Top Ten Dirty Jokes In SpongeBob SquarePants
You know why adults enjoy this show? Because they probably enjoy the dirty jokes in this show. I'm gonna count at jokes from each episode.I had to Google this, I still don't get it. But it appears on every dirty cartoon joke list.
I was confused at first than it hit me
Ever heard of this prison joke?
You know for kids!
"Gary! I was, just... uh... looking for the sports channel, Gary."
That will always crack me up
Its one of those moments where you look back and think "how did I miss this?! "
Wow SpongeBob just wow helping kids look at porn
This is funny, I don't care if I'm a girl
This one is really a stretch.
Plankton collects saliva from Patrick while he's sleeping to make what he calls "salsa imbecilicus (hench the title)" to make Mr.Krabs stupid so he could give him the formula. While collecting saliva, Patrick's tongue starts to 'attack' Plankton, where he says "Back, you twisted tongue! You will not lick me! ". Then Patrick's tongue smacks Plankton causing him to turn around and then the dirty thing happens: Patrick's tongue licks Plankton's behind. Of course he screams, because, why not?
It's pretty obvious.
What's wrong with that?
I'm not a fan of dirty jokes but this was pretty funny! Fat Daddy is big!
I meant to put "The French Tickler". But somehow the toptens messed it up.
I ought to explain this one:
Earlier on in the episode, Squidward lends his lawnmower to Spongebob and Patrick, who subsequently run into the Flying Dutchman who makes them into ghosts as punishment. They jokingly haunt Squidward, who doesn't bat an eyelid. Once they leave, Squidward says "I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower," suggesting that Squidward thinks they killed themselves with it.
Not sure what that means
What's the secret sauce, Mr. Krabs?