Top Ten Creepiest Pick-Up LinesJust some really, really, really, disturbing, extremely crude, and super weird pick-up lines. Turn away while you can.
The Top Ten
This list is literally one of the funniest things I have seen in my life! Not gonna lie, I think I may use one or two! - keycha1n
what lol - Olive855
I can't breathe, wait, one second, sorry, I still can't. I'm laughing way too much haha! - The_Violist
Oh, god, I barely understood that after I reread it the third time...
I just read this, blinked, reread it, then burst out laughing. God, that is creepy. - PetSounds
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS SITE, EVER. NOTHING WILL COMPARE. - Garythesnail
That's definitely past creepy - JaysTop10List
"Uhh,umm, how do you know were I live? " - funnyuser
._. I donot smile while I sleep. - Fandom_Lover
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
We Know Where You Live by Marilyn Manson.
This is one that I might just use on someone I know a bit too much. Great list, Kris. It's flawless. - PositronWildhawk
This list is just so funny. Creepy stuff is always funny if it don't happen to you... - Olive855
...What if YOU are my crush? :0 - ACKREIK
Yandere Simulator (2019, Colorized) - Sop
This isn't creepy at all... - RockFashionista
Just gunna stand there and watch me cry, but its alright because I love the way you fart - gemcloben
No. Who would say this to a girl? - Fandom_Lover
I wish girls said this to me... - Garythesnail