Top Ten Comparison Lists That Should Never Be Made On TheTopTens

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1 Top Ten Reasons Ellie Goulding Is Better Than Halestorm

Ellie Goulding has a strange voice, but it isn't used in its proper way. Halestorm is much better, so don't even attempt to make a list like this, all it'll do is upset Nu Metal fans (such as yours truly).

Really?! Halestorm is one of the best new hard rock bands of nowadays! Ellie Goulding sounds like a pornstar!

Thanks for making this list, now every single item is probably gonna be made.

2 Top Ten Reasons Breadwinners Is Better Than South Park, Total Drama, Fairly OddParents, Survivor, and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire

South Park- only saw a few episodes before it was taken off Netflix, but it was very funny.

Total Drama- original with well developed charecters and a great plot and was very funny.

Last two I never watched.

Breadwinners- idiotic, unoriginal, stupid and nothing but toilet humour.

Comparing Breadwinners to five original, funny, and stupendous shows is like comparing the taste of dirt to the taste of chocolate: only a deranged person would prefer the former. Plus, it compares Breadwinners against multiple shows.

Alright breadwinners is near the my little pony it's awful but comparing it to South Park,Total Drama, and The fairly odd parents has to be the worst list

3 Top Ten Reasons Dying Of Cancer Is Better Than Dying Of Electrocution

If someone made a list about which way they would want to die, maybe they should experience both of the ways themselves... maybe that's too far.

Maybe top ten ways to die, but this?

These both suck. Don't even pick.

4 Top Ten Reasons The CGI Animation In Total Drama Is Better Than The CGI Animation In Interstellar

First of all, Total Drama isn't in CGI, it's in Flash. That, and one of the few flaws TD has is that the animation goofs sometimes. Interstellar's CGI is rather good, and is not compareable to the animation in TD.

Even an idiot should make this list than this.

5 Top Ten Reasons Twerking Is Better Than TheTopTens

TheTopTens is AWESOME, and twerking is just plain gross. That, and twerking's nothing like TTT!

I made a reverse list about this.

6 Top Ten Reasons Sleeping In Croutons Is Better Than Listening To Three Seconds of Justin Bieber

First of all, the JB joke is old, and three seconds of his ear-wrenching voice isn't very bad. Second of all, if I WERE to have to sleep in croutons, I'd probably eat all the croutons first...

I can actually stand a whole song by Justin Bieber. I think having to listen to three seconds of One Direction is enough to give you mental torture.

I've listened to a decent JB song for six seconds but I would like to sleep in crutons so I could eat them all.

7 Top Ten Reasons The List Of Top Ten Reasons Adventure Time Is Better Than Ebola Is Better Than Ebola

The list called "top ten reasons adventure time is better than ebola" is probably one of the most infamous on this site! Ebola can kill you,adventure time is a treasure! Marcy is as lovely as a cute wolf cub!

Top Ten Reasons "The List of Top Ten Reasons Adventure Time Is Better Than Ebola is better than Ebol"a is better than Ebola is better than Ebola is better than Ebola.

Adventure time is better than Ebola but why compare a kids show to a deadly disease? It makes no sense

8 Reasons Why Ebola Is Better Than Adventure Time

Whether you like the show or not, people who work on Adventure Time get money so they can afford food and a home. Ebola kills people and prevents them from doing things they never got to do. The creator of this list is a troll who should get slapped with a Websters Dictionary.

At least Adventure Time doesn't kill you. So this list wouldn't make sense. They just want attention with joke lists.

You can't. There are just no reasons.

9 Why Star vs the Forces of Evil Is Better Than Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

People need to stop idolizing this game. It was made over a decade ago and pixels are so outdated.

I'm Sorry Sir, but my Sensors Indicate that The Guy Who Made This Is A Weenie

10 Top Ten Reasons Why Trashbags Are Better Than Being A Fan of The Simpsons

I don't understand this one

The Contenders
11 Reasons Why Mr. Krabs Is Cuter Than Kitties

That is nonsense!

12 Top Ten Reasons Steven Universe Is Better Than War
13 Reasons Why Boku no Pico is Better Than Invader Zim
14 Reasons Why Planet Sheen is Better Than Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Wrong, the latter is good.

They're both bad anyways.

Terrible list if made.

15 Top Ten Reasons Why Jersey Shore Is Better Than Your Posters
16 Reasons Why Cuddly Blankets Are Better Than YouTube Safety Mode

If you have YouTube Safety Mode (me), this list will make complete sense to you. Since when were Minecraft BAKERIES inappropriate?

That reminds me of the list reasons why sweaty gym socks are better than Justin Bieber

17 Top Ten Reasons Why Wearing Burlap Is Better Than Thetoptens
18 Top Ten Reasons Why Squirrels Are Better Than The Number 9

I hate list that don't make any since. I should make one called "why the word "from" is better than a "finger". Makes just as much since

19 Top Ten Reasons The Yugo GV Is Better Than The Aston Martin Vanquish

I don't think comparing one of the cheapest cars ever made to one of the most expensive cars ever made is a good idea... Especially when the former's favored.

Yugo is cheap and affordable

20 Top Ten Reasons Why Minecraft Houses Made Of Gravel Is Better Than Houses Made Of Stone Bricks

How would a gravel house work though...

Whoever made this list is a noob!

21 Top Ten Reasons Why Sanjay and Craig, Kirby Buckets, Mr. Meaty, the Adventures of Figaro Pho, and Wonder Over Yonder Are Better Than Futurama, the Simpsons, Sponngebob SquarePants, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Family Guy

All of those shows are miles ahead of Family Guy. And Wander Over Yonder is great.

I love Wander Over Yonder but the others, no, just no.

I would hate this list if somebody made it.

22 Why Mewberty Is Better Than Luigi
23 Reasons Why Sanjay and Craig Is Better Than Gravity Falls
24 Top 10 Reasons Why Sanjay and Craig is Better Than SpongeBob SquarePants
25 Top Ten Reasons Why Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing Is Better Than Minecraft
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