Top 10 Best Creepy Things to Whisper While Hugging Someone

You see someone you haven't been seen for a while or are about to part ways with a friend or family member you are close to and they make the move to go in for the hug. You think fast and come up with the perfect quick sentence to whisper that is sure to elicit a response. Whether that response is a recoil, a grossed out facial expression, or a quizzical look, you'll know you landed a good one.

That said, please know your audience. It may be creepier to say these things to someone who doesn't know you're joking, but it's not worth getting punched or accused of harassment.
The Top Ten
1 He knows, don't go home
2 You smell different when you're awake

That is so creepy.

3 No one will ever believe you
4 Guess what? I have Coronavirus
5 Do you know who else is here?
6 It’s been a while
7 I don't want to kill you but I will
8 I know where you live
9 I'll cut your throat open when you're sleeping

That's a threat.

10 We've come for your daughter, Chuck

That's definitely not something to say.

The Contenders
11 I’m your biggest nightmare
12 I’m the bad guy
13 You’re hot
14 Give up, we know it was you....

I did this to a stranger once and his reaction was AMAZING!

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