Top 10 Cutest Things About the Video Game Um Jammer Lammy

The Top Ten
1 Lammy being so huggably shy, awkward, fluffy and timid yet also a badass, sexy and redheaded guitar-girl tomboy at the same time, hence why literally every character she meets in the game also seems to have a crush on her

She's not a tomboy nor a girly girl.

She's not a tomboy.

2 Lammy's and Katy's voices, and also the unsurprisingly canon lesbian shipping between the two characters (in fact, they're both part of an all-girl rock trio)
3 Parappa's, Katy's and (especially) Lammy's designs
4 Keep Your Head Up, the cloyingly sweet and sugary slice-of-girl-life song that plays during the end credits after beating the game
5 Literally the entire menu screen being made out of rainbow-colored jellybeans and lovingly packaged chocolate bars
6 Parappa The Rapper's trademark eye-bleedingly bright and colorful paper-cutout art style, not to mention Lammy's incredibly gorgeous hair style and the way that her twitchy little ears and marshmallow horns playfully poke out from it
7 How accurately (albeit extremely Rocko's-Modern-Life-style) it reflects the actual daily lives of shy cartoon girls with extremely tight work schedules and insanely serious cases of ADHD and hallucinations
8 The headcanon that Lammy is Parappa's adorable big sister and best friend, hence why they play (music) together
9 Lammy getting so nervous and panicky during her conversation with Paul at the beginning of Stage 5 that she actually briefly forgets she's asking him for a guitar and not a car, all the while blushing and squirming as adorably girlishly as can be
10 Hearing Parappa say "somebody hold me tight, somebody hug me" in his rap cover of Baby Baby
The Contenders
11 Fussenpepper's split personalities
12 How adorably excited Lammy gets whenever she gets her hands on a guitar (or something she can substitute for one)

Leave it to Lammy!

13 The dramatic Mickey Mouse music that often plays during the cutscenes
14 Parappa and Lammy in space suits
15 The songs
16 Lammy briefly becoming big and chubby during the introduction to Stage 3
17 Lammy and Parappa cradling cute little bunny babies in their arms and using them as instruments while multicolored gumballs surge through the background
18 Cathy Pillar's pink candy vomit
19 Lammy's South Park tareme eyes
20 Lammy's voice actress
21 Technicolor aliens
22 The way that Lammy helps everyone out and is also everyone's best friend throughout the game
23 The way that the game yells "JAMMMER LAMMMY" in between levels
24 The fact that there are actually not one but TWO Lammies in the game
25 Jamming Lammy plushie
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