Most Convincing Excuses for Not Having Your Homework

The Top Ten

1 Due tomorrow?! I thought you said "do tomorrow"!

2 I left it at home

3 Bullies stole it

Possible thing to happen.

4 We bought a new paper shredder and we shredded the homework to see if the shredder was working

5 I was ill

I did my homework but I threw up all over it.

This actually worked for me once.

6 My hand broke

7 It offended me

8 I don't have it

9 When you gave the homework to the children, I went to the toilet. So I didn't know that there was homework

The most convincing

10 I ran out of toilet paper

The Contenders

11 I was absent

Teacher: (gives you make up work) you have 2 days to complete it

12 I didn’t have time to do it

13 Santa Claus took it

14 It was against my religion

15 My brother spilled water on it

16 I used a pen and couldn’t erase

That happened to me, twice

17 My dog chewed on it

my dog can't even walk

18 I left it at school overnight

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