Top Ten Dirty Jokes In SpongeBob SquarePants

Delgia2k
You know why adults enjoy this show? Because they probably enjoy the dirty jokes in this show. I'm gonna count at jokes from each episode.

The Top Ten

1 Patrick, Your "Genius" Is Showing - Texas

You know for kids!

Rude!

Where!?

2 "Don't Drop the Soap" Joke - Gary Takes a Bath

I had to Google this, I still don't get it. But it appears on every dirty cartoon joke list. - keycha1n

Ever heard of this prison joke? - Delgia2k

It's a reference to prison r*p e. People say "don't drop the soap" in the bathroom because if you do then its easy for someone to do….. something dirty to your butt hole.

3 When Patrick was Licking the Sand, It Looked Like an Erection Before It Transformed Into a Lamp. - I'm With Stupid
4 Squidward Says "No Mr. Krabs, It's That Time of the Month" and Points at a Red Blimp - Spy Buddies

This is funny, I don't care if I'm a girl - MorganChambz

This one is really a stretch.

5 SpongeBob Blows Up a Balloon and It Looks Like a Condom - The Play's the Thing
6 SpongeBob Watching Sea Porn - Your Shoe's Untied

Its one of those moments where you look back and think "how did I miss this?! " - keycha1n

7 Spongebob said to Mrs. Puff "See You Next Tuesday" - No Free Rides

I GET IT.

8 SpongeBob Wearing Underwear On His Head and His Nose Resembles an Erection. - Pickle
9 SpongeBob Described the Giant Worm as "Big, Scary, and Pink!" - SpongeBob, Sandy, and the Worm

What's wrong with that?

10 Robotbob Spongechefpants Says "Get Welded" to Plankton, Which Is a Possible Form of "Get Bent", Which Means "F*** You" - Welcome to the Chum Bucket

The Contenders

11 A French Character Named "The Tickler" - Karate Island

I meant to put "The French Tickler". But somehow the toptens messed it up.

12 Spongebob doesn't have hair.....or does he? - The Smoking Peanut
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1. "Don't Drop the Soap" Joke - Gary Takes a Bath
2. Patrick, Your "Genius" Is Showing - Texas
3. When Patrick was Licking the Sand, It Looked Like an Erection Before It Transformed Into a Lamp. - I'm With Stupid
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