Top Ten Most Disturbing Genuine Quotes from Semen-based Recipe Books
I've seen some of these things online. They are pretty disgusting.The Top Ten
1 Semen is not only nutritious; it also has a wonderful texture & amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex & dynamic, being inexpensive to produce & is commonly available in many, if not most homes & restaurants.
Thank you, Pos. I was wondering about the benefits of semen all day... Now, I'm about to see what I had for dinner!
2 If using freshly ejaculated semen let it melt before continuing.
3 Don't be afraid to use large amounts of semen since this intensifies the sauce's appeal.
4 Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen.
5 The semen sometimes takes some stirring to dissolve completely, but is worth the effort since semen lumps are not a stylish addition to this soothing drink.
Is that seriously the least of your worries?
6 Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient.
7 For more semen flavor use less garlic.
8 Like semen, caviar is also an acquired taste. If you have not yet tried and liked caviar on its own, the caviar-semen combination gets you begging for more.
9 Float the semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and makes a perfect finishing touch.
10 The subtle nuances of the semen in these crepes may be complemented by a dry cider.
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