Top Ten Crazy Weird Things You Can Buy On Amazon

PositronWildhawk
There are a number of weird things that I've found on Amazon over time. Here is a list.

The Top Ten

1 Uranium Ore

A truly fissionable contract unless you have a license. - PositronWildhawk

The best part is its price is only $39 - yatharthb

I ordered 10 just to say "hi" to a Fbi agent and well 39$ are just so cheap. - Fretto

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2 Semen-Based Recipe Books

One of the descriptions says "Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist." - PositronWildhawk

Useful to make semen sandwiches - RedAce66

Most of the things here are worth the top position. Truly remarkable list. All of them deserve the number 1 position,
First, I'm thinking where does the amazon store uranium at?
Second, who will produce the required amount of semen for these dishes and how (he must be a pevert if he opens a restaurant specializing on this, both for practical and cookery purposes! )?
Third, penis extender strap. Only one thing; I feel sorry for the guys who actually buy this.
Overall remarkable list! - Kiteretsunu

3 Used Condoms

Hey, you boil and dry it and it doesn't do a bad job. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

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4 Parent Child Testing Products

The thing looks like the offspring of Bowser and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. - PositronWildhawk

And if the child's no good, what do you do, send it back? The child I mean. - Britgirl

5 UFO Detector

You know something, I would actually by that!

6 DVD Rewinder
7 Penis Extender Stretcher Strap Device

The thing looks like it's meant to open a bottle of wine. - PositronWildhawk

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8 Elephant Camouflage Kit

I'm going to buy a pin elephant so I can buy that!

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9 Fake Poop V 2 Comments
10 Deer Butt

The Contenders

11 Wolf Urine
12 Fart Spray
13 Herbal Nipple Cream
14 "Stop Eating Poop!" Dog Breath Spray
15 Butt Pencil Sharpener
16 Tank

Ok say what. Who's the billionaire who bought it?

17 Uranium
18 "Gay Attraction" Body Mist
19 Pink Elefun Elephant Furry Bones Statue Display
20 Roswell Soil Samples
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1. Uranium Ore
2. Semen-Based Recipe Books
3. Parent Child Testing Products
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1. Uranium
2. Deer Butt
3. Tank
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1. Used Condoms
2. Uranium Ore
3. UFO Detector
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