Top Ten Craziest Fictious Chat Conversations

The Top Ten

1 "Excuse me, may I know who is speaking, sir?" "How dare you ask me that?!"

2 "Do mammoths fly?" "Do skunks cook?" "No. Why the heck did you ask?"

3 "I totally love Shakespeare's Hamlet. Have you read it?" "Shut up! Dora the Explorer is much more exciting."

4 "Are you Hitler?" "'Course not! Why on earth did you ask!" [Two weeks later] "Are you Bin Laden?"

5 "I think you're just absolutely awesome! I'm a big fan of everything you do!" "Hey! Thanks, dude! I'm genuinely glad that you've realised my true potential... Thanks so much for your compliment!" "Sorry. Actually I didn't mean it. You're just a sucker."

6 "Do you mind if I send you a message?" "Haha, you already sent me one!" "You actually realized, you dumbo?"

7 "Damn you." "I wish the same to you and all your loved ones! God bless."

8 "Can I insult you, yellowteeth?" "By all means, stinkerbreath." "SKINNYARMS! STUPIDDUDE!" "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SCREAMIN AT ME FOR?!" "Oops. Sorry." "It's okay, dumbbrain."

9 "I bet you don't have any friends." "What a coincidence! I was going to message that to you!" "How cool! It's like - like - fate! This is awesome! Maybe we were meant to be the bestest of friends!" "Yeah, right. Which lunatic would be friends with you?"

10 "Can I ask you a question?" "You already asked one, dumbo."

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