Top Ten Cruel But Funny Things to Say to Lonely Singles On St. Valentine's Day
If I'm still single in twenty years, don't use this list against me. I'll know.I just hope she's not a carrier. My kids could end up like you otherwise.
We shall serve cupcakes with "forever like this" handwritten by both of us in icing, and the songs will include "Always", "You're Beautiful" and "There Goes My Baby", so we're keeping an open mind about you.
Lol, unfortunatly, I've been denied that as well. I'm too awkward... And too nice!
Mine are enormous, but I guess not every girl likes crap like that.
The perks of being a virgin forever...
The reference gets my vote! I personally am not interested until I'm at least in college. And I'll always have pizza to fill the void... And my arteries...
Shout-out to the list of Most Romantic Things to Say to Her!
My ex best friend better watch out. She's gonna get roasted...
I'll Do This To My Annoying Rival
Courtesy of Ryan Higa
Is that a euphemism?