netflix, but it was very funny.

Total Drama- original with well developed charecters and a great plot and was very funny.

Last two I never watched.

Breadwinners- idiotic, unoriginal, stupid and nothing but toilet humour. - ToptenPizza

You couldn't even make the list anyway. It's over 130 characters, the limit for a list title. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Alright breadwinners is near the my little pony it's awful but comparing it to South Park,Total Drama, and The fairly odd parents has to be the worst list - OneWayStreet

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3 Top Ten Reasons Dying Of Cancer Is Better Than Dying Of Electrocution

These both suck. Don't even pick.

If someone made a list about which way they would want to die, maybe they should experience both of the ways themselves... maybe that's too far. - Turkeyasylum

Maybe top ten ways to die, but this?

4 Top Ten Reasons The CGI Animation In Total Drama Is Better Than The CGI Animation In Interstellar

First of all, Total Drama isn't in CGI, it's in Flash. That, and one of the few flaws TD has is that the animation goofs sometimes. Interstellar's CGI is rather good, and is not compareable to the animation in TD. - Turkeyasylum

Even an idiot should make this list than this. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

5 Top Ten Reasons Sleeping In Croutons Is Better Than Listening To Three Seconds of Justin Bieber

First of all, the JB joke is old, and three seconds of his ear-wrenching voice isn't very bad. Second of all, if I WERE to have to sleep in croutons, I'd probably eat all the croutons first... - Turkeyasylum

I would eat the croutons.

I can actually stand a whole song by Justin Bieber. I think having to listen to three seconds of One Direction is enough to give you mental torture.

Three seconds isn't that much. - IronSabbathPriest

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6 Top Ten Reasons Twerking Is Better Than TheTopTens

Uhhh, the f is that list?! - BorisRule

I made a reverse list about this.

TheTopTens is AWESOME, and twerking is just plain gross. That, and twerking's nothing like TTT! - Turkeyasylum

This should be 1. - Therandom

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7 Top Ten Reasons The List Of Top Ten Reasons Adventure Time Is Better Than Ebola Is Better Than Ebola

Top Ten Reasons "The List of Top Ten Reasons Adventure Time Is Better Than Ebola is better than Ebol"a is better than Ebola is better than Ebola is better than Ebola. - MChkflaguard_Yt

And now you are comparing a top ten list with a deadly disease! Congratulations!

Adventure Time is better, than Ebola. - 7357

Adventure time is better than Ebola is better than Ebola? Hmm, I agree but change the item. - EpicJake

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8 Reasons Why Ebola Is Better Than Adventure Time

This is actually a list. - XxembermasterxX

At least Adventure Time doesn't kill you. So this list wouldn't make sense. They just want attention with joke lists. - Userguy44

Whether you like the show or not, people who work on Adventure Time get money so they can afford food and a home. Ebola kills people and prevents them from doing things they never got to do. The creator of this list is a troll who should get slapped with a Websters Dictionary.

You can't. There are just no reasons.

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9 Why Star vs the Forces of Evil Is Better Than Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

I'm Sorry Sir, but my Sensors Indicate that The Guy Who Made This Is A Weenie - TheKirbyCreeper999

That's like comparing Teen Titans Go! to SpongeBob. It's just... No...

People need to stop idolizing this game. It was made over a decade ago and pixels are so outdated. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

But it is - 445956

10 Top Ten Reasons Why Trashbags Are Better Than Being A Fan of The Simpsons

I don't understand this one - waldo

Wow someone would acctually make this list?

The Contenders

11 Reasons Why Mr. Krabs Is Cuter Than Kitties

That is nonsense!

12 Top Ten Reasons The Yugo GV Is Better Than The Aston Martin Vanquish

I don't think comparing one of the cheapest cars ever made to one of the most expensive cars ever made is a good idea... Especially when the former's favored. - Turkeyasylum

Yugo is cheap and affordable - CerealGuy

13 Top Ten Reasons Steven Universe Is Better Than War
14 Reasons Why Boku no Pico is Better Than Invader Zim
15 Reasons Why Planet Sheen is Better Than Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Terrible list if made.

Wrong, the latter is good.

They're both bad anyways.

16 Top Ten Reasons Why Jersey Shore Is Better Than Your Posters
17 Reasons Why Cuddly Blankets Are Better Than YouTube Safety Mode

If you have YouTube Safety Mode (me), this list will make complete sense to you. Since when were Minecraft BAKERIES inappropriate? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

That reminds me of the list reasons why sweaty gym socks are better than Justin Bieber - NESSquid

18 Top Ten Reasons Why Wearing Burlap Is Better Than Thetoptens

The thing is, if u made this list about hating top tens, then why are u on information?

19 Top Ten Reasons Why Squirrels Are Better Than The Number 9

I hate list that don't make any since. I should make one called "why the word "from" is better than a "finger". Makes just as much since - westofohio

20 Top Ten Reasons Why Minecraft Houses Made Of Gravel Is Better Than Houses Made Of Stone Bricks

How would a gravel house work though...

Whoever made this list is a noob!

21 Top Ten Reasons Why Sanjay and Craig, Kirby Buckets, Mr. Meaty, the Adventures of Figaro Pho, and Wonder Over Yonder Are Better Than Futurama, the Simpsons, Sponngebob SquarePants, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Family Guy

All of those shows are miles ahead of Family Guy. And Wander Over Yonder is great. - 445956

I would hate this list if somebody made it. - RalphBob

I love Wander Over Yonder but the others, no, just no.

22 Why Mewberty Is Better Than Luigi

We knew the Kirby Creeper add this here

23 Top 10 Reasons Why Sanjay and Craig is Better Than SpongeBob SquarePants
24 Top Ten Reasons Why Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing Is Better Than Minecraft
25 Reasons Why Sanjay and Craig Is Better Than Gravity Falls
26 Top Ten Reasons Why Phonebooks Are Better Than Survivor
27 Top Ten Reasons Why the Doors Are Better Than Steam

That wouldn't make sense.

28 Top Ten Reasons Dora the Explorer, Barney and Friends, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus and Mewberty Is Better Than Splatoon, SpongeBob, Fop, Tom and Jerry, Luigi from Mario and TheTopTens

If this list was real I'd kill whoever made it...

29 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus is Better Than TheTopTens

If someone made this list Id be SO MAD!

30 Reasons Why the I Like Trains Kid is Better Than Mt. Shasta

The best list - JamesBourne

31 Reasons Why Splatoon is Better Than Everything Else
32 Top Ten Reasons Why Justin Bieber Is Better Than Video Games

What is entertaining with Justin Bieber? Video games are more entertaining! How can you find some reasons?

If this was a real list, I bet all the video game characters will kill whoever made it.

33 Why Poop Is Better Than TheTopTens

That sounds like a list someone like BlueTopazIceVanilla would make. She made immature lists talking about poop, toilets, and farts (Top Ten Users of TheTopTens With the Stinkiest Farts, Top Ten Best Things About Toilets, Top Ten Best Places to Poop, etc.). - anonygirl

I'm suprised no one commented yet. TheTopTens is VERY AWESOME! Poop is gross...

34 Reasons Why Mortal Kombat Characters are Better Than Luigi
35 Reasons Why Breadwinners is Better Than Arthur
36 Reasons why Jesus is better than Muhammad

This list actually does exist.

This is not a bad list idea.

I'm Christian, but let's not disrespect other people's beliefs. It's pointless.

37 Top Ten Reasons Why Vines Are Better Than Your IQ

Insulting - BorisRule

Well, if you're someone who consistently watches Vines, they're most likely at the same single-digit level of your IQ. - PositronWildhawk

38 Reasons Why Zootopia Is Better Than Frozen

No, this list should be made. Please don't dislike my comment, but I hate Frozen even more. Plus, I'm not a Zootopia fan (Even though I think it's the best animated movie of 2016), I like Big Hero 6 even more.

No, this list should not be made. The whole ___ is better than Frozen thing has been played out. I'm no fan of Frozen and I think so.

I may like Zootopia, but I don't really like Frozen. - Croy987

39 Reasons Why Zootopia is Better Than Everything Else

I love zootopia but this is too much - VideoGamefan5

Seriously going too far with Zootopia hate

40 Top Ten Reasons Spitting On A Window Is Better Than Seeing A Solar Eclipse

I could picture a CERTAIN someone making this list...

Thanks for reading, and do NOT make any of these lists. - Turkeyasylum

A certain someone already has made this list. - Puga

41 Top 10 Reasons Why Chris Brown Is Better Than Evanescence

Dcfnaf will like this one. - XxembermasterxX

You simply don't know what good 21st century music is.

They both suck, but it is obvious who is worse - 445956

BDFN would DEFINITELY like that list... - Turkeyasylum

42 Reasons Why Justin Bieber is Better Than Linkin Park

I don't even think you could come up with reasons...

I won't be surprised if the list is just talking about how hot Justin Bieber is. -_-

43 Reasons Why Henry Danger Is Better Than All Kirby Games Combined
44 Reasons Why Caillou is Better Than Total Drama, Mario, Minecraft, Sonic, Battle for Dream Island, Kirby, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Fairly Oddparents, and TheTopTens

They actually made a list called why caillou is better than spongebob and fairy odd parents. That list sucked.

If this list was made I'd kill the owner of it. Those things are SO AWESOME!

This made me burst! I mean, come on! 😊

45 Top 10 Reasons Why Sanjay and Craig is Better Than Liv and Maddie

Disney1994 will rage at this list - Neonco31

46 Top 10 Reasons Why James and the Giant Peach Is Better Than The Fox and the Hound

I'd kill whoever made this list!

Lol. - Blight

47 Reasons Why Breadwinners Is Better Than Happy Tree Friends

Nooo... I will kill whoever made this list!

48 Reasons Why Sanjay and Craig Is Better Than Happy Tree Friends

I disagree with the guy that said Happy Tree Friends is worse, I don't care for cute little animals dying, and everyone agrees that Sanjay and Craig isn't better than anything

The both suck but happy tree friends is far worst at least sanjay and craig is still one of the worst shows ever but it did not have gruesome blood gore and it ruins peoples childhood

Sanjay and Craig isn't better than anything!

I think it's the other way around

49 Reasons Why Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is Better Than Super Mario Bros
50 Reasons Why Frozen Is Better Than Zootopia

That "worst animated movies of all time" list doesn't mean squat; Frozen (of which I'm not a fan) is not worse than Eight Crazy nights, Bebe's Kids, all those bad knockoffs of Disney movies (mostly from Studio Briquendo), and like 99% of all the movies it's ahead of. Zootopia's only existed a couple months so of course it's going to be relatively low on any list it gets added to unless said list was made after it came out. And Zootopia does have an annoying song. I'm sorry but Try Everything is annoying and hardly the first or best song with that message. Those sad moments were forced and did not make me love and appreciate it for the wonderful piece of cinema the crazy fanbase it developed at a scary fast rate is insisting it is. Did I mention I'm not a Frozen fan? Wreck-It Ralph is where it's at!

Frozen isn't a big socio-political commentary with stupid jokes, lame puns, and gratuitous pop culture references. And the songs were sung by actual Broadway veterans, not has-been pop princesses from the late '90s whose star has long since faded. Oh yeah, and losing a glove wasn't the whole plot of Frozen nor what it as big a deal as you're trying to portray it.

I don't think Frozen is the best movie of all time, but I don't think Zootopia is either and the more people insist on the supposed greatness of either movie the more I hate them.

To Frozen fans,
Zootopia is way better than the movie you think is the best movie of all time. For example, there are more sad moments in Zootopia. You all think losing a glove is bad? that's such a little thing. In this movie, Nick was beaten and muzzled when he was a child. Also, Judy's dreams got crushed. Besides being sad, Zootopia doesn't have annoying songs. The song in Zootopia, "Try Everything", has lyrics about trying different things until your mistakes are over, while your favorite songs make to sense at all. "I am one with the wind and sky", what does that even mean?

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