Top Ten Dirty Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.
2 Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone knowing he had sex with the chickens!

Awesome! So funny yet wrong. Definitely telling this to my friend

3 Whats 72? 69 with three people watching
4 What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

One for the kindergarteners, methinks.

5 What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore.
6 What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopis
7 What's worse than spiders on your piano? Crabs on your organ.
8 What do you call 2 jalapenos having sex? So hot!
9 What is the wettest mammal? A: A Sperm Whale
10 The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the women live

The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

The Contenders
11 Many coin is coins, Many bill is bills, Many penny is what? Penis
12 What do you call a bulldog and shih tzu mix? A bulls*it.
13 What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant
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