Top Ten Most Dangerous Places to Poop

The Top Ten Most Dangerous Places to Poop

1 On top of Mount Everest

Really people, top ten toilets, okay. BUT TOP TEN PLACES TO DANGEROUS TO TURD ON?! WHAT THE
HELL? - Nightkillo

Are you kidding me? Another toilet list!

What's the point of this list?

You will freeze to death, and there are no toilets up there. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

2 Beside Donald Trump

His brain is already poop. So yeah.

Can I do this on his hair? - SamuiNeko

Well he's already wearing some on his head

I would pee poop and spit on Donald trump

3 In a nest of scorpions

Say goodbye to your ass

Scorpion(mortal combat):GET OVER...I mean GET OUTTA HERE! - SamuiNeko

4 On a Metallica album

The rabid fanbase will go crazy on you. Don't expect to be living after they get you for this. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

My genius mind tells me I've found a Metallica fan... - jmepa1234

Actually blue topaz ice vanilla hates metal and rock and thinks all metal fans are rabid and react a lot and troll - Toucan

Their army-sized fanbase would destroy you for that one. - Luxam

We wouldn't,we would just conclude whoever did that has no toilet - Toucan

A second later you do that,the fan army arrives. - SamuiNeko

5 On the Mona Lisa

Expect to be fined trillions and billions of dollars for doing that. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

NOOO! Why would you poop on the best painting of the world!? - SamuiNeko

This is now a millions of pounds pile of poo - jmepa1234

Not if it's a fake!

6 Bowser's (from Super Mario Bros.) Lair

Well, he kidnapped Princess Peach, so in my opinion, he sorta deserves it. lol - MaxTheBorderCollie

OH NO, WALKING MUSHROOMS AND CUTE TURTLES SAVE ME! SAVE ME! "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME! "

Would he kill youi - jmepa1234

BOOM, BOOM, FIRE POWER! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Outside in a hurricane

I Died doing that - jmepa1234

Oh please. If you died, then you wouldn't be typing that sentence in.

I have a feeling a young child made this list. - Luxam

8 In a submarine quickly filling with seawater

I hope poo is a natural sponge which is found in uranus...

Maybe poo absorbs water - jmepa1234

Hurry! Let out that last crap before you drown! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Depends how quick is 'quickl' and if you are a fast pooper or not.

9 In a toilet at the KKK hideout

Not the best idea if you're black… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Especially if you're black… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 On the President

Take a dump on donald trump - ihatetrump

DUMP TRUMP

Will this be the same as "beside Donald Trump" some day? - PositronWildhawk

I'm half but If I wanted to do that I would

The Contenders

11 In a Satanic church

Sorry. Not getting sacrificed. Better to poop on yourself 1,000 times, than be killed for a satanic ritual. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

"We shall sacrifice this turd for our dark lord Lucifer! " - SirSkeletorThe3rd

12 In public

That wouls/could get you in trouble like big serious trouble

When I was 2 I would poop in my diaper in public all the time!

what - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

13 Next to Justin Bieber

He is gonna sing like a flopping shark when seeing you poop...

This isn't dangerous - just creepy - jmepa1234

To be honest that isn't dangerous - NESSquid

He might marry you if you do this. poop used to be food. it might be jelly babies.

14 Near an active volcano

My dad crapped in one - ihatetrump

Who would be stupid enough to do all this stuff?

When I went to Vegas as a 2 year old I pooped my diaper near the Mirage volcano

15 In prison

Torture time no thenting whipping whip screams cries

16 In Los Angeles, California

I do this on vacation here

17 On a road

And how may I ask, is this dangerous?

cars

Day at china
*car driving at road trip*
Me: m m Hakuna matata wonderful day!
*horse poop on road*
*horse left*
*while car driving still*
Me: m mm hakuna matata!
*car get slipped*
Me: Woah woah woah woah!
*car keep spinning! *
Me: AH I HATE SPINNING!
*hold brakes*
*SCREEETTTCCCH! *
*crash into truck*
Me: Oops sorry!
Truck driver: HEY YOU CRASH MY TRUCK!
Me: that was my fault!
Truck driver: WHAT DID U DO!?!
Me: I don't know someone pooped on the road
Truck driver: what!?! - SpencerJC

18 On Michael Jordan

What?

For real he’s badass

19 On the Declaration of Independence

I would kill whoever whould've done this - Maddox121

20 In the desert

When I was 2 I went to Vegas (which is in the middle of a desert) and I pooped my diaper there.

21 In New York City, New York

I pooped here and it's 100% safe

22 On a Judge

You could get in trouble and worse trouble

23 In a minefield

Good luck activating the mines.

24 On the Pyramids of Giza
25 Into a broken toilet
26 In Pakistan
27 On a time bomb

If it's on 00:2, prepare for a turd bomb.

28 Walmart bathroom

100% STD possibility - 0w0uwu

29 On cheese In Crete

Yeah

30 On a teenage girl's face

What is this list?

She's gonna be like ak

I don’t see this being dangerous.

31 Oval Office desk
32 In North Korea

Kim jing un - ihatetrump

33 On a police car
34 In Donald Trump's hair

He deserve to be pooped on his hair - drakkhen91

35 On your boss
36 North Sentinel Island
37 North Korea The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, also known as North Korea, is a country in Eastern Asia. Its capital is Pyongyang. It is currently ruled by the dictator Kim Jong-Un, after inheriting the title from his father, Kim Jong-Il, who in turn inherited it from his father, Kim Il-Sung. ...read more.
38 Off a skyscraper
39 In the Pride Lands
40 In the gas station toilet
41 In a Funeral
42 On a Cactus
43 On the School Bully

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