Top Ten Comparison Lists That Should Never Be Made On TheTopTens

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1 Top Ten Reasons Ellie Goulding Is Better Than Halestorm

Thanks for making this list, now every single item is probably gonna be made. - naFrovivuS

They're nothing alike and so does everything on comparison lists. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

All these have nothing alike. - EpicJake

Really?! Halestorm is one of the best new hard rock bands of nowadays! Ellie Goulding sounds like a pornstar!

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2 Top Ten Reasons Breadwinners Is Better Than South Park, Total Drama, Fairly OddParents, Survivor, and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire

Comparing Breadwinners to five original, funny, and stupendous shows is like comparing the taste of dirt to the taste of chocolate: only a deranged person would prefer the former. Plus, it compares Breadwinners against multiple shows. - Turkeyasylum

South Park- only saw a few episodes before it was taken off Netflix, but it was very funny.

Total Drama- original with well developed charecters and a great plot and was very funny.

Last two I never watched.

Breadwinners- idiotic, unoriginal, stupid and nothing but toilet humour. - ToptenPizza

You couldn't even make the list anyway. It's over 130 characters, the limit for a list title. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

How? What kind of idiot should compare a cartoon with these shows? - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

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3 Top Ten Reasons Dying Of Cancer Is Better Than Dying Of Electrocution

If someone made a list about which way they would want to die, maybe they should experience both of the ways themselves... maybe that's too far. - Turkeyasylum

Maybe top ten ways to die, but this?

These both suck. Don't even pick.

4 Top Ten Reasons The CGI Animation In Total Drama Is Better Than The CGI Animation In Interstellar

First of all, Total Drama isn't in CGI, it's in Flash. That, and one of the few flaws TD has is that the animation goofs sometimes. Interstellar's CGI is rather good, and is not compareable to the animation in TD. - Turkeyasylum

Even an idiot should make this list than this. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

5 Top Ten Reasons Sleeping In Croutons Is Better Than Listening To Three Seconds of Justin Bieber

First of all, the JB joke is old, and three seconds of his ear-wrenching voice isn't very bad. Second of all, if I WERE to have to sleep in croutons, I'd probably eat all the croutons first... - Turkeyasylum

I can actually stand a whole song by Justin Bieber. I think having to listen to three seconds of One Direction is enough to give you mental torture.

I honestly would rather sleep in croutons. I mean, if I were to listen to three seconds of Justin Bieber, I'd be fine (better than Blood On The Dance Floor, Rae Sremmurd, 5 Seconds of Summer, or Chris Brown). But I LOVE CROUTONS I'D EAT THEM ALL. - WonkeyDude98

Boyband jokes are old. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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6 Top Ten Reasons The List Of Top Ten Reasons Adventure Time Is Better Than Ebola Is Better Than Ebola

Could somebody please kill all of these marceline fans? - ExxonWireless

And now you are comparing a top ten list with a deadly disease! Congratulations!

Adventure time is better than Ebola is better than Ebola? Hmm, I agree but change the item. - EpicJake

The title does not make any sense. - anonygirl

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7 Top Ten Reasons Twerking Is Better Than TheTopTens

I have little against the practice itself, but TheTopTens IS AWESOME. - WonkeyDude98

I made a reverse list about this.

This should be 1. - Therandom

TheTopTens is AWESOME, and twerking is just plain gross. That, and twerking's nothing like TTT! - Turkeyasylum

8 Why Star vs the Forces of Evil Is Better Than Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

I'm Sorry Sir, but my Sensors Indicate that The Guy Who Made This Is A Weenie - TheKirbyCreeper999

That's like comparing Teen Titans Go! to SpongeBob. It's just... No...

People need to stop idolizing this game. It was made over a decade ago and pixels are so outdated. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

9 Reasons Why Ebola Is Better Than Adventure Time

Whether you like the show or not, people who work on Adventure Time get money so they can afford food and a home. Ebola kills people and prevents them from doing things they never got to do. The creator of this list is a troll who should get slapped with a Websters Dictionary.

You can't. There are just no reasons.

NOO - waldo

What? That's a nonsense! Ebola is a tragedy and adventure time is lovely! I wish I could cuddle marcy

10 Top Ten Reasons Why Trashbags Are Better Than Being A Fan of The Simpsons

I don't understand this one - waldo

Wow someone would acctually make this list?

The Newcomers

? Top 10 Reasons Why Waluigi and Wendy (Super Mario) are Better than Pearl and Marina (Splatoon 2)
? Top 10 Reasons Why Marina (Splatoon 2) is Better than Jesus

The Contenders

11 Reasons Why Mr. Krabs Is Cuter Than Kitties
12 Top Ten Reasons Steven Universe Is Better Than War
13 Reasons Why Boku no Pico is Better Than Invader Zim
14 Top Ten Reasons The Yugo GV Is Better Than The Aston Martin Vanquish

I don't think comparing one of the cheapest cars ever made to one of the most expensive cars ever made is a good idea... Especially when the former's favored. - Turkeyasylum

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15 Top Ten Reasons Why Jersey Shore Is Better Than Your Posters
16 Reasons Why Planet Sheen is Better Than Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
17 Reasons Why Cuddly Blankets Are Better Than YouTube Safety Mode

If you have YouTube Safety Mode (me), this list will make complete sense to you. Since when were Minecraft BAKERIES inappropriate? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

That reminds me of the list reasons why sweaty gym socks are better than Justin Bieber - NESSquid

18 Top Ten Reasons Why Wearing Burlap Is Better Than Thetoptens

The thing is, if u made this list about hating top tens, then why are u on information?

19 Top Ten Reasons Why Squirrels Are Better Than The Number 9
20 Top Ten Reasons Why Sanjay and Craig, Kirby Buckets, Mr. Meaty, the Adventures of Figaro Pho, and Wonder Over Yonder Are Better Than Futurama, the Simpsons, Sponngebob SquarePants, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Family Guy

I would hate this list if somebody made it. - RalphBob

I love Wander Over Yonder but the others, no, just no.

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