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So it looks like David Moyes is going to be leaving Old Trafford with a £4,000,000 pay off. And then there's the bonuses from Liverpool, Manchester City, Arsenal and Chelsea.
'Man you have sacked David Moyes and placed Ryan Giggs in charge of team affairs for the remainder of the season'. Well if ever there was an expert on affairs...
David Moyes has promised fans of Manchester United that they will be in a major European competition next year... even if he has to write the song himself.
David Moyes has been offered another job already! The Great Britain Tobogganing Team have said they have been looking for years for someone who can push a team downhill at that sort of speed.
David Moyes shouldn't worry about getting another job. After receiving 4 million for being a complete failure, he'll be running a bank in no time.
Fair Play, Old Trafford is a hard place to win a game of football. Just ask David Moyes.
Alex Ferguson states that David Beckham had to leave old Trafford because Beckham thought he was bigger than the club. Give it a couple of years under Moyes and the tea lady will be bigger than the club.
David Moyes is sitting at home on Football Manager trying to reload his save from August 2013.
David Moyes has admitted that Wayne Rooney may be on his way out of Old Trafford after he was caught trying to lick the transfer window.
Manchester city fans have a new favourite drink called "The David Moyes." It's a scotch on the rocks.
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