Top 10 Creepiest Baby Einstein Momentstheendoftime Baby Einstein is a franchise created by Julie Aigner-Clark. She created it as entertainment for babies and toddlers, so it must be all fun and games, right? Wrong. Baby Einstein has some scary parts in it, but babies don't even realize it until later. And it can scar you for life, like it did for me. So I'm counting down the top 10 creepiest Baby Einstein moments.
NOTE- I only found exactly 10 creepy moments in Baby Einstein, and that was perfect! The problem is...they were from the very first four movies: Language Nursery, Baby Mozart, Baby Bach, and Baby Shakespeare.
The Top Ten
This used to scare me in my childhood to the point that I stopped watching the video for several years!
I too was scared of that puppet!
This should be #1 Its like HIM From Power puff girls...
He made me crap my pants and he still makes me cry and crap myself. He looks like Satan and I still see him on the T.V..V 5 Comments
BLAH! Bard the Dragon tops as the creepiest moment in Baby Einstein. The puppet shows starring him, (A New Friend and Blah! ) scared me equally as a baby. I've had nightmares about him, and I remember one like it was yesterday. He appeared one day in front of me, and I tried to blah him away. Worst mistake. He started blahing at me just like he did in Baby Mozart. Several times. Then, I ran away, and the last thing I saw was Bard. Then I woke up. - theendoftime
OH MY GOD! I haven't seen this since I was little, and I had finally got it out of my memory until I saw this list! I remember when I was little, I would always run away into the back room whenever I saw this thing! I was terrified of it, but I got used to it after a while "cough" a few years later
I was more scared of him walking into the screen than his blah.
More ptsd in this scene than war. At least that’s what 3 year old me would think.V 5 Comments
The six note opening introduces Bard the Dragon, host of Baby Shakespeare. But don't let my description fool you. Watch and you'll see yourself. - theendoftime
Which is symphony 9, 2nd movement, Beethoven
Is that raggedy Ann
Harmony is the creepiest doll - NostalgiaMonkey
THIS IS THE #1 SCARIEST SCENE IN BABY EINSTEIN!
Raggedy Anne is just horrifying! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
When I watched Baby Mozart, the video did not have this toy. Instead, a caterpillar dropped. Also, the background was white instead of black.
Right after Turkish March, a Bard the Dragon plush randomly falls to the ground and scares everyone with a loud noise. - theendoftime
The rooster pecks three times, each making a loud noise. The first two would surprise someone, but the last peck waits a couple seconds so it can make you pee your pants. - theendoftime
This is the creepiest scene in the entire Baby Einstein series! The 3 pecks sometimes give me nightmares. - JackJack8ack
The very beginning of Baby Bach. With that background music, this is pretty creepy stuff. - theendoftime
When I was first watching this, the first thing I heard was chickens clucking and I screamed: " Chicken! "
He's real name is also Cornelius the dancing chicken and when I first saw him in Baby Bach,he looked like a cartoony chicken,because of the eyes.
The robots just creep me out for some reason. - theendoftime
Oh no! its tails doll possesed A Robot how Weird...and Familiar
Creepy, but it wasn't the scariest thing that happened in Baby Bach. - theendoftime
It's actually called Sunny the singing sunflower
How is THIS, of all things, scarier then those TERRIFYING bugs!
It didn't scare me until the hand knocked over the blocks. - theendoftime
Crash The Snowdrift
Yeah it's scary the goldfish popup was terrible just like your chance at catching a ditto in pokemon go
Gosh darn it goldfish! You are the reason I was scared of baby Neptune!
Goldfish popup failed
I have this toy! I can scare a lot of people with it lol
I've never understood why people are scared of this part - NostalgiaMonkey
They would give me nightmares when I was 2! It's why Baby Van Gogh's the scariest episode!
That makes me think of the Pokemon "Maractus" now... - mayamanga
The waddling duck reminds me of Cornelius the Dancing Chicken(from Baby Bach)because of it's eyes.
Oh god, that duck is creepy
THe end of that song is so creepy and the bear doesn't help
It's a helicopter not airplane - NostalgiaMonkey
When I was a toddler, me and my sister would run into the kitchen and wait for the caterpillar to leave. I grew out of that phase now. I just realized that the caterpillar was not going for me and my sister's souls, it was only friendly.
It used to scare me as a kid but it also made me feel oddly satisfied at the same time. Isn't that strange?
Caterpillar: (smiles in a creepy way) I want your soul!
Man,that caterpillar is creepy along with the music.
Why are they so low! Because, Oh Lord, these nightmare creatures scared the CRAP right out of me! I was so scared of Baby Van Gogh after I saw them!
That used to scare me, it looked like slender man O_O - PBSDoink2002
That didn’t scare me, because I knew the song that was playing. Head Shoulders Knees and Toes
At the beginning of baby van Gogh he comes out with paint all over his face
This scene was so scary when I was a kid now I'm a teenager and I don't get scared that much
Not creepy AT ALL - NostalgiaMonkey
This one scared me when I was little
I was a little bit scared of this when I was little but not really. I actually have this toy now. - NostalgiaMonkey
First it's just staring at you, creepily, then a drum rapidly plays getting faster and faater as the frogs head goes up, and then jumpscare. The jumpscare is the frog flipping, the part that scared me the most is the BOING sound.
I don’t like the part where it rises up
Not scary this one of my favorite puppet shows! - NostalgiaMonkey
These things gave me one nightmare, mainly on the end.
How is THIS scarier than those crazy crayons from Baby Newton?
So creepy that Jane popped up out of nowhere and I got so scared that I had nightmares of her popping up on the screen.
I always cried about it when I was a baby
The crab caught me off guard and scared me from it's appearance.
The 1st sound is made by the moose it dpends on the vrshin, it's a penguin or the moose agan making a nutre bad sound.
I ALLWAYS HAVE NIGHTMARES
This pig scared me, I was have nightmares, in the nightmare, the pig makes his noise on my house on night
Darn, this moment scared me when I was little. At the beginning, there is a puppet show, and at the end of the puppet show, the dog licks the screen. - Tyabcd
There was a video called "Flower Murder" where a baby was watching numbers nursery on a laptop and the horse and the flower puppet show came on and when he ate the flower, the baby threw a HUGE MELTDOWN! And the mom was trying to calm down the baby. Plus, this video came with a disclaimer saying: Parental advisory: content may not be suitable for babies under 6 months old, due to graphic drama and/or violence to a flower.
How is this NOT HIGHER though
This cone puppet was nightmare fuel for me when I was young. I was horrified of this disturbing kazoo voiced nightmare giraffe I got so scared to the point were I decided to not watch it anymore. Right now I've grown out of this drama. But when watching it today,I still get a little afraid inside.
When I was 2 years old, I got a nightmare where is was in a haunted, old room, the lights were off, and the T.V was off, then I heard a kazoo sound, and then the Giraffe Cone Puppet found me and it tried to kill me! - PBSDoink2002
If I ever see the walking ear or the walking nose, I feel like going to hide in another place so I can stay away from those creepy things.
This dinosaur was scare me when I was 5 years old, because makes some strange noises.
I allways run away from those dinosaurs. when I was 8 I had a nightmare. (the nightmare) I was in a old scarey house. the lights wher off the T.V. was off. then I herd booming & then the dinosaurs found me & TRYED TO KILL ME! then I woke up. (note the music adds on to the effect)
This tiger is creepy, because he is crying in the jungle on night. The jungle is creepy, but this tiger makes some noises, with a music who announces the danger. His sound is not of tiger, is of a possesed demon, and I have nightmares. The worst part is when a duck appears and the tiger roars for scare the duck, and the duck makes a cat noise and the tiger goes scared. And the duck chase the tiger. What do you think? This situation is so scary?
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2. Zylon Dragon (Baby Bach)
3. Bard Jumpscare (Baby Shakespeare)