Top Ten Creepiest Pick-Up Lines
Just some really, really, really, disturbing, extremely crude, and super weird pick-up lines. Turn away while you can.The Top Ten
1 The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement
This list is literally one of the funniest things I have seen in my life! Not gonna lie, I think I may use one or two!
2 There will be only 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus
I can't breathe, wait, one second, sorry, I still can't. I'm laughing way too much haha!
I just read this, blinked, reread it, then burst out laughing. God, that is creepy.
Oh, god, I barely understood that after I reread it the third time...
3 You have the cutest smile when you sleep
That's definitely past creepy
4 Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun, GET IN THE F***ING VAN
This is one that I might just use on someone I know a bit too much. Great list, Kris. It's flawless.
This list is just so funny. Creepy stuff is always funny if it don't happen to you...
5 You're so delicious! But I may need to cook you first.
6 I killed your crush so we could be together forever
7 You look so much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope
This isn't creepy at all...
8 I love the way you fart.
9 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
10 You're so cute. I want to lock you up in my basement, naked.
No. Who would say this to a girl?
The Contenders
11 You're out of this world. Well, you soon will be!
12 Have you ever stared at someone so long that they turn into a VAMPIRE?!?!
13 What's your favorite game? Mine is called following you without you knowing
I wish girls said this to me...
14 Are you Sandy Hook Elementary School? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside you
My uncle said this to me
15 I need some Muscle Milk. Can I get some from the muscles on that chest?
16 If I followed you home, would you keep me?
17 There are 2 graves in my backyard, next week there will be 3 graves
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