Top Ten Craziest Crayon Colors

Crayon colors have crazy names now-a-days. Pick what you think the craziest! [they may seem weird, but they're real colors]

The Top Ten

1 Pet Shop

I want to know what this color is it seems so very interesting haha... Walk up to someone and say your shirt is the color pet shop can you imagine the look you would get!?

How the hell can someone look at a crayon and go, "Hey this looks like the color of a pet shop! " what! I can't even think straight now. I'm trying to imagine what kind of color this would be!

Green Day is super sexy

What? Pet shop? I'm guessing its some type of brown.

What? They culd at least do something colorish like puppy brown even though that's bad - Lucretia

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2 Grandma's Perfume

What the heck? This is awkward... - funnyuser

Grandma's perfume is one of the strangest names of a color. The end of the worst story ever.

I remember this one! It was orange

My grandmas perfume is usualy blue though - Lucretia

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3 Wash The Dog

Wash the dog? Like what color is that? Cleaning products are all different colors. Is it the color of the dirt in the dog? Gross

Um... What the heck! Is this the color the dog turns after a wash? Cause well... Um... Nope!

What? Wash the dog is a order not a color!

Lol the name is funny - RoseCandyMusic

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4 Macaroni and Cheese

Well for one thing m&c is yummy and a very cool color

Ah I loved this color when I was little! I still have it.

I see this crayon when I was nine and the color of this crayon color is orange - RoseCandyMusic

I <3 the food and the color! - SionicRelations

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5 Outer Space

Um whats the color of outer space?

This actually isn't black it's grayish dark greenish

To the anonymous user who said " um what is the color of outer space? " I had this crayon and its black. Though it is strange why crayola Named it that way.

Outerspace is black and mostly has no light or heat... - Lucretia

6 Neon Carrot

neon carrot?
i know weird right! - ammawesome

Is this a neon orange or something? - Minecraftcrazy530

Whenever I saw this colour name, I imagined a carrot with a tron style design. and if I ate it... ew.

Sounds cool - Lucretia

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7 Pony Pop

Um pony pop?
That is just all sorts of weird


Pony pop? What? Is it a type of Neon purple?

Pen from bfdi

8 Razzmatazz

WHat even is this

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9 Wild Blue Yonder

I saw this on a crayon and my life was changed

This is the best color in the history of the world

This is my favorite crayon color T_T - Comi03

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10 Cadet Blue V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 Raw Umber

Raw... Umber, What the...
What colour is this...?

I have a 64 box of crayons with Raw Umber in it AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY COLOR AND STUPID NAME

This is a fancy artist color

What? - Officialpen

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12 Maize V 1 Comment
13 Unmellow Yellow

Hey let's throw an adjective in front of a normal colour and call it something new!

Its like the soda, except its un mellow

14 Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown

Fuzzy wuzzy brown just sounds like a wrapper with fuzz on it I like the name though its is weird to people theses days

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

You have no idea how badly I'd like to slap you after reading that. - theOpinionatedOne

This is the funniest color I've ever seen. Fuzzy wuzzy brown! Crazy! It sounds like wow wow wubzy. Weird things people do these days...

15 Purple Mountain's Magesty

Your majesty. Is that royal purple majesty 's deal?


16 Koala Tree

Koala Tree. That's just getting a little too creative. I think that Crayola should at least call it the bark of an elderly tree that koalas climb during the day and eat the leaves and fruit off of it.

Hmm really koala tree I bet the same person made the jungle green... AWKWARD!

I didn't knew that koala trees existed xD... what color is that supposed to be? o. O It's so cool!

This should be a multicolored crayon made of gray and brown. - Captaincrunch2015

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17 Jay-Z Blue

What's this color even look like!?! I'm dieing to know actually

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18 Red

I can't imagine what the board room was like. "Yeah, let's just make up out own word and pretend it's a color"

This definitely has to be number 1

What is world? What is you? What is this?

Ikr this color is so weird

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19 Tickle Me Pink

I didn't know people turned pink when they were tickled - ammawesome

Great color but what if there was a color Called tickle me elmo. DUN DUN DUN. That would be red and laughs when you press it, really.

Tickle me! Haha! Now I'm tickle me pink! - funnyuser

You suck the butt

20 Mango Tango
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Top Remixes (5)

1. Grandma's Perfume
2. Purple Mountain's Magesty
3. Pony Pop
1. Grandma's Perfume
2. Illuminating Emerald
3. Pet Shop
1. Wash The Dog
2. Pony Pop
3. Grandma's Perfume

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