Top Ten Most Dangerous Places to Poop


The Top Ten

1 On top of Mount Everest

What's the point of this list?

You will freeze to death, and there are no toilets up there. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

You poop will freeze. When its half way out. It'll be stuck to you

Are you kidding me? Another toilet list!

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2 In a nest of scorpions

Scorpion(mortal combat):GET OVER...I mean GET OUTTA HERE! - SamuiNeko

Say goodbye to your ass

3 Beside Donald Trump

Can I do this on his hair? - SamuiNeko

Well he's already wearing some on his head

I would pee poop and spit on Donald trump

I would poop on his face.

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4 On a Metallica album

The rabid fanbase will go crazy on you. Don't expect to be living after they get you for this. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

My genius mind tells me I've found a Metallica fan... - jmepa1234

Actually blue topaz ice vanilla hates metal and rock and thinks all metal fans are rabid and react a lot and troll - Toucan

Their army-sized fanbase would destroy you for that one. - Luxam

We wouldn't,we would just conclude whoever did that has no toilet - Toucan

I Wouldn't Mind Pooping On Lulu Cause That Album Sucks D***.Other Than That No. - 12cc

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5 On the Mona Lisa

Expect to be fined trillions and billions of dollars for doing that. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

NOOO! Why would you poop on the best painting of the world!? - SamuiNeko

This is now a millions of pounds pile of poo - jmepa1234

Not if it's a fake!

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6 Bowser's (from Super Mario Bros.) Lair


Would he kill youi - jmepa1234

BOOM, BOOM, FIRE POWER! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Outside in a hurricane

I Died doing that - jmepa1234

Oh please. If you died, then you wouldn't be typing that sentence in.

I have a feeling a young child made this list. - Luxam

8 In a submarine quickly filling with seawater

I hope poo is a natural sponge which is found in uranus...

Maybe poo absorbs water - jmepa1234

Hurry! Let out that last crap before you drown! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Depends how quick is 'quickl' and if you are a fast pooper or not.

9 In a toilet at the KKK hideout

Not the best idea if you're black… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Especially if you're black… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 On the President

Will this be the same as "beside Donald Trump" some day? - PositronWildhawk

I'm half but If I wanted to do that I would

Take a dump on donald trump - ihatetrump


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The Contenders

11 In a Satanic church

Sorry. Not getting sacrificed. Better to poop on yourself 1,000 times, than be killed for a satanic ritual. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

"We shall sacrifice this turd for our dark lord Lucifer! " - SirSkeletorThe3rd

12 Next to Justin Bieber

He is gonna sing like a flopping shark when seeing you poop...

This isn't dangerous - just creepy - jmepa1234

To be honest that isn't dangerous - NESSquid

He might marry you if you do this. poop used to be food. it might be jelly babies.

13 Near an active volcano

Who would be stupid enough to do all this stuff?

When I went to Vegas as a 2 year old I pooped my diaper near the Mirage volcano

My dad crapped in one - ihatetrump

14 In public

what - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

15 In Los Angeles, California

I do this on vacation here

16 On a road

And how may I ask, is this dangerous?


Day at china
*car driving at road trip*
Me: m m Hakuna matata wonderful day!
*horse poop on road*
*horse left*
*while car driving still*
Me: m mm hakuna matata!
*car get slipped*
Me: Woah woah woah woah!
*car keep spinning! *
*hold brakes*
*crash into truck*
Me: Oops sorry!
Me: that was my fault!
Truck driver: WHAT DID U DO!?!
Me: I don't know someone pooped on the road
Truck driver: what!?! - SpencerJC

17 On Michael Jordan
18 In the desert

When I was 2 I went to Vegas (which is in the middle of a desert) and I pooped my diaper there.

19 In a minefield

Good luck activating the mines.

20 On the Pyramids of Giza
21 Into a broken toilet
22 In Pakistan
23 On a time bomb

If it's on 00:2, prepare for a turd bomb.

24 Walmart bathroom
25 On cheese In Crete


26 In prison
27 On a teenage girl's face

What is this list?

She's gonna be like ak

I don’t see this being dangerous.

28 Oval Office desk
29 In North Korea

Kim jing un - ihatetrump

30 On a police car
31 In Donald Trump's hair
32 On your boss
33 North Sentinel Island North Sentinel Island
34 North Korea North Korea The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, also known as North Korea, is a country in Eastern Asia. Its capital is Pyongyang. It is currently ruled by the dictator Kim Jong-Un, after inheriting the title from his father, Kim Jong-Il, who in turn inherited it from his father, Kim Il-Sung. more.
35 On the Declaration of Independence
36 Off a skyscraper
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