Top Ten Crazy Weird Things You Can Buy On Amazon

There are a number of weird things that I've found on Amazon over time. Here is a list.
The Top Ten
1 Uranium Ore

A truly fissionable contract unless you have a license.

This is hilarious. How did this end up on Amazon?

I ordered 10 just to say "hi" to a Fbi agent and well 39$ are just so cheap.

The best part is its price is only $39

2 Used Condoms

Who would buy these? If you actually wanted too, you can just find one in the trash!

What? Just get it out of a trash can if you really want it used.

You can get them for less!

Ew that's so gross!

3 Semen-Based Recipe Books

Most of the things here are worth the top position. Truly remarkable list. All of them deserve the number 1 position,
First, I'm thinking where does the amazon store uranium at?
Second, who will produce the required amount of semen for these dishes and how (he must be a pevert if he opens a restaurant specializing on this, both for practical and cookery purposes! )?
Third, penis extender strap. Only one thing; I feel sorry for the guys who actually buy this.
Overall remarkable list!

One of the descriptions says "Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist."

Useful to make semen sandwiches

4 UFO Detector

Wait, what? This exists? SERIOUSLY? *Checks amazon.com* OMG THIS ACTUALLY EXISTS. But it's 87 $ 66 cents. I guess the question is DOES IT WORK. Someone please check it out for me.

What? You mean things that live in galaxies to far away.

You know something, I would actually by that!

5 Parent Child Testing Products

The thing looks like the offspring of Bowser and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

And if the child's no good, what do you do, send it back? The child I mean.

6 Penis Extender Stretcher Strap Device

The thing looks like it's meant to open a bottle of wine.

7 DVD Rewinder
8 Elephant Camouflage Kit

Product came with camouflage kit, but no elephant included. Had to buy elephant separately (don't know how that package fit in my mailbox) 0/10

I'm going to buy a pin elephant so I can buy that!

9 Fake Poop

That's so gross and I found a picture of one on a toilet and it's disgusting

I gifted it to my friend once.

I would buy this!

10 Wolf Urine
The Contenders
11 Deer Butt
12 Fart Spray
13 Butt Pencil Sharpener
14 Herbal Nipple Cream
15 "Stop Eating Poop!" Dog Breath Spray

My dog needs some of this.

16 Tank
17 "Doctor John's Famous Pee Pee"

Good I don't know who Doctor John is.

Wait does this exist?

18 Urine
19 "Gay Attraction" Body Mist
20 Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll
21 Liquid Fart Spray

I want some Liquid @$$!

22 Unicorn Meat
23 Pink Elefun Elephant Furry Bones Statue Display
24 Uranium
25 Roswell Soil Samples
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