Top Ten Most Dangerous Places to Poop

BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Top Ten

1 On top of Mount Everest

What's the point of this list?

You will freeze to death, and there are no toilets up there. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

You poop will freeze. When its half way out. It'll be stuck to you

Freeze Crap

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2 Beside Donald Trump

Can I do this on his hair? - SamuiNeko

Well he's already wearing some on his head

This list is pretty funny - jmepa1234

I would pee poop and spit on Donald trump

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3 On a Metallica album

The rabid fanbase will go crazy on you. Don't expect to be living after they get you for this. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

My genius mind tells me I've found a Metallica fan... - jmepa1234

Actually blue topaz ice vanilla hates metal and rock and thinks all metal fans are rabid and react a lot and troll - Toucan

Their army-sized fanbase would destroy you for that one. - Luxam

We wouldn't,we would just conclude whoever did that has no toilet - Toucan

I Wouldn't Mind Pooping On Lulu Cause That Album Sucks D***.Other Than That No. - 12cc

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4 In a nest of scorpions

Scorpion(mortal combat):GET OVER...I mean GET OUTTA HERE! - SamuiNeko

5 On the Mona Lisa

Expect to be fined trillions and billions of dollars for doing that. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

NOOO! Why would you poop on the best painting of the world!? - SamuiNeko

This is now a millions of pounds pile of poo - jmepa1234

Not if it's a fake!

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6 Bowser's (from Super Mario Bros.) Lair

Would he kill youi - jmepa1234

BOOM, BOOM, FIRE POWER! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Outside in a hurricane

I Died doing that - jmepa1234

Oh please. If you died, then you wouldn't be typing that sentence in.

I have a feeling a young child made this list. - Luxam

8 In a submarine quickly filling with seawater

I hope poo is a natural sponge which is found in uranus...

Maybe poo absorbs water - jmepa1234

Hurry! Let out that last crap before you drown! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Depends how quick is 'quickl' and if you are a fast pooper or not.

9 In a toilet at the KKK hideout

Not the best idea if you're black… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Especially if you're black… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 On the President

Will this be the same as "beside Donald Trump" some day? - PositronWildhawk

I'm half but If I wanted to do that I would

Considering trump might be president, I think God would choose this.

Ppooopp on trump

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The Contenders

11 In a Satanic church

Sorry. Not getting sacrificed. Better to poop on yourself 1,000 times, than be killed for a satanic ritual. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

"We shall sacrifice this turd for our dark lord Lucifer! " - SirSkeletorThe3rd

12 Next to Justin Bieber

He is gonna sing like a flopping shark when seeing you poop...

This isn't dangerous - just creepy - jmepa1234

To be honest that isn't dangerous - NESSquid

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13 Near an active volcano

Who would be stupid enough to do all this stuff?

14 On a road

And how may I ask, is this dangerous?

cars

Day at china
*car driving at road trip*
Me: m m Hakuna matata wonderful day!
*horse poop on road*
*horse left*
*while car driving still*
Me: m mm hakuna matata!
*car get slipped*
Me: Woah woah woah woah!
*car keep spinning! *
Me: AH I HATE SPINNING!
*hold brakes*
*SCREEETTTCCCH! *
*crash into truck*
Me: Oops sorry!
Truck driver: HEY YOU CRASH MY TRUCK!
Me: that was my fault!
Truck driver: WHAT DID U DO!?!
Me: I don't know someone pooped on the road
Truck driver: what!?! - SpencerJC

15 On Michael Jordan
16 In public
17 In a minefield

Good luck activating the mines.

18 On the Pyramids of Giza
19 Into a broken toilet
20 In Pakistan
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