Top Ten Crazy Sitcom Characters to Have As a BodyguardPositronWildhawk
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Who wouldn't have him as a bodyguard?!?! You'd certainly have fun watching him beat them up, and drop a deadpan boaster. That is, if he's not fixating on his kids. - PositronWildhawk
Especially with the recent episode: "You better find my husband's mother because one way or another, we're walking out of this airport with a dead woman! " She's like a little firecracker! - keycha1n
It would be brilliant, because any attacker who hasn't seen TBBT would get quite an element of surprise from a seemingly harmless, and may I say cute, 5 foot microbiologist. - PositronWildhawk
Imagine Joey, eating a pizza when someone comes in.
Joey- Hey! What's the password.
Joey- The password is incorrect
Joey- Come in
Chandler grabs some pizza
Joey- JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
Yeah, he's an amazing bodyguard.
Let him mock them, cower, and they'll concentrate on him while you make a break for it! - PositronWildhawk
You just need to have him asleep in his chair. Put the chair between you and the attacker, and bam. - PositronWildhawk
He'd introduce himself rather politely, for a start. - PositronWildhawk
His excessive rants would be perfect to get anyone to leave you the hell alone! - PositronWildhawk
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2. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (The Big Bang Theory)
3. Joey Tribbiani (Friends)