Top 10 Creepiest Baby Einstein Momentstheendoftime Baby Einstein is a franchise created by Julie Aigner-Clark. She created it as entertainment for babies and toddlers, so it must be all fun and games, right? Wrong. Baby Einstein has some scary parts in it, but babies don't even realize it until later. And it can scar you for life, like it did for me. So I'm counting down the top 10 creepiest Baby Einstein moments.
NOTE- I only found exactly 10 creepy moments in Baby Einstein, and that was perfect! The problem is...they were from the very first four movies: Language Nursery, Baby Mozart, Baby Bach, and Baby Shakespeare.
The Top Ten
BLAH! Bard the Dragon tops as the creepiest moment in Baby Einstein. The puppet shows starring him, (A New Friend and Blah! ) scared me equally as a baby. I've had nightmares about him, and I remember one like it was yesterday. He appeared one day in front of me, and I tried to blah him away. Worst mistake. He started blahing at me just like he did in Baby Mozart. Several times. Then, I ran away, and the last thing I saw was Bard. Then I woke up. - theendoftime
I was more scared of him walking into the screen than his blah.
I've had that dream before.
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This used to scare me in my childhood to the point that I stopped watching the video for several years!
I hardly watched baby Bach because of you zylon dragon.
AHHH! I am half screaming and half singing like he does. This is the second creepiest moment in Baby Einstein, but don't get me started on #1. You all saw this coming. - theendoftime
Instead of Zylon dragon,he looks like a Chinese dragon instead.V 2 Comments
The six note opening introduces Bard the Dragon, host of Baby Shakespeare. But don't let my description fool you. Watch and you'll see yourself. - theendoftime
Which is symphony 9, 2nd movement, Beethoven
Is that raggedy Ann
Raggedy Anne is just horrifying! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
When I watched Baby Mozart, the video did not have this toy. Instead, a caterpillar dropped. Also, the background was white instead of black.
Right after Turkish March, a Bard the Dragon plush randomly falls to the ground and scares everyone with a loud noise. - theendoftime
The rooster pecks three times, each making a loud noise. The first two would surprise someone, but the last peck waits a couple seconds so it can make you pee your pants. - theendoftime
This is the creepiest scene in the entire Baby Einstein series! The 3 pecks sometimes give me nightmares. - JackJack8ack
The very beginning of Baby Bach. With that background music, this is pretty creepy stuff. - theendoftime
When I was first watching this, the first thing I heard was chickens clucking and I screamed: " Chicken! "
He's real name is also Cornelius the dancing chicken and when I first saw him in Baby Bach,he looked like a cartoony chicken,because of the eyes.
The robots just creep me out for some reason. - theendoftime
Creepy, but it wasn't the scariest thing that happened in Baby Bach. - theendoftime
It's actually called Sunny the singing sunflower
Yeah it's scary the goldfish popup was terrible just like your chance at catching a ditto in pokemon go
Gosh darn it goldfish! You are the reason I was scared of baby Neptune!
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A little creepy
If I ever see the walking ear or the walking nose, I feel like going to hide in another place so I can stay away from those creepy things.
This cone puppet was nightmare fuel for me when I was young. I was horrified of this disturbing kazoo voiced nightmare giraffe I got so scared to the point were I decided to not watch it anymore. Right now I've grown out of this drama. But when watching it today,I still get a little afraid inside.
How is THIS, of all things, scarier then those TERRIFYING bugs!
It didn't scare me until the hand knocked over the blocks. - theendoftime
They would give me nightmares when I was 2! It's why Baby Van Gogh's the scariest episode!
That makes me think of the Pokemon "Maractus" now... - mayamanga
Why are they so low! Because, Oh Lord, these nightmare creatures scared the CRAP right out of me! I was so scared of Baby Van Gogh after I saw them!
When I was a toddler, me and my sister would run into the kitchen and wait for the caterpillar to leave. I grew out of that phase now. I just realized that the caterpillar was not going for me and my sister's souls, it was only friendly.
It used to scare me as a kid but it also made me feel oddly satisfied at the same time. Isn't that strange?
Man,that caterpillar is creepy along with the music.
This one scared me when I was little
First it's just staring at you, creepily, then a drum rapidly plays getting faster and faater as the frogs head goes up, and then jumpscare. The jumpscare is the frog flipping, the part that scared me the most is the BOING sound.
THe end of that song is so creepy and the bear doesn't help
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List StatsUpdated 16 Aug 2017
1 year, 116 days old
2. Zylon Dragon (Baby Bach)
3. Bard Jumpscare (Baby Shakespeare)