Top Ten Crazy Weird Things You Can Buy On Amazon

There are a number of weird things that I've found on Amazon over time. Here is a list.

The Top Ten

1 Uranium Ore

This is hilarious. How did this end up on Amazon? - MattAffterburner

A truly fissionable contract unless you have a license. - PositronWildhawk

The best part is its price is only $39 - yatharthb

I ordered 10 just to say "hi" to a Fbi agent and well 39$ are just so cheap. - Fretto

2 Used Condoms

What? Just get it out of a trash can if you really want it used.

Who would buy these? If you actually wanted too, you can just find one in the trash! - MattAffterburner

Ew that's so gross! - andrewteel

Eurgh! What about broken ones? The only condoms I’m getting from Amazon are the 42cm plushies! - Muffet13

3 Semen-Based Recipe Books

One of the descriptions says "Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist." - PositronWildhawk

Useful to make semen sandwiches - RedAce66

Most of the things here are worth the top position. Truly remarkable list. All of them deserve the number 1 position,
First, I'm thinking where does the amazon store uranium at?
Second, who will produce the required amount of semen for these dishes and how (he must be a pevert if he opens a restaurant specializing on this, both for practical and cookery purposes! )?
Third, penis extender strap. Only one thing; I feel sorry for the guys who actually buy this.
Overall remarkable list! - Kiteretsunu

4 Parent Child Testing Products

The thing looks like the offspring of Bowser and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. - PositronWildhawk

And if the child's no good, what do you do, send it back? The child I mean. - Britgirl

5 UFO Detector

What? You mean things that live in galaxies to far away.

You know something, I would actually by that!

6 Penis Extender Stretcher Strap Device

what?!? - andrewteel

The thing looks like it's meant to open a bottle of wine. - PositronWildhawk

This is just on place 7 and I already can't stop laughing 😂 - Fretto

7 Wolf Urine
8 DVD Rewinder
9 Fake Poop

That's so gross and I found a picture of one on a toilet and it's disgusting - andrewteel

I would buy this!

I gifted it to my friend once. - Undistinguished

Hahaaaha it's just weird - peaceswagtv

10 Elephant Camouflage Kit

Product came with camouflage kit, but no elephant included. Had to buy elephant separately (don't know how that package fit in my mailbox) 0/10

I'm going to buy a pin elephant so I can buy that!

And it'll set you back £1.175 million. I'll have fifty, then. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Rhino Poo
12 Deer Butt
13 Fart Spray
14 Tiger Poo
15 Giraffe Poo
16 Urine

What?!? gross - andrewteel

17 Liquid Fart Spray

I want some Liquid @$$!

18 Herbal Nipple Cream
19 Butt Pencil Sharpener
20 Tank

Ok say what. Who's the billionaire who bought it?

21 "Stop Eating Poop!" Dog Breath Spray

My dog needs some of this. - MattAffterburner

22 "Doctor John's Famous Pee Pee"

Good I don't know who Doctor John is.

Wait does this exist? - andrewteel

23 "Gay Attraction" Body Mist
24 Unicorn Meat
25 Pink Elefun Elephant Furry Bones Statue Display
26 Uranium
27 Roswell Soil Samples
28 Scented NASCAR Motor Oil (Pink Peppermint)
29 Gift of Nothing
30 Archie Mcphee Instant underpants. Just add water one pair
31 Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll
32 Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle

Me: [types in yodeling pickle on Yahoo]

[videos of yodeling pickle come up]

Me: [clicks on the yodeling pickle video]

Video: yodel lay hee hoo

Me: That was the weirdest thing I ever seen in my life - andrewteel

33 Recordable Toilet Roll Talker
34 Yodelling Bacon
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