Top 10 Creepiest Characters from Christian Kids' Shows

Keep these horrifying demons of hell away from your children at all costs. They're enough to mess up your kids for many years to come.
The Top Ten
1 Ronald Brown (Joy Junction)

Yep and he is also a pedophile, why do they add these messed up characters in these shows? , it won't convert kids into Christians

He looks like one of my old teachers...creepy.

I just looked this guy up, and I was like,”Is this some dark web member or something? ” I got super disgusted when I heard that he wanted to eat the butt cheeks and thighs of a boy! I would give the middle finger to this guy.

2 Psalty (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

Thank god I have never seen any Christian kids shows, in fact they have only just started where I live lol..

What the hell is that thing? Is that supposed to be Pablo from The Backyardigans and Ronald McDonald in human form?

3 Albert Hermann (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson)

UGH! I can't deal with ventriloquist dummies. I can't. They're so scary.

Eww, who is this guy? He looks like a character from th Garbage Pail Kids.

4 Charity Churchmouse (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

Why are all these characters so creepy and ugly? She looks like someone that had a bad plastic surgery.

5 Blooper (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

That is scary, what the hell is that thing?

What on earth?! that is creepy!

6 Risky Rat (Psalty's Songs for Li'l Praisers)

This guy looks like he belongs in the "where is the fish? " Monty Python sketch.

What's even weirder to me is that there are specifically Christian children shows. I mean, aren't kids shows usually non-related to religion?

Looks like that Jonathan Galindo profile picture... If anyone remembers that.

Lol! He looks hilarious!

That's... uncanny

7 Marty (Joy Junction)

Why do these characters look like horror movie characters? He reminds me of Chucky, weird.

Again, I don't even want to look at this... this... THING. It's even worse considering the pedo and cannibal stuff.

8 Chip the Black Boy (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson)

Chip The Black Boy? Is that meant to be racist? Why is he known as the black boy? That’s hella racist, know him by the name and personality, not the skin color. This show is probably racist.

9 Teddy Eddy (Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson)

To be honest, not as creepy and ugly as the other ones here. He just looks like a normal panda, kind of cute actually.

10 Colby (Colby's Clubhouse)

What the hell is this ugly ass toilet/piano thing? People take a dump on him or something?

It’s the Colby clubhouse, come inside, there’s s#! t inside, it’s the Colby clubhouse.

The Contenders
11 Bob the Tomato (Veggietales)
12 Mr. Lunt (VeggieTales)

He has no eyes 0-0

13 Larry the Cucumber (VeggieTales)
14 Jimmy Gourd (VeggieTales)
15 Jerry Gourd (VeggieTales)
16 Junior Asparagus (VeggieTales)
17 Laura Carrot (VeggieTales)
18 Lenny Carrot (VeggieTales)
19 The Peach (VeggieTales)
20 The French Peas (VeggieTales)
21 Mr. Nezzer (VeggieTales)
22 Archibald Asparagus (VeggieTales)
23 Palmy (VeggieTales)
24 Pa Grape (VeggieTales)
25 Tom Grape (VeggieTales)
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