Top 10 Creepiest Characters from Christian Kids' Shows

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Keep these horrifying demons of hell away from your children at all costs. They're enough to mess up your kids for many years to come.

The Top Ten

1 Ronald Brown (Joy Junction) Ronald Brown (Joy Junction)

Yep and he is also a pedophile, why do they add these messed up characters in these shows? , it won't convert kids into Christians

He looks like one of my old teachers...creepy. - AnimeDrawer

I just looked this guy up, and I was like,”Is this some dark web member or something? ” I got super disgusted when I heard that he wanted to eat the butt cheeks and thighs of a boy! I would give the middle finger to this guy. - AnimeDrawer

Pedophile puppeteer who attempted to kidnap, rape and cook the body parts of younger children. All enough for this creature to be number 1. - GodIsHell

2 Psalty (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers) Psalty (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

What the hell is that thing? Is that supposed to be Pablo from The Backyardigans and Ronald McDonald in human form? - AnimeDrawer

3 Albert Hermann (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson) Albert Hermann (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson)

Eww, who is this guy? He looks like a character from th Garbage Pail Kids. - AnimeDrawer

4 Charity Churchmouse (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers) Charity Churchmouse (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

Take a look at this picture and be convinced that that pink thing is one of the absolute most hideous things you've ever seen, whether you're Christian or not. - GodIsHell

Why are all these characters so creepy and ugly? She looks like someone that had a bad plastic surgery. - AnimeDrawer

Even Jesus himself is terrified of this thing. - DarkMatter1997

5 Blooper (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers) Blooper (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

If you thought his face was bad then it gets worse. He ends up sticking his tail out to kids like a normal dog would (stranger danger! Stranger danger! ). - GodIsHell

That is scary, what the hell is that thing? - AnimeDrawer

What on earth?! that is creepy!

6 Marty (Joy Junction) Marty (Joy Junction)

Why do these characters look like horror movie characters? He reminds me of Chucky, weird. - AnimeDrawer

7 Chip the Black Boy (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson) Chip the Black Boy (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson)

Chip The Black Boy? Is that meant to be racist? Why is he known as the black boy? That’s hella racist, know him by the name and personality, not the skin color. This show is probably racist. - AnimeDrawer

8 Risky Rat (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers) Risky Rat (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

This guy looks like he belongs in the "where is the fish? " Monty Python sketch.

What's even weirder to me is that there are specifically Christian children shows. I mean, aren't kids shows usually non-related to religion? - Martin_Canine

Lol! He looks hilarious! - AnimeDrawer

That's... uncanny

Like Jontron once said "WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?! " - CaptainMowzker

9 Teddy Eddy (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson) Teddy Eddy (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson)

To be honest, not as creepy and ugly as the other ones here. He just looks like a normal panda, kind of cute actually. - AnimeDrawer

@Yeah. I actually wasn't gonna put him on here but I needed at least ten characters for this list. - GodIsHell

10 Colby (Colby's Clubhouse) Colby (Colby's Clubhouse)

What the hell is this ugly ass toilet/piano thing? People take a dump on him or something? - AnimeDrawer

It’s the Colby clubhouse, come inside, there’s s#! t inside, it’s the Colby clubhouse. - AnimeDrawer

The Contenders

11 Larry the Cucumber (VeggieTales) Larry the Cucumber (VeggieTales)
12 Bob the Tomato (Veggietales)
13 Jimmy Gourd (VeggieTales)
14 Jerry Gourd (VeggieTales)
15 Junior Asparagus (VeggieTales)
16 Laura Carrot (VeggieTales)
17 Lenny Carrot (VeggieTales)
18 The Peach (VeggieTales)
19 Mr. Lunt (VeggieTales)
20 The French Peas (VeggieTales)
21 Mr. Nezzer (VeggieTales)
22 Archibald Asparagus (VeggieTales)
23 Palmy (VeggieTales)
24 Pa Grape (VeggieTales)
25 Tom Grape (VeggieTales)
26 Rosey Grape (VeggieTales)
27 George (VeggieTales)
28 Buzzsaw Louie (VeggieTales)
29 Fib (VeggieTales)
30 Percy Pea (VeggieTales)
31 Lil' Pea (VeggieTales)
32 Ma Grape (VeggieTales)
33 Sunny (VeggieTales)
34 Webster (Hermie and Friends)
35 Flo (Hermie and Friends)
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