Top Ten Computer Programming-Related Pick Up Lines

The Top Ten Computer Programming-Related Pick Up Lines

1 Computer techs have skilled fingers, if you know what I mean.
2 Are you an ISO file? Because I would want to mount you
3 You had me at "Hello World"
4 Come to my 127.0.0.1. and I'll give you sudo access
5 Are your pants a compressed file? Because I would love to unzip them.
6 Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.

Show me your bar and I'll give you my foo. - PositronWildhawk

7 How would you like to come home and handle my exception?
8 Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
9 You make my software turn into hardware
10 I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

The Contenders

11 You: "Sex?" Her: "No way." You: "Sudo Sex?"
12 Are you a friend class of mine? Because I'd let you touch my privates.
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