Top Ten Dirty Jokes in The Simpsons That We Didn't Understand When We Were Young
The Top Ten
1 Zookeeper! Those Monkeys are killing each other! - New Kid on the Block
Homer when he was younger learns about sex
I understood all these and I am 11
2 Twelve Inch Pianist - Black Widower
I first heard this when I was young and asked my parents what it meant and they said, "You'll understand when you're older." Annnd now I know. And I feel deceived.
Should I explain why, Pianist, pen, oh you get the picture
3 Should I whack it slow? or fast? - Whacking Day
Need I explain why?
4 She's faking it - Another Simpsons Clip Show
Mrs Krabappel shows the 4th graders two bunnies having sex, and Mr. K says 'She's faking it' (Notice that Bart was covering his eyes? )
Originally from Bart the Lover
5 I think women and sea-men don't mix - Treehouse of Horror III
Smithers, we don't care about what you think...
6 'Look Homer. All of us pull a few Boners now and Then - Bart the Lover
Coming from Ned Flanders, quite creepy...
7 The Mr Plow song - Mr Plow
Even I don't understand this..
8 Tell him I went the backseat of my car with the woman I love. And I won't be back for ten minutes! - Life on the Fast Lane
Homer has sex very quickly then...
9 Laaaaay-tex connn-dome. Boy, I'd like to live in one of those! - Lady Bouvier's Lover
10 Chew through my Ball Sack! - Skinner's Sense of Snow
This should be #1
The Contenders
11 I have a special present for you, but I'll give it to you later tonight. Special present? I don't wanna wait. I want it now! I want the children to see. Ooh. Oh, Right. - Secrets of a Successful Marriage
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