Top Ten Craziest Album Covers

When I say crazy, I mean that there's gotta be s*** flyin around all iver the place, like blood gushing out of an LCD's monsters mouth as it makes love to your wife and shoots a helicopter down filled with acid landmines smoking dope riding a satanic pog with bones stickin out of it's a** with big mutha-f-ing wings or something being force fed bacon from a melting demon made of gasoline! That's what you call crazy!

The Top Ten

1 Narita - Riot

Three things made this album cover:

A slim margine for a cover album.

A drunk conversation the bandmates had when they were drunk one Friday at 2 am.

A large assortment of drugs.

Put those 3 things into a blender and you're bound to get a "special" cover like this in no time! - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

2 Lovehunter - White Snake

Imagine a giant snake with arms supposedly having sex with a naked human women with his supposedly snake d***. What were they thinking? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

3 Destruction - Release from Agony

What the hell is this cover, I can't stop staring at it! It's so... interesting? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

4 Lovedrive - Scorpions

When you eat cotten candy then try to get lucky with a random lady sitting next to you in a taxi - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

5 Gods of War - Manowar

Weird Orgi - The album - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

6 Born This Way - Lady Gaga

"Let's make Lady GaGa into a motorcycle or something"

- Born This Way album manager #1, who forgot to pitch an idea for the new album.

"Yeah, sure that's good, do that."

- Born This Way executive, who was under the influence of some dank s***. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

7 Scream Dream - Ted Nugent

Are you ready for this? Are you ready for the best thing you've ever read?
Alright, get ready!

His arms...


wOaHH. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

8 Live It Up - Crosby Stills and Nash

Roastin' weenies in space, just how I like em. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

9 Fistfull of Metal - Anthrax

Wouldn't it be a "Mouth full of Metal" though? Since his mouth is being full of metal from the hand, which can't necessarily be full of metal? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

10 Frizzle Fry - Primus

I really don't know how to explain this one. Just look at it. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

The Contenders

11 Dawn of the Black Hearts - Mayhem

It's a picture of the lead vocalist who committed suicide. If that's not crazy than I don't know what is.

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