Top Ten Cruel But Funny Things to Say to Lonely Singles On St. Valentine's DayPositronWildhawk If I'm still single in twenty years, don't use this list against me. I'll know.
The Top Ten
I just hope she's not a carrier. My kids could end up like you otherwise. - PositronWildhawk
We shall serve cupcakes with "forever like this" handwritten by both of us in icing, and the songs will include "Always", "You're Beautiful" and "There Goes My Baby", so we're keeping an open mind about you. - PositronWildhawk
Lol, unfortunatly, I've been denied that as well. I'm too awkward... And too nice! - IronSabbathPriest
The perks of being a virgin forever... - PositronWildhawk
Mine are enormous, but I guess not every girl likes crap like that.
The reference gets my vote! I personally am not interested until I'm at least in college. And I'll always have pizza to fill the void... And my arteries... - keycha1n
Shout-out to the list of Most Romantic Things to Say to Her! - PositronWildhawk
My ex best friend better watch out. She's gonna get roasted... - TwilightKitsune
Everyone needs to prepare for some roasting today. lol - Ultron123V 1 Comment
Who wouldn't have a fancy night out with Rajesh Koothropali? - PositronWildhawk
Courtesy of Ryan Higa - ethanmeinster
Is that a euphemism? - PositronWildhawk
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2. You're all invited to my wedding!
3. Can I have your sister's phone number?