Best Donald Trump Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 When he showed his face to the public, they said, "WHAT IS THAT?"
2 When he tells the world that he is Superman, they say, "Change your underwear then".
3 "I love cheese. Cheese should be a national food, so we can make America "grate" again
4 When he says that he is the nicest person on Earth, the world dies
5 What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay? The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
6 If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card
7 When he said that he is officially running for President, World War 3 began
8 Why does Donald Trump want to get rid of Black Friday? Because he's dreaming of an All White Christmas

Hmm...something similar was once said about Enoch Powell. It wasn't funny then either. - Britgirl

9 How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you? Cause you're the only one hair
10 What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again

The Contenders

11 How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin
12 Dr. Emmet Brown said, "You've got to go back to 1945, find Donald Trump's father and give him a condom!"
13 What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower? No way Hose A
14 When he said, "Women are so nasty", women filmed a video of him putting poop on his hair and published it on YouTube
15 What do you call the Michael Moore film about Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Joe Arpaio? Three Ami-egos
16 What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump? Snow White Supremacist
17 What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly? Hair Force One!
18 What do Donald Trump, Dale Earnhardt & Pink Floyd have in common? THE WALL
19 What's the scariest moment in Donald Trump's life? When he looks in the mirror.

Obviously the best.

20 Hi! I'm Donald Trump! My IQ? 1 of course!
21 He doesn't need a wall, Mexicans wouldn't want to go into his country with him as president
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1. "I love cheese. Cheese should be a national food, so we can make America "grate" again
2. If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card
3. How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you? Cause you're the only one hair
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