Creepiest Things to Say When You Want Someone to Lick You

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The Top Ten

1 Oh servant! I'm sweaty!

The creepiest thing to say ever! Poor servant. - IronSabbathPriest

I'm sweaty I'm never sweaty - TheHabsFan

What.
What kind of drugs was I on when I made this list. - IronSabbathPriest

2 There's some food on my chin, but I just can't reach it

What kind of list is this? Wow, this whole list is creepy. Why the heck would you want somebody to lick you? - RockFashionista

I would be very creeped out. - IronSabbathPriest

3 Apparently, I have nice, tasty skin

Oh how hilariously creepy this whole list is... - keycha1n

Why would you say that?! - IronSabbathPriest

This just wouldn't be right - not after some other person's tongue has tasted your skin. It would taste like... Well... Some other person's tongue! :P - Britgirl

4 I like it when my dog licks me, not so much when he kisses me...

Now this is a complimentary comparison to make! As much as this list would compliment your significant other. - PositronWildhawk

They're The Same Thing! - IronSabbathPriest

5 I really need someone to lick me, oh look! Here's a hundred pounds!

Or dollars, if you're American. - IronSabbathPriest

6 George Clooney was here (points to cheek).
7 Did you know that if you lick me your tongue will tingle?

Who added this? I didn't. Remember, this list was for FUN. I'm not a creepy peadophile. - IronSabbathPriest

8 I'll kill you if you don't

I'm starting to run out of ideas now. Trust me, I'm not a psychopath. - IronSabbathPriest

Not creepy just downright scary - HeavyDonkeyKong

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1. Did you know that if you lick me your tongue will tingle?
2. There's some food on my chin, but I just can't reach it
3. I really need someone to lick me, oh look! Here's a hundred pounds!
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1. Oh servant! I'm sweaty!
2. There's some food on my chin, but I just can't reach it
3. Apparently, I have nice, tasty skin
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