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Haha! I love this one. It's REALLY funny when told by the amazing Tommy Cooper! - Britgirl
What, did s/he just drop dead in conversation? - PositronWildhawk
S/he can live up to the day before his/her 81st birthday. We don't have to hurry. - Kiteretsunu
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2. A patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
3. As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking. " "In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober "
2. A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
3. A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out. Patient: I wanna second opinion. Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.