Craziest Professor Membrane Quotes

The Top Ten
1 "Video games develop hand-eye coordination and make kids into better human beings!"
2 "Santa!? I KNEW this day would come! Son, I'm giving you full access to the anti-Santa arsenal I made when I was a child. Good luck destroying Santa! And Meeerry Christmas."
3 "SON! There better not be any walking dead up there!"
4 "Oh boy! I asked Santa to bring me 12 cases of uranium-238!"
5 "BOOM! HOW COULD THIS BE?"
6 "It's a good thing I exist!"
7 "Because, I am a SCIENTIST, I have always wanted to be a SCIENTIST, and I am good at being a SCIENTIST."
8 "I'm making…TOAST!"
9 "If the breakfast cube was never invented, tasty breakfast squids would sweep the nation!"
10 "And what country is the little green boy from?"
The Contenders
11 "Now now, son, brush your teeth and don't steal."
12 "On line 4,062 you used a sine when you should have used a cosine!"
13 "I'm so glad we could sit down as a family and enjoy a meal at this questionable pizza chain!"
14 "What's your brother doing this time? He's not trying to raise the dead again, is he? Always with the dead, that boy..."
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