Top Ten Most Dangerous Places to Poop

BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Top Ten

1 On top of Mount Everest

Really people, top ten toilets, okay. BUT TOP TEN PLACES TO DANGEROUS TO TURD ON?! WHAT THE
HELL? - Nightkillo

Are you kidding me? Another toilet list!

What's the point of this list?

You will freeze to death, and there are no toilets up there. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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2 Beside Donald Trump

His brain is already poop. So yeah.

Can I do this on his hair? - SamuiNeko

Well he's already wearing some on his head

I would pee poop and spit on Donald trump

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3 In a nest of scorpions

Say goodbye to your ass

Scorpion(mortal combat):GET OVER...I mean GET OUTTA HERE! - SamuiNeko

4 On a Metallica album

The rabid fanbase will go crazy on you. Don't expect to be living after they get you for this. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

My genius mind tells me I've found a Metallica fan... - jmepa1234

Actually blue topaz ice vanilla hates metal and rock and thinks all metal fans are rabid and react a lot and troll - Toucan

Their army-sized fanbase would destroy you for that one. - Luxam

We wouldn't,we would just conclude whoever did that has no toilet - Toucan

A second later you do that,the fan army arrives. - SamuiNeko

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5 On the Mona Lisa

Expect to be fined trillions and billions of dollars for doing that. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

NOOO! Why would you poop on the best painting of the world!? - SamuiNeko

This is now a millions of pounds pile of poo - jmepa1234

Not if it's a fake!

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6 Bowser's (from Super Mario Bros.) Lair

OH NO, WALKING MUSHROOMS AND CUTE TURTLES SAVE ME! SAVE ME! "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME! "

Would he kill youi - jmepa1234

BOOM, BOOM, FIRE POWER! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Outside in a hurricane

I Died doing that - jmepa1234

Oh please. If you died, then you wouldn't be typing that sentence in.

I have a feeling a young child made this list. - Luxam

8 In a submarine quickly filling with seawater

I hope poo is a natural sponge which is found in uranus...

Maybe poo absorbs water - jmepa1234

Hurry! Let out that last crap before you drown! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Depends how quick is 'quickl' and if you are a fast pooper or not.

9 In a toilet at the KKK hideout

Not the best idea if you're black… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Especially if you're black… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 On the President

Take a dump on donald trump - ihatetrump

DUMP TRUMP

Will this be the same as "beside Donald Trump" some day? - PositronWildhawk

I'm half but If I wanted to do that I would

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The Newcomers

? In a Funeral

The Contenders

11 In a Satanic church

Sorry. Not getting sacrificed. Better to poop on yourself 1,000 times, than be killed for a satanic ritual. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

"We shall sacrifice this turd for our dark lord Lucifer! " - SirSkeletorThe3rd

12 Next to Justin Bieber

He is gonna sing like a flopping shark when seeing you poop...

This isn't dangerous - just creepy - jmepa1234

To be honest that isn't dangerous - NESSquid

He might marry you if you do this. poop used to be food. it might be jelly babies.

13 In public

When I was 2 I would poop in my diaper in public all the time!

what - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

14 Near an active volcano

My dad crapped in one - ihatetrump

When I went to Vegas as a 2 year old I pooped my diaper near the Mirage volcano

Who would be stupid enough to do all this stuff?

15 In prison

Torture time no thenting whipping whip screams cries

16 In Los Angeles, California

I do this on vacation here

17 On a road

And how may I ask, is this dangerous?

cars

Day at china
*car driving at road trip*
Me: m m Hakuna matata wonderful day!
*horse poop on road*
*horse left*
*while car driving still*
Me: m mm hakuna matata!
*car get slipped*
Me: Woah woah woah woah!
*car keep spinning! *
Me: AH I HATE SPINNING!
*hold brakes*
*SCREEETTTCCCH! *
*crash into truck*
Me: Oops sorry!
Truck driver: HEY YOU CRASH MY TRUCK!
Me: that was my fault!
Truck driver: WHAT DID U DO!?!
Me: I don't know someone pooped on the road
Truck driver: what!?! - SpencerJC

18 On Michael Jordan
19 In the desert

When I was 2 I went to Vegas (which is in the middle of a desert) and I pooped my diaper there.

20 In New York City, New York

I pooped here and it's 100% safe

21 On a Judge

You could get in trouble and worse trouble

22 In a minefield

Good luck activating the mines.

23 On the Pyramids of Giza
24 Into a broken toilet
25 In Pakistan
26 On a time bomb

If it's on 00:2, prepare for a turd bomb.

27 Walmart bathroom
28 On cheese In Crete

Yeah

29 On a teenage girl's face

What is this list?

She's gonna be like ak

I don’t see this being dangerous.

30 Oval Office desk
31 In North Korea

Kim jing un - ihatetrump

32 On a police car
33 In Donald Trump's hair

He deserve to be pooped on his hair - drakkhen91

34 On your boss
35 North Sentinel Island North Sentinel Island
36 North Korea North Korea The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, also known as North Korea, is a country in Eastern Asia. Its capital is Pyongyang. It is currently ruled by the dictator Kim Jong-Un, after inheriting the title from his father, Kim Jong-Il, who in turn inherited it from his father, Kim Il-Sung. ...read more.
37 On the Declaration of Independence
38 Off a skyscraper
39 In the Pride Lands
40 In the gas station toilet
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