Top Ten Craziest Bible Verses

These are the verses they DIDN'T teach you in sunday school. Yes, they are all real!

The Top Ten

1 Kings 18:27 But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
2 Deuteronomy 23:1 No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Fine with me

Ya fue.

3 Matthew 5:29 So if your eye—even your good eye—causes you to lust, gouge it out and throw it away.

He doesn't mean it literally! - GrimmShady

Oh, come on...

4 1 Timothy 2:11-12 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

This is what the bible is about. It's sad people still read it today.

You're right! The Bible is all about how much better men are than women! (i'm being sarcastic) The verse was written in context. The law at that time was very sexist. Luckily, things have changed and this does not apply to our lives today. - GrimmShady

The Bible (and the Qur'an) have messed up the morals of society for hundreds of years with their disgusting, sexist teachings

5 Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them

Thank goodness this was Leviticus! - keycha1n

This verse put in simpler terms: homosexuality is wrong. - RiverClanRocks

6 Matthew 5:29 So if your eye—even your good eye—causes you to lust, gouge it out and throw it away.
7 Deuteronomy 23:2 A bitched (Bastard child) shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord
8 Exodus 35:2 You have six days each week for your ordinary work, but the seventh day must be a Sabbath day of complete rest, a holy day dedicated to the LORD. Anyone who works on that day must be put to death.

But... You have to work to pray, therefore this contradicts, and everyone should be dead. - ARandomPerson

Lol. What work is required of you to pray? You can literally pray lying in bed if you want to. - GrimmShady

9 Kings 2:23Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a cur

- curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
Sorry, it was too long to put in the full verse. - CreamOfConnor

10 Deut. 25:11 When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy.
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