Top Ten Craziest Crayon Colors

Crayon colors have crazy names now-a-days. Pick what you think the craziest! [they may seem weird, but they're real colors]

The Top Ten

Pet Shop

I want to know what this color is it seems so very interesting haha... Walk up to someone and say your shirt is the color pet shop can you imagine the look you would get!?

How the hell can someone look at a crayon and go, "Hey this looks like the color of a pet shop! " what! I can't even think straight now. I'm trying to imagine what kind of color this would be!

Green Day is super sexy

What? Pet shop? I'm guessing its some type of brown.

Wow seriously how can pet shop be a color pet shops can be any color

Grandma's Perfume

What the heck? This is awkward...

Grandma's perfume is one of the strangest names of a color. The end of the worst story ever.

I remember this one! It was orange

I think this crayon is yellow

Wash The Dog

Wash the dog? Like what color is that? Cleaning products are all different colors. Is it the color of the dirt in the dog? Gross

Um... What the heck! Is this the color the dog turns after a wash? Cause well... Um... Nope!

What? Wash the dog is a order not a color!

Um what the hell is wash the dog?

Macaroni and Cheese

Well for one thing m&c is yummy and a very cool color

Ah I loved this color when I was little! I still have it.

I see this crayon when I was nine and the color of this crayon color is orange

This color is like orange

Outer Space

Um whats the color of outer space?

This actually isn't black it's grayish dark greenish

To the anonymous user who said " um what is the color of outer space? " I had this crayon and its black. Though it is strange why crayola Named it that way.

Neon Carrot

neon carrot?
i know weird right!

Is this a neon orange or something?

Whenever I saw this colour name, I imagined a carrot with a tron style design. and if I ate it... ew.

They make neon carrots? What!?
Green Day is super sexy

Pony Pop

Pony pop? Is this pink

Um pony pop?
That is just all sorts of weird

Pony pop? What? Is it a type of Neon purple?

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Wild Blue Yonder

I saw this on a crayon and my life was changed

This is the best color in the history of the world

This is my favorite crayon color T_T



WHat even is this

It's actually the cuttest among the 10 not the crazziest=)

Cadet Blue

I LOVE cadet blue

The Contenders

Raw Umber

Raw... Umber, What the...
What colour is this...?

I have a 64 box of crayons with Raw Umber in it AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY COLOR AND STUPID NAME

This is a fancy artist color

I assume this is a type of purple


I think maize is just corn

Unmellow Yellow

Hey let's throw an adjective in front of a normal colour and call it something new!

Its like the soda, except its un mellow

Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown

Fuzzy wuzzy brown just sounds like a wrapper with fuzz on it I like the name though its is weird to people theses days

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

This is the funniest color I've ever seen. Fuzzy wuzzy brown! Crazy! It sounds like wow wow wubzy. Weird things people do these days...

Purple Mountain's Magesty

Your majesty. Is that royal purple majesty 's deal?


Koala Tree

Koala Tree. That's just getting a little too creative. I think that Crayola should at least call it the bark of an elderly tree that koalas climb during the day and eat the leaves and fruit off of it.

Hmm really koala tree I bet the same person made the jungle green... AWKWARD!

I didn't knew that koala trees existed xD... what color is that supposed to be? o. O It's so cool!

This should be a multicolored crayon made of gray and brown.


I don’t know where this color came from but I know that it is Dead meat Lmao

This is the worst color in existence. If you like this color, you should probably reevaluate your life

I can't imagine what the board room was like. "Yeah, let's just make up out own word and pretend it's a color"

This definitely has to be number 1

Tickle Me Pink

I didn't know people turned pink when they were tickled

Great color but what if there was a color Called tickle me elmo. DUN DUN DUN. That would be red and laughs when you press it, really.

Tickle me! Haha! Now I'm tickle me pink!

You suck the butt

Jay-Z Blue

What's this color even look like!?! I'm dieing to know actually

:o I want a crayon named after me

Granny Smith Apple

Love dis color

Mango Tango
Royal Purple

Love dis color! It's like a neon purple mixed with indigo

Rock N Roll Raspberry

I think I have this crayon at home. It's purple-pinkish.

It's a really weird name for a crayon.

This is the most cheesy crayon name I've ever heard. And mac and cheese is a crayola color!

I once had a Crayola pipsqueak marker, and for some reason it was called Awesome. but I'm getting off topic

Piggy Pink
Atomic Tangerine

I didn't know they sold atomic tangerines, I want one.

Kool ya... Wonder what it would do to people if it was used instead of the atomic bomb...

I could throw atomic tangerines at people...

I think that's also LSD.

Sweet Bitter

Nope not "bittersweet", it's sweet bitter.

Sweet bitter, symphony this li-ife!


I love this color T_T


I have a 64 box of crayons with asparagus in it. Shouldn't it be called asparagus green?

From, pen from bfdi

Robin Egg Blue

This color is pretty not crazy

Tickle Me Blue

Isn't there a "Tickle Me Pink" at 23 to? Even that sounded weird!

No one turns blue when they're tickled


I bet the only reason people know this color is because of the cat from Blues Clues.

Isn't this the name of a type of snail?

It's a weird name, but a pretty color!

My favorite color of Christmas lights :P


Have this you know almost all these came from neon nights crayon collection

Jungle Green
Raspberry Peach

Such a yummy color!

Magic Mint

Mmm I'm eating mint lip balm right now it is magic

Cyber Grape

Flesh is red flesh is what is inside of your body not outside so I don’t see why it is racist

This used to be a crayon color. It's a white-ish color. Hey company, FUN FACT: other races exist with different skin colors! Offensive.


Since artificial raspberry flavouring is made from the anal gland of a beaver, perhaps it is red?

They skin beavers to make this monstrosity.

Laugh out loud! Beaver is a crayon color!

Ha, what color is it?

Banana Mania

I can understand banana, but banana mania?

It must be in between yellow and dark yellow.

Purple Pizzazz

Wha... WHAT I have never heard of orange! JK

This is a underrated color and Idunno

Burnt Orange

Oh, so they burnt an orange crayon and called it a new color?

This seems more orange for me...

When I see this color, I imagine an orange after staying in the oven for 60 minutes. And if I ate it... Ew.
Pen from bfdi

Every time I see this color, I think of an orange after being in the oven for too long. And if I ate it...ew.
Pen from bfdi

Outrageous Orange

Because Orange decided to be outrageous.


Who names something after a weed

The orange is the new black shade.

Dandelion is getting removed from Crayola...

Luckily, I have a Dandelion crayon at home, I love that color so much.

Burnt Sienna
Indian Red
Shrek Green

This color is the best shade of green ever. Goes well with onion brown and donkey.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

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