Top 10 Creepiest Baby Einstein Moments

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Baby Einstein is a franchise created by Julie Aigner-Clark. She created it as entertainment for babies and toddlers, so it must be all fun and games, right? Wrong. Baby Einstein has some scary parts in it, but babies don't even realize it until later. And it can scar you for life, like it did for me. So I'm counting down the top 10 creepiest Baby Einstein moments.

NOTE- I only found exactly 10 creepy moments in Baby Einstein, and that was perfect! The problem is...they were from the very first four movies: Language Nursery, Baby Mozart, Baby Bach, and Baby Shakespeare.

The Top Ten

1 Zylon Dragon (Baby Bach) Zylon Dragon (Baby Bach)

This used to scare me in my childhood to the point that I stopped watching the video for several years!

I too was scared of that puppet!

This should be #1 Its like HIM From Power puff girls...

He look like sock puppet from blues clues episode puppets

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2 Bard the Dragon (Baby Mozart) Bard the Dragon (Baby Mozart)

BLAH! Bard the Dragon tops as the creepiest moment in Baby Einstein. The puppet shows starring him, (A New Friend and Blah! ) scared me equally as a baby. I've had nightmares about him, and I remember one like it was yesterday. He appeared one day in front of me, and I tried to blah him away. Worst mistake. He started blahing at me just like he did in Baby Mozart. Several times. Then, I ran away, and the last thing I saw was Bard. Then I woke up. - theendoftime

OH MY GOD! I haven't seen this since I was little, and I had finally got it out of my memory until I saw this list! I remember when I was little, I would always run away into the back room whenever I saw this thing! I was terrified of it, but I got used to it after a while "cough" a few years later

I was more scared of him walking into the screen than his blah.

Bard the dragon gave me a nightmare. He was acting crazy in this nightmare. I was about to fall asleep on the couch. Then, I heard the whistle from one of the episodes he was in. He said bleh. I was able to pull him out of the T.V.. But here's one creepy moment. There was no hand controlling the puppet. He continued saying bleh and here's the second part that was creepy. He ate up my face.

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3 Bard Jumpscare (Baby Shakespeare) Bard Jumpscare (Baby Shakespeare)

The six note opening introduces Bard the Dragon, host of Baby Shakespeare. But don't let my description fool you. Watch and you'll see yourself. - theendoftime

Which is symphony 9, 2nd movement, Beethoven

4 Dolls (Language Nursery) Dolls (Language Nursery)

Is that raggedy Ann

Harmony is the creepiest doll - NostalgiaMonkey

THIS IS THE #1 SCARIEST SCENE IN BABY EINSTEIN!

Raggedy Anne is just horrifying! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

5 Bard Plush Toy (Baby Mozart) Bard Plush Toy (Baby Mozart)

When I watched Baby Mozart, the video did not have this toy. Instead, a caterpillar dropped. Also, the background was white instead of black.

Right after Turkish March, a Bard the Dragon plush randomly falls to the ground and scares everyone with a loud noise. - theendoftime

6 Pecking Rooster (Baby Mozart) Pecking Rooster (Baby Mozart)

The rooster pecks three times, each making a loud noise. The first two would surprise someone, but the last peck waits a couple seconds so it can make you pee your pants. - theendoftime

This is the creepiest scene in the entire Baby Einstein series! The 3 pecks sometimes give me nightmares. - JackJack8ack

7 Meep Meep the Chicken (Baby Bach) Meep Meep the Chicken (Baby Bach)

The very beginning of Baby Bach. With that background music, this is pretty creepy stuff. - theendoftime

When I was first watching this, the first thing I heard was chickens clucking and I screamed: " Chicken! "

He's real name is also Cornelius the dancing chicken and when I first saw him in Baby Bach,he looked like a cartoony chicken,because of the eyes.

8 Robots (Baby Bach) Robots (Baby Bach)

The red one scared me

The robots just creep me out for some reason. - theendoftime

Oh no! its tails doll possesed A Robot how Weird...and Familiar

9 Talking Sunflower (Baby Bach) Talking Sunflower (Baby Bach)

Creepy, but it wasn't the scariest thing that happened in Baby Bach. - theendoftime

It's actually called Sunny the singing sunflower

10 Knocking Over Stacked Letter Blocks (Language Nursery) Knocking Over Stacked Letter Blocks (Language Nursery)

How is THIS, of all things, scarier then those TERRIFYING bugs!

It didn't scare me until the hand knocked over the blocks. - theendoftime

The Newcomers

? The Lion Puppet and the Train (World Animals)

Is in the dark you are driving a train, but a lion with a stranger voice chases the other animals, at the end,
The lion is in the train.

The Contenders

11 Goldfish Popup (Baby Neptune) Goldfish Popup (Baby Neptune)

Yeah it's scary the goldfish popup was terrible just like your chance at catching a ditto in pokemon go

Gosh darn it goldfish! You are the reason I was scared of baby Neptune!

Goldfish popup failed

I get jumpscared ad the beginning when the goldfish popped up out of nowhere and I thought: “this is uncomfortable”

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12 Dancing Cacti (Baby Van Gogh) Dancing Cacti (Baby Van Gogh)

They would give me nightmares when I was 2! It's why Baby Van Gogh's the scariest episode!

That makes me think of the Pokemon "Maractus" now... - mayamanga

13 Walking Duck (Baby Dolittle)

The waddling duck reminds me of Cornelius the Dancing Chicken(from Baby Bach)because of it's eyes.

Oh god, that duck is creepy

14 Bear in Airplane to End of Beethoven Turkish March (Baby Shakespeare)

THe end of that song is so creepy and the bear doesn't help

It's a helicopter not airplane - NostalgiaMonkey

15 Baby Einstein opening

When I was a toddler, me and my sister would run into the kitchen and wait for the caterpillar to leave. I grew out of that phase now. I just realized that the caterpillar was not going for me and my sister's souls, it was only friendly.

It used to scare me as a kid but it also made me feel oddly satisfied at the same time. Isn't that strange?

Caterpillar: (smiles in a creepy way) I want your soul!

Man,that caterpillar is creepy along with the music.

16 Baby Einstein Ending
17 Clowns (Baby Bach) Clowns (Baby Bach)
18 Bugs (Baby Van Gogh) Bugs (Baby Van Gogh)

Why are they so low! Because, Oh Lord, these nightmare creatures scared the CRAP right out of me! I was so scared of Baby Van Gogh after I saw them!

19 Wooden Boy (Baby Da Vinci) Wooden Boy (Baby Da Vinci)

That used to scare me, it looked like slender man O_O - PBSDoink2002

That didn’t scare me, because I knew the song that was playing. Head Shoulders Knees and Toes

20 Possessed Van Gogh (Baby Van Gogh)

At the beginning of baby van Gogh he comes out with paint all over his face

This scene was so scary when I was a kid now I'm a teenager and I don't get scared that much

Not creepy AT ALL - NostalgiaMonkey

21 Flipping Frog (Baby Dolittle Neighborhood Animals)

This one scared me when I was little

I was a little bit scared of this when I was little but not really. I actually have this toy now. - NostalgiaMonkey

First it's just staring at you, creepily, then a drum rapidly plays getting faster and faater as the frogs head goes up, and then jumpscare. The jumpscare is the frog flipping, the part that scared me the most is the BOING sound.

I don’t like the part where it rises up

22 Mouse Tornadoes (Baby Wordsworth)

Not scary this one of my favorite puppet shows! - NostalgiaMonkey

23 Hippo/Elephant Puppet Show (Baby Noah)
24 Mouse Bath (Baby Wordsworth)
25 Puppet Shows with Flowers and Sneezing

When a puppet in any video (except Baby Shakesphere) sneezes a flower away, I get caught off guard.

26 Kinetic Sculptures (Baby Bach) Kinetic Sculptures (Baby Bach)

These things gave me one nightmare, mainly on the end.

How is THIS scarier than those crazy crayons from Baby Newton?

27 Jane the Monkey Jumpscare Jane the Monkey Jumpscare

So creepy that Jane popped up out of nowhere and I got so scared that I had nightmares of her popping up on the screen.

28 Dog Puppet (Baby Mozart)

I always cried about it when I was a baby

29 Santa in Plane (Baby Santa's Music Box)
30 Giraffe Cone Puppet (World Animals)

This cone puppet was nightmare fuel for me when I was young. I was horrified of this disturbing kazoo voiced nightmare giraffe I got so scared to the point were I decided to not watch it anymore. Right now I've grown out of this drama. But when watching it today,I still get a little afraid inside.

When I was 2 years old, I got a nightmare where is was in a haunted, old room, the lights were off, and the T.V was off, then I heard a kazoo sound, and then the Giraffe Cone Puppet found me and it tried to kill me! - PBSDoink2002

31 The Crab at the End of Baby Neptune (Baby Neptune)

The crab caught me off guard and scared me from it's appearance.

32 The Sounds that Scar Me (Baby Santa)

The 1st sound is made by the moose it dpends on the vrshin, it's a penguin or the moose agan making a nutre bad sound.

I ALLWAYS HAVE NIGHTMARES

33 Mr. Bacon (Neighborhood Animals)

This pig scared me, I was have nightmares, in the nightmare, the pig makes his noise on my house on night

34 Dinosaur (Baby Mozart)
35 Jack-in-the-box (Baby Van Gogh) Jack-in-the-box (Baby Van Gogh)
36 Possessed Reindeer with Sprinkles (Baby Santa's Music Box)
37 Bedroom Scene (Baby Wordsworth)
38 Dog Puppet Licking the Screen (Neighborhood Animals)

Darn, this moment scared me when I was little. At the beginning, there is a puppet show, and at the end of the puppet show, the dog licks the screen. - Tyabcd

39 Green Barn Owl from the Bird Music Video (Neighborhood Animals)
40 Horse Puppet Eating Flower (Numbers Nursery)

There was a video called "Flower Murder" where a baby was watching numbers nursery on a laptop and the horse and the flower puppet show came on and when he ate the flower, the baby threw a HUGE MELTDOWN! And the mom was trying to calm down the baby. Plus, this video came with a disclaimer saying: Parental advisory: content may not be suitable for babies under 6 months old, due to graphic drama and/or violence to a flower.

How is this NOT HIGHER though

41 Wind Up Walking Body Parts (Baby Da Vinci)

If I ever see the walking ear or the walking nose, I feel like going to hide in another place so I can stay away from those creepy things.

42 Baby Brontosaurus (Baby Mozart)

This dinosaur was scare me when I was 5 years old, because makes some strange noises.

43 Wind Up Dinosaurs (Baby's First Moves)

I allways run away from those dinosaurs. when I was 8 I had a nightmare. (the nightmare) I was in a old scarey house. the lights wher off the T.V. was off. then I herd booming & then the dinosaurs found me & TRYED TO KILL ME! then I woke up. (note the music adds on to the effect)

44 Tiger and Duck (Baby Shakespeare)

This tiger is creepy, because he is crying in the jungle on night. The jungle is creepy, but this tiger makes some noises, with a music who announces the danger. His sound is not of tiger, is of a possesed demon, and I have nightmares. The worst part is when a duck appears and the tiger roars for scare the duck, and the duck makes a cat noise and the tiger goes scared. And the duck chase the tiger. What do you think? This situation is so scary?

45 Jane the Monkey (Baby Shakespeare)

Crash The Snowdrift

46 Cow (Baby Beethoven)

I was scared of him as a baby

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