Top Ten Most Dangerous Places to Poop

The Top Ten

1 On top of Mount Everest

Really people, top ten toilets, okay. BUT TOP TEN PLACES TO DANGEROUS TO TURD ON?! WHAT THE
HELL? - Nightkillo

Are you kidding me? Another toilet list!

What's the point of this list?

You will freeze to death, and there are no toilets up there. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

2 Beside Donald Trump

Can I do this on his hair?

Well he's already wearing some on his head

I would pee poop and spit on Donald trump

This list is pretty funny

3 In a nest of scorpions

Say goodbye to your ass

Scorpion(mortal combat):GET OVER...I mean GET OUTTA HERE! - SamuiNeko

4 On a Metallica album

The rabid fanbase will go crazy on you. Don't expect to be living after they get you for this. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

My genius mind tells me I've found a Metallica fan... - jmepa1234

Actually blue topaz ice vanilla hates metal and rock and thinks all metal fans are rabid and react a lot and troll - Toucan

Their army-sized fanbase would destroy you for that one. - Luxam

We wouldn't,we would just conclude whoever did that has no toilet - Toucan

A second later you do that,the fan army arrives. - SamuiNeko

5 On the Mona Lisa

Expect to be fined trillions and billions of dollars for doing that. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

NOOO! Why would you poop on the best painting of the world!? - SamuiNeko

This is now a millions of pounds pile of poo - jmepa1234

Not if it's a fake!

6 Bowser's (from Super Mario Bros.) Lair

Well, he kidnapped Princess Peach, so in my opinion, he sorta deserves it. lol - MaxTheBorderCollie


Would he kill youi - jmepa1234

BOOM, BOOM, FIRE POWER! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Outside in a hurricane

I Died doing that

I have a feeling a young child made this list.

Oh please. If you died, then you wouldn't be typing that sentence in.

8 In a submarine quickly filling with seawater

I hope poo is a natural sponge which is found in uranus...

Maybe poo absorbs water - jmepa1234

Hurry! Let out that last crap before you drown! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Depends how quick is 'quickl' and if you are a fast pooper or not.

9 In a toilet at the KKK hideout

Not the best idea if you're black… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Especially if you're black… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 On the President

Take a dump on donald trump - ihatetrump


Will this be the same as "beside Donald Trump" some day? - PositronWildhawk

I'm half but If I wanted to do that I would

The Contenders

11 In a Satanic church

Sorry. Not getting sacrificed. Better to poop on yourself 1,000 times, than be killed for a satanic ritual. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

"We shall sacrifice this turd for our dark lord Lucifer! " - SirSkeletorThe3rd

12 In public

That wouls/could get you in trouble like big serious trouble

When I was 2 I would poop in my diaper in public all the time!

what - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

13 Next to Justin Bieber

He is gonna sing like a flopping shark when seeing you poop...

This isn't dangerous - just creepy - jmepa1234

To be honest that isn't dangerous - NESSquid

He might marry you if you do this. poop used to be food. it might be jelly babies.

14 Near an active volcano

My dad crapped in one - ihatetrump

Who would be stupid enough to do all this stuff?

When I went to Vegas as a 2 year old I pooped my diaper near the Mirage volcano

15 In prison

Torture time no thenting whipping whip screams cries

16 In Los Angeles, California

I do this on vacation here

17 Into a broken toilet

y would you do that?

18 On a road

And how may I ask, is this dangerous?


Day at china
*car driving at road trip*
Me: m m Hakuna matata wonderful day!
*horse poop on road*
*horse left*
*while car driving still*
Me: m mm hakuna matata!
*car get slipped*
Me: Woah woah woah woah!
*car keep spinning! *
*hold brakes*
*crash into truck*
Me: Oops sorry!
Me: that was my fault!
Truck driver: WHAT DID U DO!?!
Me: I don't know someone pooped on the road
Truck driver: what!?! - SpencerJC

19 On Michael Jordan


For real he’s badass

20 On a teenage girl's face

teen girl : ew how can you do this like dude that's rude and sooooo gross like why would you do this your 6 little sis.. I'm posting this now *cleans poop on face* HEY GUYS MY LITTLE SIS POOPED

What is this list?

She's gonna be like ak

I don’t see this being dangerous.

21 On the Declaration of Independence

I would kill whoever whould've done this - Maddox121

22 In the desert

When I was 2 I went to Vegas (which is in the middle of a desert) and I pooped my diaper there.

23 In New York City, New York

I pooped here and it's 100% safe

24 On a Judge

You could get in trouble and worse trouble

25 In a minefield

Good luck activating the mines.

What if the poop lands on a mine?

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