Top Ten Dirty Pick Up Lines That'll Get You Slapped

Wanna get slapped today?? Tell a girl some of these ;)
WARNING: inappropriate
The Top Ten
1 Are you a weather woman? Because you should be expecting a few inches tonight

I AM a weather woman, and there's a 0% chance of that *Slaps you*

What the- *Slaps whoever put this here*

Said this to happyhapyjoyjoy
I'm happy she didn't try to find me and slap me

2 Are you breakfast? Because I want to eat you in bed

Let's just, imagine that, an male praying mantis said this to an female praying mantis.

3 Are you fire? because I want to put my raw meat on you

This is the best list! Pick up lines are usually boring, but these are the best!

This is disgusting..

4 Are you a muscle sore? Because you make me want to rub myself

I'm starting to get uncomfortable.

5 Are you Santa? Because the thought of you coming keeps me up all night

Remind me to use this on a girl some time. Or not.

HAHA double meaning

6 Are you a cat? Because I wanna pet you

I would definitely slap that person in his face if he EVER says this.

7 Are you from Iraq? Because I want you to Baghdad ass up
8 Are you a restaurant? Because I wanna eat you up

It should be are you food
You don't eat a restaurant still good though

9 There will only be seven planets left after I destroy Uranus

Uranus haters. Quit destroying a perfectly good planet.

This is funny

10 Are you a house on a rainy day? Because I wanna be inside you
The Contenders
11 Are you a dirty cat? Because I wanna make you wet

Oh. Well, uh.. I'm still dry.

12 Are you Gillette? Because I want you against the sink
13 Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

Wow these are so cringe worthy.

14 Are you a transformer 'cause you are optimusfine
15 Are you a bed at night? Because I wanna sleep on you all night baby

If a guy said this to me, I would legit attack him. NOBODY, and I repeat, NOBODY, disrespects ME. NOBODY

16 I must be a pirate because I just found the booty.

This list is awesome

17 Are you a murderer? Because the thought of you coming keeps me up all night.
18 Are you a straw? Because I want to suck on you
19 You got an a** so fat let's make a baby

How is this a pick up line in any way? It's just a statement saying this girl's butt is big, and that he wants to get her pregnant. Not clever at all.

I would legit slap anyone who would say this to me.

20 Are you a nut cracker 'cause you can bust my nut
21 Are you a banana peel? because I'd love to unpeel you.
22 Are you a school? Because I wanna shoot kids inside of you.
23 Are you a diaper? Because I want to absorb your liquids
24 Are you a door, cause I want you open
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