Top Ten Crazy Sitcom Characters to Have As a Bodyguard

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The Top Ten

1 Terry Jeffords (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Terry Jeffords (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

Who wouldn't have him as a bodyguard?!?! You'd certainly have fun watching him beat them up, and drop a deadpan boaster. That is, if he's not fixating on his kids. - PositronWildhawk

2 Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (The Big Bang Theory) Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (The Big Bang Theory)

Especially with the recent episode: "You better find my husband's mother because one way or another, we're walking out of this airport with a dead woman! " She's like a little firecracker! - keycha1n

It would be brilliant, because any attacker who hasn't seen TBBT would get quite an element of surprise from a seemingly harmless, and may I say cute, 5 foot microbiologist. - PositronWildhawk

3 Joey Tribbiani (Friends) Joey Tribbiani (Friends) Joseph Francis "Joey" Tribbiani, Jr. is a character from the NBC sitcoms Friends and its spin-off Joey, portrayed by Matt LeBlanc.

Imagine Joey, eating a pizza when someone comes in.
Joey- Hey! What's the password.
Chandler- Pizza
Joey- The password is incorrect
Chandler- Incorrect
Joey- Come in
Chandler grabs some pizza
Joey- JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
Yeah, he's an amazing bodyguard.

4 Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf)

Let him mock them, cower, and they'll concentrate on him while you make a break for it! - PositronWildhawk

5 Jack Hackett (Father Ted)

You just need to have him asleep in his chair. Put the chair between you and the attacker, and bam. - PositronWildhawk

6 Gina Linetti (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Gina Linetti (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
7 Niles Crane (Frasier)

He'd introduce himself rather politely, for a start. - PositronWildhawk

8 Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers)

His excessive rants would be perfect to get anyone to leave you the hell alone! - PositronWildhawk

9 Baldrick (Blackadder)
10 Vyvyan (The Young Ones)

The Contenders

11 Bertram (Jessie)
12 Marie Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
13 Robert Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
14 Frank Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
15 Debra Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
16 Herr Otto Flick ('Allo 'Allo!)
17 Officer Crabtree ('Allo 'Allo!)
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