Top Ten Most Cruel Baby Names of All Time

The Top Ten
1 KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

hold up, who would want to name their child after a website, sounds like someone who owns that website to expose KFC's immoral acts, it is a website link, not a name, idiots.

Sounds like a PETA activist that owns a website dedicated to expose KFC's "immoral" acts against chickens decided to name their kids "KentuckyFriedCruelty.com"

Someone actually changed their name to that guys look it up

Hi. I'm naming my baby after a website. (Sarcasm)

2 Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

Oh really? So the parents typed random letters on a keyboard and chose to name their baby this? How are you going to pronounce it?

Whoever jabbed their fingers across the keyboard and submitted this, "name," congrats you won sarcasm. Wow your hilarious...

Somebody actually tried to name their son this. Thank god the swedish government didn't allow it.

Excuse me, mister sir, before you name your child this, think about what your parents wanted to name you.

3 Gaylord

Gay meant happy back then, so lord of happiness?

Like from Meet the Parents!

This is just cruel.

Nickname: Greg.

4 Hashtag Hashtag

That one 40 year old parent who was on Facebook and wants her and her child to be "hip", "groovy" and "rad".

What is wrong with people these days?

5 LOL

Hi laugh out loud! Laugh out loud, what a name you've got! Laugh out loud! Haha!

This is a joke right. I don't even think Kanye west would name his baby lol

Imagine what it would be like when he's in Middle School.

I knew a guy named Laurence who went by this nickname.

6 Adolf Hitler

Once this kid learns about him and asks why he was named after this guy, good luck explaining. I feel so sorry for the parent who has to do a good bit of explaining for this one.

Why? That's a very cruel name! Who would wanna name their kid after a guy with a very small brain?

What should I name my son? I know! I'll name him after a dictator! Perfect! (Sarcasm)

A child was once named after this jerk. Why would you do that?

7 DiaperLord

This is definitely funny, but cruel to name your baby.

What a messed-up name. I even laughed when I saw this.

8 Swords of Bacteria

The pleasure is mine, Hez.
I did lots of research on microbes to come up with this name.

This is so funny! Who's behind it?

9 The Walrus

Then he can say "I am the walrus" when people ask him his name!

The Walrus? What is wrong with people these days? My name is a bit weird but, this?

-Renea

Would his name be Paul?

10 Cut My Hand

No, please don't do this. That kid will get bullied so much.

That's kid will get extremely bulled

no! No! NO!

That’s horrible.

The Contenders
11 Mistake

This is so wrong! Whoever named their poor child this should be named Adolf Mistake.

There actually was a person named this. I feel sorry for them!

What if it's pronounced Mi-stay-kay?

12 Beliber4life

Shut the hell up about Justin Bieber or all of you lot should go to jail or commit suicide.

Who ever named their child this they should be put in jail FOREVER

That child will get bullied or commit suicide! It's horrible!

That child will commit suicide!

13 Baby for Life

I can't stop laughing at this list

14 C.C.C.C.C.C

Does it stand for Charlie Chaplin Chopping Chocolate Chip Cookies?

Maybe it stands for, crappy chocolate chipping chalk color charger

Maybe that stands for either Cassandra, Cassondra, catandra, Cassidy, Cassidy Junior, catiddy. Or cat, cat, cattie, cat, cat, cattie. Or chicken, chicken, chicks :(, cowboy hat, cowgirl person, cowhorse.

15 GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman

It sounds like the name of a website for an amusement park.

Sounds like a porn website.

16 Underwear Wearing Donkey Man

I can't stop laughing at this list!

17 Fish and Chips

There are twins in Australia called this! Awful!

18 Idiot Pie Pie Penguin FireTruck
19 @

Pronounced "ai ta" or "love him".

20 North West
21 Eggplant Smasher
22 Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

These names just sound like people were trying to be funny...

What the flip!?!? What does this even mean?

23 Batman Bin Suparman

I would name my kid this!

24 Caillou

That's my name

25 Earth

I like this name

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