Most Creative Ways to Get Detention

The Top Ten

1 Ram a motorbike into the principal's office

Forget detention. You’d get expelled for this - PackFan2005

2 Sing 'Baby' in the loudspeaker

That would be terrifying - iliekpiez

Luckily, I don’t know the words. I would probably sing Garden on the loudspeaker though.

3 Burn down the school

You wouldn’t get detention anyway. There would be no school for it. - PackFan2005

4 Bully someone brutally
5 Bring Ebola to your school

You’d be dead before a teacher could assign you detention. - PackFan2005

6 Yell at the teacher
7 Throw a chair out of a window
8 Spray paint rude things
9 Make Sandy Hook jokes in Sandy Hook
10 Start a food fight

The Contenders

11 Stick up your middle finger

Imagine a kindergartener counting on their fingers and accidentally doing the middle finger.

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