Best Despicable Me Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
2 And where will he strike next?
3 It means you don't get the unicorn!
4 I meant to close that.

Dr Nefario is HILARIOUS - WellyWonkaToby36

5 Lipstick Taser!
6 He looks like a girl
7 Vector!
8 Knocked Over
9 Goodbye Gru!
10 You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle or sneeze or burp or fart.

But none of these are a persons fault

The Contenders

11 Baboi?

One of the best.

12 Banana!
13 Masa
14 It's all over the news. Some fella just stole a pyramid. They're saying he makes all other villains look...lame
15 I knew it. You're a phony. I hate phonies.
16 Does this count as annoying?
17 Oh yeah!
18 Oh Poop!

At the end of DM1

19 I'm not playing with it!
20 Gela toe!
21 What!
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