Top 10 Disney Characters Who Would Make Terrible Romantic Partners in Real Life

I don't know how I came up with this. Don't judge me. Also, you'll notice a lot of villains. That's because Disney's protagonists are very nice to the romantic partners they inevitably find.

The Top Ten

1 Judge Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

He's lustful, hypocritic, and psychopathic. Not to mention that he tried to murder a baby and burned multiple buildings. He's not a good partner. - Cyri

But he was voiced by Tony Jay. His voice is all kinds of eloquence. - girlcool

He deserves... Hellfire.

Puns! - Cyri

2 Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmatians) Cruella de Vil is a fictional character who appeared in Dodie Smith's 1956 novel The Hundred and One Dalmatians, Disney's animated film adaptations 101 Dalmatians and 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure, and Disney's live-action film adaptations 101 Dalmatians and 102 Dalmatians as the main ...read more.

Her son from Descendants would be an ideal partner though!

She will be a good one for Lil Pump - TriggerTrashKid

She only cares about money and fur coats. She chose a new coat over the lives of PUPPIES. She'd choose a coat over you as well. - Cyri

Yeah she's awful

3 Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

Umm no. She'd make an amazing life partner. She's sweet. - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

She wasn't invited to a party, and you know what happened that time. So if you leave her, good luck surviving. - Cyri

Leave her and your F-K'd. - egnomac

4 Chernabog (Fantasia) Chernabog is a Disney villain from the 1940s film Fantasia, and in his segment, "A Night on Bald Mountain".

He's evil incarnate. A giant demon who plays with people and fire like puppets on strings. - Cyri

5 Buck Cluck (Chicken Little)

He hates his own son. Need I say more? - Cyri

How he even got laid in the first place is beyond me.

6 Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

No no no. She would make an amazing wife. She's beautiful. ❤ - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

She wants to be the fairest of them all and kill a young woman to reach her goal. She'd do the same to you. - Cyri

7 Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) Gaston is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Pictures' 30th animated feature film Beauty and the Beast.

Yuck no. He's ugly and stupid. - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

Sexist, arrogant, full of himself, and downright rude. Need I say more? - IceFoxPlayz

He's seriously narcissistic and arrogant. - Cyri

8 Scar (Lion King) Scar is the main antagonist of Disney's 1994 animated feature film, The Lion King. He was the second son of Ahadi and Uru — who were, at one time, King and Queen of the Pride Lands — the younger brother of Mufasa, and the uncle of Simba.

Well he's a lion so he wouldn't be a love interest but he would make a good pet ❤ - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

A master manipulator who killed his own brother, which drove his nephew into exile. He also wiped away most of the life in the pridelands. So, great control freak and smart (at times), but bad partner. - Cyri

9 Kaa (The Jungle Book)

You never know when he'll hypnotize you and eat you. Not to mention that he seems to be capable of mind control. - Cyri

10 Prince Hans (Frozen) Prince Hans of the Southern Isles, also known as Hans Westergaard, is a fictional character from Walt Disney Animation Studios' 53rd animated film, Frozen.

I love Hans. He would make an amazing love interest he's so adorable ❤ - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

To anyone who thought of this, just let it go. Move on. - Cyri

The Contenders

11 Amos Slade (The Fox and the Hound)

Ewww gross he's disgusting. - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

12 Bill Sykes (Oliver & Company)
13 Ernesto de la Cruz (Coco)

We're including Pixar now, I guess. - Cyri

14 Mother Gothel (Tangled) Mother Gothel is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Pictures' 50th animated feature film Tangled.
15 The Beast (Beauty and the Beast)

The Beast is sweet. He's a good life partner. - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

He locked a man and then the man's daughter in a castle. - Cyri

16 Zira (The Lion King II: Simba's Pride)

She's my favorite villain but isn't she already fell in love with Scar? - ArcticWolf

17 Man (Bambi)
18 Sid Phillips (Toy Story)

He is a child. - Cyri

19 Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)

She looks insane. - Cyri

20 Ursula (The Little Mermaid) Ursula is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Pictures' 28th animated feature film The Little Mermaid.

God save the poor unfortunate souls who try to get together with her. - Cyri

21 Doctor Facilier (The Princess and the Frog)
22 Ariel (The Little Mermaid) Princess Ariel is a fictional character and the title character of Walt Disney Pictures' 28th animated film The Little Mermaid.

No. She's an amazing life partner. - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

She is beautiful though. - TriggerTrashKid

23 Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) Captain Jack Sparrow, played by Johnny Depp, is a fictional character and the main protagonist in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series. He is a pirate in the film series.

No. He's a perfect life partner. Fun and adventurous. - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

Definitely. - Cyri

24 Pinocchio (Pinocchio)

That would likely lead to trust issues - Randomator

25 Thunderclap (The Good Dinosaur)
26 Edgar Balthazar (The Aristocats)
27 Elsa (Frozen) Queen Elsa of Arendelle is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Animation Studios' 53rd animated film Frozen.

Better than all these guys. At least she cared about what she did. - Cyri

No. She's a perfect partner for life. - AngelOfTheSkyStarsMoon

Um, what? Why is she on here? - girlcool

28 The Duke of Weselton (Frozen)
29 Percival C. McLeach (The Rescuers Down Under)
30 The Ringmaster (Dumbo)
31 Aunt Sarah (Lady and the Tramp)
32 Buster (Lady and the Tramp II: Scamps Adventure)
33 Morgana (The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea)
34 Marina del Rey (The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning)
35 Shere Khan (The Jungle Book)
36 Gilbert Sipes (Gordy)
37 Chef Skinner (Ratatouille)
38 Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)
39 Lotso Huggin' Bear (Toy Story 3)

A psychopathic toy dictator. - Cyri

40 Charles Muntz (Up)

Creepy old guy with dogs. - Cyri

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