Top 10 Dashie Mario Kart Character Names

Youtube personality Dashie has become so connected to Mario Kart 8 that he even came up with different and mostly offensive names for the characters in the game, all in which he uses regularly now.

The Top Ten

1 Donkey-Bitch-Ass

When Dashie started Mario Kart 8, he has developed a growing hatred for Donkey Kong since Donkey would usually screw with him throughout races and sometimes even pass him right before the end of a race. - Mcgillacuddy

Lol his nicknames for the characters are hilarious


2 Princess Peach Bitch Peach Bitch Peach

Best way to describe her

3 The Homie Yosh

Yoshi is one of Dashie's favorite video game characters - Mcgillacuddy

4 Rosalita Hoe

She's just waifu. best way to describe her.

5 Wolverine Bitch-Ass

The character Ludwig. He calls him Wolverine because of his hairdo. - Mcgillacuddy

"Bitch" is right on the money

6 Captain Toad Bitch-Ass
7 Baby Bitch

A name for any of the baby characters in the game - Mcgillacuddy

8 Link Pretty-Ass

Link from Legend of Zelda is a playable character in Mario Kart 8 and another one of Dashie's favorite game characters - Mcgillacuddy

9 Bowser Bitch-Ass
10 Luigi Hatin-Ass

How come all of his insults are comprised of the words "B*tch" or "A*s"? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Contenders

11 This Bitch

Basically for a character who he hasn't come up with a name for yet - Mcgillacuddy

Literally everyone in MK8

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