Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quotes


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21 "Nobody has more respect for women than me."

What a completely laughable, immature, flamboyantly narcissistic, incompetent, mega-maniacal, self-preserving BUFFOON this horse's ass is!

Bull. If he had more respect for women than anyone else, how come he hasn't made a Facebook post whining that women are dumb and go with all the Chad jocks instead of someone who will treat them like a queen? - BlarchBlaces

Yeah right, getting rid of abortion is totally respectful to a woman's choice.

Over a year later and I still can't believe this man is this beloved - ProPanda

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22 “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her… wherever.”

She was a *DUN DUN DUN* CREEPY PASTAH! Or constipated and on her period.

23 "Wrong!"

Every time, every moment

Donald will make a great presi- WRONG!

24 "You're fired" V 2 Comments
25 "I'm the President, you're not"

He literally uses this defend his claims that are debunked. We have a child as a president, America. - Rue

26 "That makes me smart"

(About the fact that he didn't pay any income taxes)

Proves he is the moron "many" people have said he is

Donald trump, Smart?
they don't add up

So, Trump is basically saying that the majority of Americans are stupid because they pay taxes.

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27 "Look at that face! Who would vote for that face?"

Exactly what could be said about Trump. Then again, "Look at that hair. Who would vote for that hair? " LOL

Said Trump while looking at a mirror

He would have said it while looking at the mirror - rineesingh

I said that about you - LaST_LiGHT

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28 "Covfefe"

Disappointed this isn't the full quote. "Despite negative news covfefe"

My other favorite - EliHbk

How did this become a meme? Is he meant to write conference or coffee? Sounds more like the latter if you ask me. - CrimsonShark

29 "My ability to discern the worth of lies is unmatched"

You are a lie yourself

Because you are the greatest liar

30 "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

Who 'well documented' that all of his body parts is 'long & beautiful,' himself?

He's talking about his privates.

31 "And to Rosie O'Donnell; You're welcome, Shamou."

Speaking of whales---The Donald is significantly overweight. I think he stood next to Chris Christie to look like he had a normal weight. LOL.

And yet o'donnell looks sexy compared to old, weird faced, ugly wigs, stupid, rude, Donald troll.

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32 "Are you from South Korea"

I'd like to ask Mr. Trump why Mr. Choe's ethnicity or nationality matters when correcting your incorrect and racist views. You have no problem using American tax dollars to defend Germany or Japan, but you you have a problem defending another one of your allies, an ally that helps you deal with the North Korean threat. Mr. Trump is either intellectually backwards or both racist and intellectually backwards. - MrKorea

Actually, I would be proud of this if I were asian Trump. South Korea is a very good country, make sure you don't lose allies because I don't think Canada will help you when you offend another country - SeeU

Trump, are you from Southeast Asia? I'm pretty sure you're part orangutan. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

No are you from North Korea - TeamRocket747

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33 “You haven’t been called, go back to Univision.”
34 “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people — maybe there is, I don’t know.”

I can see The Donald is trying to rile up the most violent gun nuts.

35 "The Indian"

Just no

shut up

She is a sikh, Sikhs have a very unique god who supports all bad things and never sends them to hell, As sikhs god has no Hell.
Everything for sikh is money, example Sunny Leone prostitute.

36 "Obama is the worst thing that our country is going through"

Sorry, Ronald McDonald Trump. I think what you mean to say is that, "YOU'RE the worst thing that our country is going through." I'm sorry and Imma let you finish, but Barack Obama is awesome. YOU'RE not. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Listen, Donald. Insult him ONE more time and I swear I will burn your "hair". He's amazing and his inauguration is the best thing that happened to America. Look at the difference at his and yours. - LaST_LiGHT

Well Obama might be a terrible president but Trump is always worse. - njalabi63989

For right now - PianoQueen

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37 "I know words, I have the best words."

He claims to have an Ivy League education

And what's the antonym for genuine

I have to wonder sometimes if he even made it past kindergarten...

As John Oliver once said, "Oh please. The biggest word in the sentence 'I have the best words' is the word 'words'! - Kfox101

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38 "You people know a lot about trucks." V 3 Comments
39 “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud"

I bet it's less of a fraud than you - lucagalaxy

And what is this source, may I ask? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

The whole issue with where Obama "really was born" was always f-ing ridiculous! I'm sure the process to become a canidate for the PotUS would prevent anyone who doesn't meet the requirements to be in & that includes this 'issue'! Besides, just because someone was born somewhere else doesn't mean they plan to harm the USA, or whatever. This STUPID argument was always just an unfair, racist, & moronic way to force Obama out of office!

Yes Obama could have done better (expcally of the house worked with him, but no let's all just blame Obama). But please he's not that bad!

The "extremely credible source" is your dumb brain - LaST_LiGHT

40 "I alone can fix it"

Really? Can you fix global warming? - RainbowArtist191

Now that's something I have to see him try. -gets some popcorn- - Emberflight_of_StormClan

If you can't fix your fake hair, you can't fix global warming. - Lucretia

Sounds like something a dictator would say lmao - Rue

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