Top Ten Dirty Jokes in The Simpsons That We Didn't Understand When We Were Young


The Top Ten

1 Zookeeper! Those Monkeys are killing each other! - New Kid on the Block

Homer when he was younger learns about sex - RickyReeves

I understood all these and I am 11

How could you not understand this? The zookeeper said they were having s*x .

2 Twelve Inch Pianist - Black Widower

Should I explain why, Pianist, pen, oh you get the picture - RickyReeves

I first heard this when I was young and asked my parents what it meant and they said, "You'll understand when you're older." Annnd now I know. And I feel deceived. - OriginalVisionary

3 Should I whack it slow? or fast? - Whacking Day

Need I explain why? - RickyReeves


4 She's faking it - Another Simpsons Clip Show

Mrs Krabappel shows the 4th graders two bunnies having sex, and Mr. K says 'She's faking it' (Notice that Bart was covering his eyes? ) - RickyReeves

5 I think women and sea-men don't mix - Treehouse of Horror III

Smithers, we don't care about what you think... - RickyReeves

6 'Look Homer. All of us pull a few Boners now and Then - Bart the Lover

Coming from Ned Flanders, quite creepy... - RickyReeves

7 The Mr Plow song - Mr Plow

Even I don't understand this.. - RickyReeves

8 Tell him I went the backseat of my car with the woman I love. And I won't be back for ten minutes! - Life on the Fast Lane

Homer has sex very quickly then... - RickyReeves

9 Laaaaay-tex connn-dome. Boy, I'd like to live in one of those! - Lady Bouvier's Lover
10 Chew through my Ball Sack! - Skinner's Sense of Snow

This should be #1

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