Top 10 Disney Characters Who Would Make Terrible Romantic Partners in Real Life
I don't know how I came up with this. Don't judge me. Also, you'll notice a lot of villains. That's because Disney's protagonists are very nice to the romantic partners they inevitably find.
How he even got laid in the first place is beyond me.
He hates his own son. Need I say more?
Cruella de Vil is a fictional character who appeared in Dodie Smith's 1956 novel The Hundred and One Dalmatians, Disney's animated film adaptations 101 Dalmatians and 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure, and Disney's live-action film adaptations 101 Dalmatians and 102 Dalmatians as the main... read more She only cares about money and fur coats. She chose a new coat over the lives of puppies. She would choose a coat over you as well.
Her son from Descendants would be an ideal partner though!
Scar is the main antagonist of Disney's 1994 animated feature film, The Lion King. He was the second son of Ahadi and Uru — who were, at one time, King and Queen of the Pride Lands — the younger brother of Mufasa, and the uncle of Simba. A master manipulator who killed his own brother and drove his nephew into exile. He also wiped away most of the life in the Pridelands. So, while he may be a great control freak and smart at times, he would be a bad partner.
Maleficent is the main antagonist of Disney's 1959 animated feature film Sleeping Beauty. An evil fairy, Maleficent is an incarnation of pure evil, and is responsible for all misfortune in King Stefan's kingdom. She was not invited to a party, and you know what happened that time. So if you leave her, good luck surviving.
She is evil and could threaten to kill me if she were real.
She wants to be the fairest of them all and would kill a young woman to reach her goal. She would do the same to you.
This Evil Queen, as her name implies, is evil and tried to murder Snow White. Enough said.
Prince Hans of the Southern Isles, also known as Hans Westergaard, is a fictional character from Walt Disney Animation Studios' 53rd animated film, Frozen. To anyone who thought of this, just let it go. Move on.
He is lustful, hypocritical, and psychopathic. Not to mention, he tried to murder a baby and burned multiple buildings. He is not a good partner.
Kaa is not really a love interest since he is not human. He is an Indian python (Python molurus). However, he could make a good pet if you have a huge terrarium to fit him in.
You never know when he will hypnotize you and eat you. Not to mention that he seems to be capable of mind control.
Mother Gothel is the main antagonist of Disney's 2010 animated feature film, Tangled. She is a wicked crone who retained youth for hundreds of years through the healing properties of a magic, golden flower.
Chernabog is a Disney villain from the 1940s film Fantasia, and in his segment, "A Night on Bald Mountain". He is evil incarnate. A giant demon who plays with people and fire like puppets on strings.
He's a literal devil and is an evil dude. Not a good partner.
Gaston is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Pictures' 30th animated feature film Beauty and the Beast. He's seriously narcissistic and arrogant.
He reminds me of a Trump supporter with anger issues.
Sid Phillips is a fictional character in the Toy Story franchise. He serves as the primary antagonist of the original Toy Story film.
Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear ("Lotso" for short) is the main antagonist of Toy Story 3. He takes over Sunny Side Day Care and makes all the other toys work for him. I liked him, then he turned out to be bad, so, no dice.
I'd honestly rather date the Sykes from Shark Tale.
He locked a man and then the man's daughter in a castle.
Zira was a female lion and the leader of the Outsiders. She was the mother of Kovu, Nuka, and Vitani.
After Scar became the king of Pride Rock, he chose Zira's son, Kovu, to be his heir and protégé. She is my favorite villain, but isn't she already in love with Scar?
Princess Ariel is a fictional character and the title character of Walt Disney Pictures' 28th animated film The Little Mermaid.
