Top Ten Crazy Weird Things You Can Buy On Amazon

There are a number of weird things that I've found on Amazon over time. Here is a list.

The Top Ten

1 Uranium Ore

This is hilarious. How did this end up on Amazon? - MattAffterburner

A truly fissionable contract unless you have a license. - PositronWildhawk

The best part is its price is only $39 - yatharthb

I ordered 10 just to say "hi" to a Fbi agent and well 39$ are just so cheap. - Fretto

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2 Semen-Based Recipe Books

One of the descriptions says "Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist." - PositronWildhawk

Useful to make semen sandwiches - RedAce66

Most of the things here are worth the top position. Truly remarkable list. All of them deserve the number 1 position,
First, I'm thinking where does the amazon store uranium at?
Second, who will produce the required amount of semen for these dishes and how (he must be a pevert if he opens a restaurant specializing on this, both for practical and cookery purposes! )?
Third, penis extender strap. Only one thing; I feel sorry for the guys who actually buy this.
Overall remarkable list! - Kiteretsunu

3 Used Condoms

What? Just get it out of a trash can if you really want it used.

Who would buy these? If you actually wanted too, you can just find one in the trash! - MattAffterburner

Ew that's so gross! - andrewteel

You can get them for less! - PositronWildhawk

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4 Parent Child Testing Products

The thing looks like the offspring of Bowser and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. - PositronWildhawk

And if the child's no good, what do you do, send it back? The child I mean. - Britgirl

5 UFO Detector

What? You mean things that live in galaxies to far away.

You know something, I would actually by that!

6 Penis Extender Stretcher Strap Device

what?!? - andrewteel

The thing looks like it's meant to open a bottle of wine. - PositronWildhawk

This is just on place 7 and I already can't stop laughing 😂 - Fretto

7 DVD Rewinder
8 Elephant Camouflage Kit

Product came with camouflage kit, but no elephant included. Had to buy elephant separately (don't know how that package fit in my mailbox) 0/10

I'm going to buy a pin elephant so I can buy that!

And it'll set you back £1.175 million. I'll have fifty, then. - PositronWildhawk

9 Fake Poop

That's so gross and I found a picture of one on a toilet and it's disgusting - andrewteel

I would buy this!

I gifted it to my friend once. - Undistinguished

Hahaaaha it's just weird - peaceswagtv

10 Wolf Urine

The Contenders

11 Deer Butt
12 Fart Spray
13 Herbal Nipple Cream
14 Butt Pencil Sharpener
15 "Stop Eating Poop!" Dog Breath Spray

My dog needs some of this. - MattAffterburner

16 Tank

Ok say what. Who's the billionaire who bought it?

17 "Gay Attraction" Body Mist
18 Unicorn Meat
19 Pink Elefun Elephant Furry Bones Statue Display
20 Uranium
21 Roswell Soil Samples
22 "Doctor John's Famous Pee Pee"

Wait does this exist? - andrewteel

23 Scented NASCAR Motor Oil (Pink Peppermint)
24 Gift of Nothing
25 Archie Mcphee Instant underpants. Just add water one pair
26 Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll
27 Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle

Me: [types in yodeling pickle on Yahoo]

[videos of yodeling pickle come up]

Me: [clicks on the yodeling pickle video]

Video: yodel lay hee hoo

Me: That was the weirdest thing I ever seen in my life - andrewteel

28 Rhino Poo
29 Tiger Poo
30 Recordable Toilet Roll Talker
31 Giraffe Poo
32 Yodelling Bacon
33 Liquid Fart Spray
34 Urine

What?!? gross - andrewteel

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Top Remixes

1. Uranium Ore
2. Semen-Based Recipe Books
3. Parent Child Testing Products
1. Uranium
2. Deer Butt
3. Tank
1. Used Condoms
2. Uranium Ore
3. UFO Detector


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