Top 10 Cool Cat Saves the Kids Fan TheoriesTwilightKitsune To honor the release of a new Cool Cat movie coming out this year, I made this
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That would be hot
Woah. In that case, the next cool cat movie should be called "Cool cat gets some serious help". - SpectralOwl
I saw the list title and there was no choice, this has already gone into my favourites. - kempokid
That’s why Butch the bully hates Cool Cat.
Why is Cool Cat a pet cat while Daddy Derek is a human? How is it possible for a human and a cat to have sex and breed a cat? His mom is his real mother and his biological father probably died.
I’d be weirded out if Derek really was Cool Cat’s father. That’s not how genetics work... - PackFan2005
I think Derek was fine with YourMovieSucks, but went to war with I Hate Everything. They may have reminded them of his childhood bullies, but he was the bully in this case. - PackFan2005
Yeah. I mean I don't think IHateEverything intended to "bully" Derek, but most of it was Derek Savage himself being hypersensitive. And bullying or not, it does NOT excuse all the crappy things he did in retaliation to Alex just for disliking his movie - GlassweighanCountess
Does that mean Butch is a tsundere? - RoseWeasley
Actually in the book version (go read it, it's a total gem) this might be the case. Butch was always depicted as a fat kid with disheveled clothes and unlike the rest of the kids his parents aren't shown or mentioned - GlassweighanCountess
"Help! Everywhere I go, I'm being Bullied"!
The kid who keeps ending up where butch's family created - SpectralOwl
Butch's last name is The Bully and it's called Bully's Diner so it makes sense - TwilightKitsune
Cool Cat is a rapist
"I'm Cool Cat, and I love all Kids"
Yeah, that quote explains all - SpectralOwl
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2. Daddy Derek is Cool Cat's Stepfather
3. Derek hates IHateEverything, YourMovieSucks and BobSheux because they remind him of his childhood bullies