Top 10 Creepiest Baby Einstein Moments

Baby Einstein is a franchise created by Julie Aigner-Clark. She created it as entertainment for babies and toddlers, so it must be all fun and games, right? Wrong. Baby Einstein has some scary parts in it, but babies don't even realize it until later. And it can scar you for life, like it did for me. So I'm counting down the top 10 creepiest Baby Einstein moments.

NOTE- I only found exactly 10 creepy moments in Baby Einstein, and that was perfect! The problem is...they were from the very first four movies: Language Nursery, Baby Mozart, Baby Bach, and Baby Shakespeare.

The Top Ten

1 Zylon Dragon (Baby Bach) Zylon Dragon (Baby Bach)

This used to scare me in my childhood to the point that I stopped watching the video for several years!

I too was scared of that puppet!

This should be #1 Its like HIM From Power puff girls...

He made me crap my pants and he still makes me cry and crap myself. He looks like Satan and I still see him on the T.V..

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2 Bard the Dragon (Baby Mozart) Bard the Dragon (Baby Mozart)

BLAH! Bard the Dragon tops as the creepiest moment in Baby Einstein. The puppet shows starring him, (A New Friend and Blah! ) scared me equally as a baby. I've had nightmares about him, and I remember one like it was yesterday. He appeared one day in front of me, and I tried to blah him away. Worst mistake. He started blahing at me just like he did in Baby Mozart. Several times. Then, I ran away, and the last thing I saw was Bard. Then I woke up. - theendoftime

OH MY GOD! I haven't seen this since I was little, and I had finally got it out of my memory until I saw this list! I remember when I was little, I would always run away into the back room whenever I saw this thing! I was terrified of it, but I got used to it after a while "cough" a few years later

I was more scared of him walking into the screen than his blah.

I frequently have nightmares about Bard.

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3 Bard Jumpscare (Baby Shakespeare) Bard Jumpscare (Baby Shakespeare)

The six note opening introduces Bard the Dragon, host of Baby Shakespeare. But don't let my description fool you. Watch and you'll see yourself. - theendoftime

Which is symphony 9, 2nd movement, Beethoven

4 Dolls (Language Nursery) Dolls (Language Nursery)

Is that raggedy Ann


Raggedy Anne is just horrifying! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

5 Bard Plush Toy (Baby Mozart) Bard Plush Toy (Baby Mozart)

When I watched Baby Mozart, the video did not have this toy. Instead, a caterpillar dropped. Also, the background was white instead of black.

Right after Turkish March, a Bard the Dragon plush randomly falls to the ground and scares everyone with a loud noise. - theendoftime

6 Pecking Rooster (Baby Mozart) Pecking Rooster (Baby Mozart)

The rooster pecks three times, each making a loud noise. The first two would surprise someone, but the last peck waits a couple seconds so it can make you pee your pants. - theendoftime

This is the creepiest scene in the entire Baby Einstein series! The 3 pecks sometimes give me nightmares. - JackJack8ack

7 Meep Meep the Chicken (Baby Bach) Meep Meep the Chicken (Baby Bach)

The very beginning of Baby Bach. With that background music, this is pretty creepy stuff. - theendoftime

When I was first watching this, the first thing I heard was chickens clucking and I screamed: " Chicken! "

He's real name is also Cornelius the dancing chicken and when I first saw him in Baby Bach,he looked like a cartoony chicken,because of the eyes.

8 Robots (Baby Bach) Robots (Baby Bach)

The robots just creep me out for some reason. - theendoftime

Oh no! its tails doll possesed A Robot how Weird...and Familiar

9 Talking Sunflower (Baby Bach) Talking Sunflower (Baby Bach)

Creepy, but it wasn't the scariest thing that happened in Baby Bach. - theendoftime

It's actually called Sunny the singing sunflower

10 Knocking Over Stacked Letter Blocks (Language Nursery) Knocking Over Stacked Letter Blocks (Language Nursery)

How is THIS, of all things, scarier then those TERRIFYING bugs!

It didn't scare me until the hand knocked over the blocks. - theendoftime

The Contenders

11 Goldfish Popup (Baby Neptune) Goldfish Popup (Baby Neptune)

Yeah it's scary the goldfish popup was terrible just like your chance at catching a ditto in pokemon go

Gosh darn it goldfish! You are the reason I was scared of baby Neptune!

Goldfish popup failed

Goldfish popup was a
A little creepy

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12 Dancing Cacti (Baby Van Gogh) Dancing Cacti (Baby Van Gogh)

They would give me nightmares when I was 2! It's why Baby Van Gogh's the scariest episode!

That makes me think of the Pokemon "Maractus" now... - mayamanga

13 Baby Einstein opening

When I was a toddler, me and my sister would run into the kitchen and wait for the caterpillar to leave. I grew out of that phase now. I just realized that the caterpillar was not going for me and my sister's souls, it was only friendly.

It used to scare me as a kid but it also made me feel oddly satisfied at the same time. Isn't that strange?

Caterpillar: (smiles in a creepy way) I want your soul!

Man,that caterpillar is creepy along with the music.

14 Clowns (Baby Bach) Clowns (Baby Bach)
15 Bugs (Baby Van Gogh) Bugs (Baby Van Gogh)

Why are they so low! Because, Oh Lord, these nightmare creatures scared the CRAP right out of me! I was so scared of Baby Van Gogh after I saw them!

16 Wooden Boy (Baby Da Vinci) Wooden Boy (Baby Da Vinci)

That used to scare me, it looked like slender man O_O - PBSDoink2002

That didn’t scare me, because I knew the song that was playing. Head Shoulders Knees and Toes

17 Walking Duck (Baby Dolittle)

The waddling duck reminds me of Cornelius the Dancing Chicken(from Baby Bach)because of it's eyes.

Oh god, that duck is creepy

18 Possessed Van Gogh (Baby Van Gogh)

At the beginning of baby van Gogh he comes out with paint all over his face

This scene was so scary when I was a kid now I'm a teenager and I don't get scared that much

19 Flipping Frog (Baby Dolittle Neighborhood Animals)

This one scared me when I was little

First it's just staring at you, creepily, then a drum rapidly plays getting faster and faater as the frogs head goes up, and then jumpscare. The jumpscare is the frog flipping, the part that scared me the most is the BOING sound.

I don’t like the part where it rises up

20 Bear in Airplane to End of Beethoven Turkish March (Baby Shakespeare)

THe end of that song is so creepy and the bear doesn't help

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