Most Convincing Excuses for Not Having Your Homework

TwilightKitsune

The Top Ten

1 Due tomorrow?! I thought you said "do tomorrow"!

Now THAT'S funny!

2 I left it at home

Well this one is the most common - adisid

3 Bullies stole it

Possible thing to happen.

4 We bought a new paper shredder and we shredded the homework to see if the shredder was working
5 I was ill

I did my homework but I threw up all over it.

6 My hand broke
7 It offended me

Yeah it had (insert racist or sexist thing here) in it - TheAwesomeDude54

8 I don't have it
9 When you gave the homework to the children, I went to the toilet. So I didn't know that there was homework

The most convincing - TwilightKitsune

10 I ran out of toilet paper

The Contenders

11 I was absent

Teacher: (gives you make up work) you have 2 days to complete it

Haha this one is the best
happens a lot

12 I didn’t have time to do it
13 Santa Claus took it
14 It was against my religion
15 My brother spilled water on it
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