Top Ten Computer Programming-Related Pick Up Lines

The Top Ten

Computer techs have skilled fingers, if you know what I mean.
Are you an ISO file? Because I would want to mount you
You had me at "Hello World"
Come to my 127.0.0.1. and I'll give you sudo access
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I would love to unzip them.
Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.

Show me your bar and I'll give you my foo. - PositronWildhawk

How would you like to come home and handle my exception?
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
You make my software turn into hardware
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

The Contenders

You: "Sex?" Her: "No way." You: "Sudo Sex?"
Are you a friend class of mine? Because I'd let you touch my privates.
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