Top Ten Creepiest Pick-Up Lines

Just some really, really, really, disturbing, extremely crude, and super weird pick-up lines. Turn away while you can.

The Top Ten

1 The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement

This list is literally one of the funniest things I have seen in my life! Not gonna lie, I think I may use one or two! - keycha1n

what lol - Olive855

2 There will be only 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus

I can't breathe, wait, one second, sorry, I still can't. I'm laughing way too much haha! - The_Violist

Oh, god, I barely understood that after I reread it the third time...

I just read this, blinked, reread it, then burst out laughing. God, that is creepy. - PetSounds

Why would you destroy a perfectly good planet? Hehehehe - RockFashionista

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3 You have the cutest smile when you sleep

That's definitely past creepy - JaysTop10List

"Uhh,umm, how do you know were I live? " - funnyuser

._. I donot smile while I sleep. - Fandom_Lover

4 Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun, GET IN THE F***ING VAN

This is one that I might just use on someone I know a bit too much. Great list, Kris. It's flawless. - PositronWildhawk

This list is just so funny. Creepy stuff is always funny if it don't happen to you... - Olive855

5 I killed your crush so we could be together forever

...What if YOU are my crush? :0 - ACKREIK

Yandere Simulator (2019, Colorized) - Sop

6 You're so delicious! But I may need to cook you first.
7 You look so much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope

This isn't creepy at all... - RockFashionista

8 I love the way you fart.

Just gunna stand there and watch me cry, but its alright because I love the way you fart - gemcloben

9 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

So TheTopTens knows it too. - WonkeyDude98

10 You're out of this world. Well, you soon will be!

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11 You're so cute. I want to lock you up in my basement, naked.

I don't even know if I can call this a pickup line... - WonkeyDude98

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12 Have you ever stared at someone so long that they turn into a VAMPIRE?!?!
13 What's your favorite game? Mine is called following you without you knowing

I wish girls said this to me... - Garythesnail

14 I need some Muscle Milk. Can I get some from the muscles on that chest?
15 If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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Top Remixes

1. The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement
2. You're so delicious! But I may need to cook you first.
3. Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun, GET IN THE F***ING VAN
PositronWildhawk
1. There will be only 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus
2. The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement
3. You have the cutest smile when you sleep
funnyuser
1. You have the cutest smile when you sleep
2. You're so delicious! But I may need to cook you first.
3. You're so cute. I want to lock you up in my basement, naked.
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