Top Ten Dirty Pick Up Lines That'll Get You Slapped

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Wanna get slapped today?? Tell a girl some of these ;)
WARNING: inappropriate

The Top Ten

1 Are you a weather woman? Because you should be expecting a few inches tonight

I AM a weather woman, and there's a 0% chance of that *Slaps you* - Quicksilver_HG

What the- *Slaps whoever put this here* - Fandom_Lover

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I'm happy she didn't try to find me and slap me - speed

2 Are you breakfast? Because I want to eat you in bed

Let's just, imagine that, an male praying mantis said this to an female praying mantis. - StephanTheIdiot

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3 Are you fire? because I want to put my raw meat on you

This is the best list! Pick up lines are usually boring, but these are the best!

4 Are you a muscle sore? Because you make me want to rub myself

I'm starting to get uncomfortable. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

I cannot stop laughing! - Catacorn

I'm scarred for life - OnionLists

5 Are you Santa? Because the thought of you coming keeps me up all night

Remind me to use this on a girl some time. Or not. - PetSounds

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6 Are you a cat? Because I wanna pet you

I would definitely slap that person in his face if he EVER says this. - funnyuser

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7 Are you from Iraq? Because I want you to Baghdad ass up
8 Are you a restaurant? Because I wanna eat you up

Some of these are actually not bad to use. - Therandom

It should be are you food
You don't eat a restaurant still good though - speed

9 There will only be seven planets left after I destroy Uranus

Uranus haters. Quit destroying a perfectly good planet. - Merilille

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10 Are you a house on a rainy day? Because I wanna be inside you

The Contenders

11 Are you a dirty cat? Because I wanna make you wet
12 Are you Gillette? Because I want you against the sink
13 Are you a bed at night? Because I wanna sleep on you all night baby
14 I must be a pirate because I just found the booty.
15 You got an a** so fat let's make a baby

How is this a pick up line in any way? It's just a statement saying this girl's butt is big, and that he wants to get her pregnant. Not clever at all. - yaygiants16

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