Top Ten Crazy Weird Things You Can Buy On Amazon

There are a number of weird things that I've found on Amazon over time. Here is a list.

The Top Ten

1 Uranium Ore

A truly fissionable contract unless you have a license. - PositronWildhawk

The best part is its price is only $39 - yatharthb

I ordered 10 just to say "hi" to a Fbi agent and well 39$ are just so cheap. - Fretto

I can't guarantee you won't be placed on an FBI watchlist for this

2 Semen-Based Recipe Books

One of the descriptions says "Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist." - PositronWildhawk

Useful to make semen sandwiches - RedAce66

Most of the things here are worth the top position. Truly remarkable list. All of them deserve the number 1 position,
First, I'm thinking where does the amazon store uranium at?
Second, who will produce the required amount of semen for these dishes and how (he must be a pevert if he opens a restaurant specializing on this, both for practical and cookery purposes! )?
Third, penis extender strap. Only one thing; I feel sorry for the guys who actually buy this.
Overall remarkable list! - Kiteretsunu

3 Used Condoms

You can get them for less! - PositronWildhawk

what?!? - Metal_Treasure

4 Parent Child Testing Products

The thing looks like the offspring of Bowser and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. - PositronWildhawk

And if the child's no good, what do you do, send it back? The child I mean. - Britgirl

5 UFO Detector

You know something, I would actually by that!

What? You mean things that live in galaxies to far away.

6 Penis Extender Stretcher Strap Device

The thing looks like it's meant to open a bottle of wine. - PositronWildhawk

what?!? - andrewteel

This is just on place 7 and I already can't stop laughing 😂 - Fretto

7 DVD Rewinder
8 Elephant Camouflage Kit

Product came with camouflage kit, but no elephant included. Had to buy elephant separately (don't know how that package fit in my mailbox) 0/10

I'm going to buy a pin elephant so I can buy that!

And it'll set you back £1.175 million. I'll have fifty, then. - PositronWildhawk

9 Fake Poop

I gifted it to my friend once. - Undistinguished

I would buy this!

Hahaaaha it's just weird - peaceswagtv

10 Wolf Urine

The Newcomers

? Urine

The Contenders

11 Deer Butt
12 Fart Spray
13 Herbal Nipple Cream
14 Butt Pencil Sharpener
15 "Stop Eating Poop!" Dog Breath Spray
16 Tank

Ok say what. Who's the billionaire who bought it?

17 "Gay Attraction" Body Mist
18 Pink Elefun Elephant Furry Bones Statue Display
19 Uranium
20 Roswell Soil Samples
21 "Doctor John's Famous Pee Pee"
22 Scented NASCAR Motor Oil (Pink Peppermint)
23 Gift of Nothing
24 Archie Mcphee Instant underpants. Just add water one pair
25 Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll
26 Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
27 Rhino Poo
28 Tiger Poo
29 Recordable Toilet Roll Talker
30 Giraffe Poo
31 Yodelling Bacon
32 Liquid Fart Spray
33 Unicorn Meat
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Top Remixes

1. Uranium Ore
2. Semen-Based Recipe Books
3. Parent Child Testing Products
1. Uranium
2. Deer Butt
3. Tank
1. Used Condoms
2. Uranium Ore
3. UFO Detector


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