Top Ten Best Corrado Soprano (Uncle Junior) Quotes from The Sopranos

The Top Ten
1 Take it easy [Mikey Palmice]. We're not making a western here.
2 Pork chop boy was here, that * [Jimmy] Altieri. Runnin' his mouth about the Brendan Filone hit. Is that what him and my other capos talk about behind my back at that * old folks home?
3 I'll do it if I * feel like it. Take your ultimatums and stick 'em in your *... What is this person talkin' about?... My nephew Anthony... If somebody shot my nephew, it was him himself. He's a depression case.
4 How am I?I'm a prisoner in my own home is how I am...federal government says I can't leave the house...my family keeps me sedated.Bobby told me it was a surprise party...told him at our age[Hugh]enough surprise everyday when we get up in the morning...
5 Me with the competency hearings, you [Tony] with the head shrinkers, this one [Chris] in rehab now.
6 Let me tell you [Richie Aprile] who's not a good kid. That niece [Janice] of mine. I left my brother's [Johnny] house one night and my wallet was light. I'm talkin' about a 10-year-old-girl here, Richie. A word to the wise, that's all I'm saying.
7 You [Tony] may run North Jersey but you don't run your Uncle Junior. How many * hours did I spend playing catch with you?
8 If you're [Tony] gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad waitin' in the car who wants to tongue my *.
9 You say sign, I sign. You tell me to take a crap on the deck o' the Queen Mary, an hour later, they're hosin' it down with disinfectant.
10 Hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
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