Top 10 Creepiest Baby Einstein MomentsBaby Einstein is a franchise created by Julie Aigner-Clark. She created it as entertainment for babies and toddlers, so it must be all fun and games, right? Wrong. Baby Einstein has some scary parts in it, but babies don't even realize it until later. And it can scar you for life, like it did for me. So I'm counting down the top 10 creepiest Baby Einstein moments.
NOTE- I only found exactly 10 creepy moments in Baby Einstein, and that was perfect! The problem is...they were from the very first four movies: Language Nursery, Baby Mozart, Baby Bach, and Baby Shakespeare.
The Top Ten
This used to scare me in my childhood to the point that I stopped watching the video for several years!
I too was scared of that puppet!
This should be #1 Its like HIM From Power puff girls...
He look like sock puppet from blues clues episode puppets
Why did that drawing of Bard the dragon scare the heck out of ya?
BLAH! Bard the Dragon tops as the creepiest moment in Baby Einstein. The puppet shows starring him, (A New Friend and Blah! ) scared me equally as a baby. I've had nightmares about him, and I remember one like it was yesterday. He appeared one day in front of me, and I tried to blah him away. Worst mistake. He started blahing at me just like he did in Baby Mozart. Several times. Then, I ran away, and the last thing I saw was Bard. Then I woke up. - theendoftime
Ya I was scarred for life up until recently. Bard still kind of spoops me though
OH MY GOD! I haven't seen this since I was little, and I had finally got it out of my memory until I saw this list! I remember when I was little, I would always run away into the back room whenever I saw this thing! I was terrified of it, but I got used to it after a while "cough" a few years later
Those old broken dolls look scary but raggedy Ann is cute
Is that raggedy Ann
Harmony is the creepiest doll - NostalgiaMonkey
Radgey Ann... she's so creepy
The six note opening introduces Bard the Dragon, host of Baby Shakespeare. But don't let my description fool you. Watch and you'll see yourself. - theendoftime
The Bard jumpscare was not scary at all. Bard was only scary in Baby Mozart, when he did all these scary facial expressions. Bard was much nicer to the audience in Baby Shakespeare because he wasn’t scary.
Which is symphony 9, 2nd movement, Beethoven
THIS USED TO SCARE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME. every time my VHS would end and there was a black screen I always thought he’d come walking through. Many nightmares of him just popping up. Terrified me. I called him “the green puppet”. Thought I was gonna have a good time but y’all I never thought I would have minor ptsd from a puppet :,)
Yes, when I watched Baby Mozart, Mr Buggity Bugget dropped down. I had the old version.
This toy Replaces Mr Buggity Bugget by the right start in 2004(& I love the 2004 version of Mozart)
When I watched Baby Mozart, the video did not have this toy. Instead, a caterpillar dropped. Also, the background was white instead of black.
Right after Turkish March, a Bard the Dragon plush randomly falls to the ground and scares everyone with a loud noise. - theendoftime
The rooster pecks three times, each making a loud noise. The first two would surprise someone, but the last peck waits a couple seconds so it can make you pee your pants. - theendoftime
This is the creepiest scene in the entire Baby Einstein series! The 3 pecks sometimes give me nightmares. - JackJack8ack
The very beginning of Baby Bach. With that background music, this is pretty creepy stuff. - theendoftime
When I was first watching this, the first thing I heard was chickens clucking and I screamed: " Chicken! "
He's real name is also Cornelius the dancing chicken and when I first saw him in Baby Bach,he looked like a cartoony chicken,because of the eyes.
How are this scary there just funny when they bump into each other
The red one scared me
The robots just creep me out for some reason. - theendoftime
Oh no! its tails doll possesed A Robot how Weird...and Familiar
When I was little, I was chillin at my mom’s computer watching Baby Van Gogh, and that loud noise of those bugs scared the heap out of me. So my mom noticed that I got scared because of the high volume I think
Why are they so low! Because, Oh Lord, these nightmare creatures scared the CRAP right out of me! I was so scared of Baby Van Gogh after I saw them!
O GAWD THESE THINGS SCAAR’D MEEIIY SINCE I WAS 10 or 11 years old the fly one creapy MEEIIY our the most but I don’t like the 2004-2007 VERSION OF VAN GOGH AS MUCH AS THE 2003 DVD THE ONLY THING I LIKE BOUT THE UGLY 2004 VERSION IS THAT THE SHUFFLE-BUGS BY MANHATTAN TOY REPLACES THE BUG FINGER PUPPETS BY NANCY CARLSON
THE ShuffleBugs R less Creapy
This wasn't scary. I've only seen the 2002 version with Jack Miss singing. His singing voice wasn't scary. When the shapes at the end fall down after the song played the 2nd time, I would laugh.
Creepy, but it wasn't the scariest thing that happened in Baby Bach. - theendoftime
It's actually called Sunny the singing sunflower
I’m not scared of that Sunny The Sunflower Toy. She’s kinda cute and can sing like the other singing plants
THIS TOY GETS REPLACE’D IN 2004 OF BACH & 2004 OF SHAKESPEARE I LIKE THE 2004 VERSION OF BACH BUT I’M NOT A BIG FAN OF 2004 VERSION OF SHAKESPEARE
Last night, I was sleeping fine and dreaming some good stuff, but I found out a rare episode of the renewed Baby Neptune Episode and it had rare scenes. After the song it showed an Advertisement about the Miami Design Thing, and suddenly I heard the kazoo playing and that Giraffe Cone Puppet appeared out of nowhere and the closing circle thing that stops on each color background setting, scared the heap out of me and I hid under the sleeping sheets.
I agree I was afraid of that when I was born until now but still so scary to 4 month olds or something. I HATE IT WHEN BABY EINSTEIN HAS CREEPY MOMENTS!
As a kid, the giraffe cone puppet scared the living crap out of me and my siblings. So bad, it got to the point it gave me nightmares.
This cone puppet was nightmare fuel for me when I was young. I was horrified of this disturbing kazoo voiced nightmare giraffe I got so scared to the point were I decided to not watch it anymore. Right now I've grown out of this drama. But when watching it today,I still get a little afraid inside.
The Music So Scary
So creepy. When I was 4 my baby sister LOVED watching those. When I saw the theme for the first time and I had nightmares for weeks. One time my sister was watching it, I ran and hid behind the couch. I’ve grown out of my phase, but whenever I see it, I still get scared
It scares me too it still does and the bard puppet doesn’t scare me but omgosh the caterpillar toy does
When I was a toddler, me and my sister would run into the kitchen and wait for the caterpillar to leave. I grew out of that phase now. I just realized that the caterpillar was not going for me and my sister's souls, it was only friendly.
It used to scare me as a kid but it also made me feel oddly satisfied at the same time. Isn't that strange?
How is THIS, of all things, scarier then those TERRIFYING bugs!
It didn't scare me until the hand knocked over the blocks. - theendoftime
THIS TOY GETS REPLACE’D BY
ALPHABET BLOCKS BY SCHYLLING TOYS IN THE 2004 VERSION OF EINSTEIN L.N.
& THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME 2004 04 MEEIIY SAME THING WITH
World animals(best 2004 VIDEO IN B.E. HISTORY)
EVERYTHING ELSE WAS PRETTY BAD
EVEN NUMBERS NURSERY 2004-2007 VERSION
Yeah it's scary the goldfish popup was terrible just like your chance at catching a ditto in pokemon go
Gosh darn it goldfish! You are the reason I was scared of baby Neptune!
Goldfish popup failed
Yep its scary
I agree with you noah The elephant is out of control because she interrupted the Hippos from singing!
Those Hippos Singing But That Elephant Is Out Of Control That’s Scare Me
The Noahw The elephant scare’d me as a kid
That Music Is Loud That’s Scare Me.
So Far, It‘s Replaced by the Clown Clock in 2004-2007
Happy Cinco de Mayo, Lucian Cares Spanish, the Music Is EXTREMELY Crazy in the Movie!
They would give me nightmares when I was 2! It's why Baby Van Gogh's the scariest episode!
The waddling duck reminds me of Cornelius the Dancing Chicken(from Baby Bach)because of it's eyes.
THIS TOY GETS REPLACE’D BY
Barnyard Knuckleheads - Duck by Mary Meyer
& DANCING CHICKEN(MANUFACTURER UNKNOWN) GETS REPLACE’D BY RIKKI ROSTER BY CHARM COMPANY(WHICH APPEARS IN MOZART(EVEN THE ORIGINAL 1998-2003 VERSIONS) & MacDonald)
Oh god, that duck is creepy
I do agree on this. Van Gogh was one of the scariest episodes to me because of this! Also was Van Gogh really possessed?
This scene was so scary when I was a kid now I'm a teenager and I don't get scared that much
At the beginning of baby van Gogh he comes out with paint all over his face
Not creepy AT ALL - NostalgiaMonkey
THe end of that song is so creepy and the bear doesn't help
It's a helicopter not airplane - NostalgiaMonkey
Unlike in the Little Einsteins the Christmas Wish Episode... Santa Claus Is Flying on the Sleigh with the Reindeers During the Snowstorm
I Scare Better than the Train Too, Thomas & Friends Confirmed, the Water Is Frozen in the South Pole, There‘s No Green Snow Here Today on Christmas!
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