Top Ten Dirty Jokes In SpongeBob SquarePants

You know why adults enjoy this show? Because they probably enjoy the dirty jokes in this show. I'm gonna count at jokes from each episode.

The Top Ten

1 "Don't Drop the Soap" Joke - Gary Takes a Bath

I had to Google this, I still don't get it. But it appears on every dirty cartoon joke list. - keycha1n

Ever heard of this prison joke? - Delgia2k

I was confused at first than it hit me

It's a reference to prison r*p e. People say "don't drop the soap" in the bathroom because if you do then its easy for someone to do….. something dirty to your butt hole.

2 Patrick, Your "Genius" Is Showing - Texas

You know for kids!



3 Squidward Says "No Mr. Krabs, It's That Time of the Month" and Points at a Red Blimp - Spy Buddies

This is funny, I don't care if I'm a girl - MorganChambz

This one is really a stretch.

That's what I thought at first, but immediately after he runs and hides in the toilets... - Rocko

I don't get it.

4 When Patrick was Licking the Sand, It Looked Like an Erection Before It Transformed Into a Lamp. - I'm With Stupid
5 SpongeBob Watching Sea Porn - Your Shoe's Untied

Its one of those moments where you look back and think "how did I miss this?! " - keycha1n

6 SpongeBob Blows Up a Balloon and It Looks Like a Condom - The Play's the Thing
7 Spongebob said to Mrs. Puff "See You Next Tuesday" - No Free Rides


8 SpongeBob Wearing Underwear On His Head and His Nose Resembles an Erection. - Pickle
9 A French Character Named "The Tickler" - Karate Island

I meant to put "The French Tickler". But somehow the toptens messed it up.

Ha ha.

10 "I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower." - The Curse of Bikini Bottom

I ought to explain this one:
Earlier on in the episode, Squidward lends his lawnmower to Spongebob and Patrick, who subsequently run into the Flying Dutchman who makes them into ghosts as punishment. They jokingly haunt Squidward, who doesn't bat an eyelid. Once they leave, Squidward says "I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower," suggesting that Squidward thinks they killed themselves with it.

The Contenders

11 "Son of a... not again!" - Sweet and Sour Squid
12 "Back, you twisted tongue! You will not lick me! Aaaaah!" - Salsa Imbecilicus

It's pretty obvious.

Plankton collects saliva from Patrick while he's sleeping to make what he calls "salsa imbecilicus (hench the title)" to make Mr.Krabs stupid so he could give him the formula. While collecting saliva, Patrick's tongue starts to 'attack' Plankton, where he says "Back, you twisted tongue! You will not lick me! ". Then Patrick's tongue smacks Plankton causing him to turn around and then the dirty thing happens: Patrick's tongue licks Plankton's behind. Of course he screams, because, why not?

13 SpongeBob Described the Giant Worm as "Big, Scary, and Pink!" - SpongeBob, Sandy, and the Worm

What's wrong with that?

14 Robotbob Spongechefpants Says "Get Welded" to Plankton, Which Is a Possible Form of "Get Bent", Which Means "F*** You" - Welcome to the Chum Bucket

I'm not a fan of dirty jokes but this was pretty funny! Fat Daddy is big!

15 Spongebob doesn't have hair.....or does he? - The Smoking Peanut
16 Boating school Spongebob: Does the test pencil go here or should the essay pencil go here? Fish: I think it should be stuck up your...
17 Chocolate With Nuts Spongebob: Eat barnacle chips they're delicious. They most certainly are not! Patrick: Not the way I use them.

Not sure what that means

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List Stats

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Top Remixes

1. "Don't Drop the Soap" Joke - Gary Takes a Bath
2. Patrick, Your "Genius" Is Showing - Texas
3. When Patrick was Licking the Sand, It Looked Like an Erection Before It Transformed Into a Lamp. - I'm With Stupid


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