Top Ten Crazy Weird Things You Can Buy On AmazonThere are a number of weird things that I've found on Amazon over time. Here is a list.
The Top Ten
This is hilarious. How did this end up on Amazon? - MattAffterburner
A truly fissionable contract unless you have a license. - PositronWildhawk
The best part is its price is only $39 - yatharthb
I ordered 10 just to say "hi" to a Fbi agent and well 39$ are just so cheap. - Fretto
What? Just get it out of a trash can if you really want it used.
Who would buy these? If you actually wanted too, you can just find one in the trash! - MattAffterburner
Ew that's so gross! - andrewteel
Eurgh! What about broken ones? The only condoms I’m getting from Amazon are the 42cm plushies! - Muffet13
One of the descriptions says "Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist." - PositronWildhawk
Useful to make semen sandwiches - RedAce66
Most of the things here are worth the top position. Truly remarkable list. All of them deserve the number 1 position,
First, I'm thinking where does the amazon store uranium at?
Second, who will produce the required amount of semen for these dishes and how (he must be a pevert if he opens a restaurant specializing on this, both for practical and cookery purposes! )?
Third, penis extender strap. Only one thing; I feel sorry for the guys who actually buy this.
Overall remarkable list! - Kiteretsunu
The thing looks like the offspring of Bowser and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. - PositronWildhawk
And if the child's no good, what do you do, send it back? The child I mean. - Britgirl
What? You mean things that live in galaxies to far away.
You know something, I would actually by that!
what?!? - andrewteel
The thing looks like it's meant to open a bottle of wine. - PositronWildhawk
This is just on place 7 and I already can't stop laughing 😂 - Fretto
That's so gross and I found a picture of one on a toilet and it's disgusting - andrewteel
I would buy this!
I gifted it to my friend once. - Undistinguished
Hahaaaha it's just weird - peaceswagtv
Product came with camouflage kit, but no elephant included. Had to buy elephant separately (don't know how that package fit in my mailbox) 0/10
I'm going to buy a pin elephant so I can buy that!
And it'll set you back £1.175 million. I'll have fifty, then. - PositronWildhawk
What?!? gross - andrewteel
I want some Liquid @$$!
Ok say what. Who's the billionaire who bought it?
My dog needs some of this. - MattAffterburner
Good I don't know who Doctor John is.
Wait does this exist? - andrewteel
Me: [types in yodeling pickle on Yahoo]
[videos of yodeling pickle come up]
Me: [clicks on the yodeling pickle video]
Video: yodel lay hee hoo
Me: That was the weirdest thing I ever seen in my life - andrewteel