Top 10 Cutest Things About the Video Game Um Jammer Lammy

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The Top Ten

1 Lammy being so huggably shy, awkward, fluffy and timid yet also a badass, sexy and redheaded guitar-girl tomboy at the same time, hence why literally every character she meets in the game also seems to have a crush on her

She's not a tomboy.

2 Lammy's and Katy's voices, and also the unsurprisingly canon lesbian shipping between the two characters (in fact, they're both part of an all-girl rock trio)
3 Parappa's, Katy's and (especially) Lammy's designs
4 Keep Your Head Up, the cloyingly sweet and sugary slice-of-girl-life song that plays during the end credits after beating the game
5 Literally the entire menu screen being made out of rainbow-colored jellybeans and lovingly packaged chocolate bars
6 Parappa The Rapper's trademark eye-bleedingly bright and colorful paper-cutout art style, not to mention Lammy's incredibly gorgeous hair style and the way that her twitchy little ears and marshmallow horns playfully poke out from it
7 How accurately (albeit extremely Rocko's-Modern-Life-style) it reflects the actual daily lives of shy cartoon girls with extremely tight work schedules and insanely serious cases of ADHD and hallucinations
8 The headcanon that Lammy is Parappa's adorable big sister and best friend, hence why they play (music) together
9 Lammy getting so nervous and panicky during her conversation with Paul at the beginning of Stage 5 that she actually briefly forgets she's asking him for a guitar and not a car, all the while blushing and squirming as adorably girlishly as can be
10 Hearing Parappa say "somebody hold me tight, somebody hug me" in his rap cover of Baby Baby

The Contenders

11 Parappa and Lammy in space suits
12 The songs
13 Fussenpepper's split personalities
14 Lammy briefly becoming big and chubby during the introduction to Stage 3
15 How adorably excited Lammy gets whenever she gets her hands on a guitar (or something she can substitute for one)
16 Lammy and Parappa cradling cute little bunny babies in their arms and using them as instruments while multicolored gumballs surge through the background
17 Cathy Pillar's pink candy vomit
18 Lammy's South Park tareme eyes
19 Lammy's voice actress
20 Technicolor aliens
21 The way that Lammy helps everyone out and is also everyone's best friend throughout the game
22 The way that the game yells "JAMMMER LAMMMY" in between levels
23 The fact that there are actually not one but TWO Lammies in the game
24 Jamming Lammy plushie
25 Lammy's "LEAVE IT TO LAMMY" catchphrase, particularly the way that she literally jumps for joy whil yelling it
26 The seventh and last level of the game, in which you get to see all three Milkcan members performing together on-stage
27 Ma-San's voice
28 Housecleaning scene, especially the part where Lammy cuddles and kisses her stuffed toy panda bear
29 Lammy's goofy-faced alarm clock
30 Quite a bit of the fanart for it
31 The aodrably kid-friendly moral message that it delivers
32 The way that it promotes girl power largely by showing how ridiculously adorable girls can be
33 Parappa talking like a baby
34 Parappa and PJ playing stick maracas
35 Lesbian J-Pop concert in hell, featuring big smiling skeleton statues and dancing/singing anthro kittens
36 How incredibly hard Lammy tries to hide her lesbian-ness whenever and where-ever she's around guys
37 Katy's voice actress
38 The dramatic Mickey Mouse music that often plays during the cutscenes
39 The pink hairless bear from Stage 5
40 Paul's "drunk Mickey Mouse" voice
41 Lammy being so completely entangled in her "race against time" dilemma that she actually starts adorably hallucinating about it in-between every level
42 The very first level of the game taking place in Lammy's literal dream concert
43 Even the random-object background characters are all deliberately designed to be as cute as possible
44 Fireman dogs
45 Lumberjack beaver
46 Giant caterpillar midwife made out of multicolored gumballs
47 The way that Paul and Teriyaki both teasingly flirt with Lammy during their respective songs in Stages 5 and 6
48 That one bit from the final stage's introduction cutscene where Katy starts trying on all kinds of different stupidly adorable costumes, such as astronaut and cowgirl
49 Lammy's stuttering habit
50 Katy and Lammy singing together
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1. Lammy being so huggably shy, awkward, fluffy and timid yet also a badass, sexy and redheaded guitar-girl tomboy at the same time, hence why literally every character she meets in the game also seems to have a crush on her
2. Lammy's and Katy's voices, and also the unsurprisingly canon lesbian shipping between the two characters (in fact, they're both part of an all-girl rock trio)
3. Parappa's, Katy's and (especially) Lammy's designs
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