Top Ten Craziest Crayon Colors

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Crayon colors have crazy names now-a-days. Pick what you think the craziest! [they may seem weird, but they're real colors]

The Top Ten

1 Pet Shop

I want to know what this color is it seems so very interesting haha... Walk up to someone and say your shirt is the color pet shop can you imagine the look you would get!?

How the hell can someone look at a crayon and go, "Hey this looks like the color of a pet shop! " what! I can't even think straight now. I'm trying to imagine what kind of color this would be!

From,
Green Day is super sexy

What? Pet shop? I'm guessing its some type of brown.

You can't imagine what it looks like.

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2 Grandma's Perfume

What the heck? This is awkward... - funnyuser

Grandma's perfume is one of the strangest names of a color. The end of the worst story ever.

I remember this one! It was orange

I think this crayon is yellow? - RoseCandyMusic

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3 Wash The Dog

Wash the dog? Like what color is that? Cleaning products are all different colors. Is it the color of the dirt in the dog? Gross

Um... What the heck! Is this the color the dog turns after a wash? Cause well... Um... Nope!

What? Wash the dog is a order not a color!

Lol the name is funny - RoseCandyMusic

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4 Macaroni and Cheese

Well for one thing m&c is yummy and a very cool color

Ah I loved this color when I was little! I still have it.

I see this crayon when I was nine and the color of this crayon color is orange - RoseCandyMusic

I <3 the food and the color! - SionicRelations

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5 Outer Space

Um whats the color of outer space?

This actually isn't black it's grayish dark greenish

To the anonymous user who said " um what is the color of outer space? " I had this crayon and its black. Though it is strange why crayola Named it that way.

6 Neon Carrot

neon carrot?
i know weird right! - ammawesome

Is this a neon orange or something? - Minecraftcrazy530

Whenever I saw this colour name, I imagined a carrot with a tron style design. and if I ate it... ew.

They make neon carrots? What!?
From,
Green Day is super sexy

7 Pony Pop

Um pony pop?
That is just all sorts of weird

what?

Pony pop? What? Is it a type of Neon purple?

From,
Pen from bfdi

8 Razzmatazz

WHat even is this

It's actually the cuttest among the 10 not the crazziest=)

9 Wild Blue Yonder

I saw this on a crayon and my life was changed

This is the best color in the history of the world

This is my favorite crayon color T_T - Comi03

Laugh out loud
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10 Cadet Blue

I LOVE cadet blue

The Contenders

11 Raw Umber

Raw... Umber, What the...
What colour is this...?

I have a 64 box of crayons with Raw Umber in it AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY COLOR AND STUPID NAME

This is a fancy artist color

What? - Officialpen

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12 Maize

I think maize is just corn

13 Unmellow Yellow

Hey let's throw an adjective in front of a normal colour and call it something new!

Its like the soda, except its un mellow

14 Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown

Fuzzy wuzzy brown just sounds like a wrapper with fuzz on it I like the name though its is weird to people theses days

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

You have no idea how badly I'd like to slap you after reading that. - theOpinionatedOne

This is the funniest color I've ever seen. Fuzzy wuzzy brown! Crazy! It sounds like wow wow wubzy. Weird things people do these days...

15 Purple Mountain's Magesty

Your majesty. Is that royal purple majesty 's deal?

I LOVE PURPLE MOUNTAIN"S MAJESTY!

16 Koala Tree

Koala Tree. That's just getting a little too creative. I think that Crayola should at least call it the bark of an elderly tree that koalas climb during the day and eat the leaves and fruit off of it.

Hmm really koala tree I bet the same person made the jungle green... AWKWARD!

I didn't knew that koala trees existed xD... what color is that supposed to be? o. O It's so cool!

Drop bear

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17 Jay-Z Blue

What's this color even look like!?! I'm dieing to know actually

:o I want a crayon named after me

18 Red

I can't imagine what the board room was like. "Yeah, let's just make up out own word and pretend it's a color"

This definitely has to be number 1

What is world? What is you? What is this?

Ikr this color is so weird

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19 Tickle Me Pink

I didn't know people turned pink when they were tickled - ammawesome

Great color but what if there was a color Called tickle me elmo. DUN DUN DUN. That would be red and laughs when you press it, really.

Tickle me! Haha! Now I'm tickle me pink! - funnyuser

You suck the butt

20 Mango Tango
21 Granny Smith Apple

Love dis color - 23windomt

22 Royal Purple

Love dis color! It's like a neon purple mixed with indigo

23 Rock N Roll Raspberry
24 Mauvelous

It's a really weird name for a crayon.

This is the most cheesy crayon name I've ever heard. And mac and cheese is a crayola color!

I once had a Crayola pipsqueak marker, and for some reason it was called Awesome. but I'm getting off topic - Officialpen

25 Piggy Pink
26 Atomic Tangerine

I didn't know they sold atomic tangerines, I want one.

Kool ya... Wonder what it would do to people if it was used instead of the atomic bomb...

I could throw atomic tangerines at people...

I think that's also LSD.

27 Sweet Bitter

Nope not "bittersweet", it's sweet bitter.

Sweet bitter, symphony this li-ife!

28 Wisteria

I love this color T_T - Officialpen

29 Asparagus

I have a 64 box of crayons with asparagus in it. Shouldn't it be called asparagus green?

From, pen from bfdi

30 Illuminating Emerald

I just found this... Ynaw

31 Robin Egg Blue

This color is pretty not crazy

32 Tickle Me Blue

Isn't there a "Tickle Me Pink" at 23 to? Even that sounded weird!

No one turns blue when they're tickled

33 Sunglow

Have this you know almost all these came from neon nights crayon collection

34 Periwinkle

I bet the only reason people know this color is because of the cat from Blues Clues. - purpleyoshi98

Isn't this the name of a type of snail?

It's a weird name, but a pretty color! - funnyuser

My favorite color of Christmas lights :P

35 Manatee
36 Lemon Yellow
37 Jungle Green
38 Raspberry Peach

Such a yummy color!

39 Cyber Grape
40 Ivory
41 Beaver

Since artificial raspberry flavouring is made from the anal gland of a beaver, perhaps it is red?

They skin beavers to make this monstrosity. - Captaincrunch2015

Laugh out loud! Beaver is a crayon color!

Ha, what color is it?

42 Banana Mania

I can understand banana, but banana mania?

It must be in between yellow and dark yellow. - funnyuser

43 Magic Mint

Mmm I'm eating mint lip balm right now it is magic

44 Purple Pizzazz
45 Outrageous Orange

Because Orange decided to be outrageous.

46 Dandelion

Who names something after a weed

The orange is the new black shade.

Dandelion is getting removed from Crayola...


Luckily, I have a Dandelion crayon at home, I love that color so much. - Officialpen

47 Orange

Wha... WHAT I have never heard of orange! JK

48 Burnt Sienna
49 Flesh

This used to be a crayon color. It's a white-ish color. Hey company, FUN FACT: other races exist with different skin colors! Offensive.

50 Indian Red
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1. Grandma's Perfume
2. Purple Mountain's Magesty
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