Craziest Ways to Start a Conversation With a Stranger

The Top Ten

1 I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that...

Haha I still love this the most!

2 Whoosh, finally broke out, I say 5 is good enough, ten would be way too much just over a little murder. How was your day?

3 Can I borrow your wallet? I need to go buy a car and I'm all out of quarters...

4 What's with JB lately? I heard he came out of the closet...

5 You have purdy eyes...

6 Hold me closer tiny dancer...

7 Stupid? say "what"... (said in a fast pace)

Oh my gosh I've heard this before! I think my friend might've used it on me... Or was it my cousin... ?

Haha this sure is crazily funny! And rude!

8 Get off my case you loser

9 I am you

Haha very complex and funny sentence! You better check out Kiteretsunu's lists, they're like yours and very funny, you'll cert. enjoy. Bye, God bless!
P.S. Thanks a lot for your kind compliment, Kiteret! Have a beautiful day...

Well, Post. HezarioSeth, Britgirl's and Keyson's lists are way much funnier. You should really check out theirs too. They are all awesome.

10 How about them stock exchanges lately...

The Contenders

11 You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England

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