Top Ten Crazy Weird Things You Can Buy On Amazon

PositronWildhawk
There are a number of weird things that I've found on Amazon over time. Here is a list.

The Top Ten

1 Uranium Ore

A truly fissionable contract unless you have a license. - PositronWildhawk

The best part is its price is only $39 - yatharthb

I ordered 10 just to say "hi" to a Fbi agent and well 39$ are just so cheap. - Fretto

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2 Semen-Based Recipe Books

One of the descriptions says "Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist." - PositronWildhawk

Useful to make semen sandwiches - RedAce66

Most of the things here are worth the top position. Truly remarkable list. All of them deserve the number 1 position,
First, I'm thinking where does the amazon store uranium at?
Second, who will produce the required amount of semen for these dishes and how (he must be a pevert if he opens a restaurant specializing on this, both for practical and cookery purposes! )?
Third, penis extender strap. Only one thing; I feel sorry for the guys who actually buy this.
Overall remarkable list! - Kiteretsunu

3 Used Condoms

Hey, you boil and dry it and it doesn't do a bad job. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

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4 Parent Child Testing Products

The thing looks like the offspring of Bowser and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. - PositronWildhawk

And if the child's no good, what do you do, send it back? The child I mean. - Britgirl

5 UFO Detector

You know something, I would actually by that!

6 DVD Rewinder
7 Penis Extender Stretcher Strap Device

The thing looks like it's meant to open a bottle of wine. - PositronWildhawk

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8 Elephant Camouflage Kit

I'm going to buy a pin elephant so I can buy that!

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9 Gift of Nothing
10 Archie Mcphee Instant underpants. Just add water one pair

The Newcomers

? Liquid Fart Spray
? Yodelling Bacon

The Contenders

11 Fake Poop V 2 Comments
12 Deer Butt
13 Wolf Urine
14 Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll
15 Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
16 Rhino Poo
17 Tiger Poo
18 Fart Spray
19 Herbal Nipple Cream
20 "Stop Eating Poop!" Dog Breath Spray
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