Most Douchebag Names

The Top Ten

Chad

I had a roommate named chad. He worked at a gym, told everybody he was better than everybody, did hella coke, and even took hormone supplements that made him grow bitch t*** which he then tried to pass for pecks. This is the type of guy that starts fights with smaller guys to make himself look more macho. In every sense of the word, Chad was a huge douche

You guys are very mean! My name happens to be Chad! HELLO!?!? KNOCK KNOCK ANYBODY HOME!?!?!

Every single one of these comments hit the nail on the head! I work with a Chad and I can't stand him! Always talking about how he is better then everyone, nobody is smart except for him, always making sexual comments about every single woman, bragging that he gets all kinds of girls all the time (he's married by the way! His poor wife! ). He constantly talks and thinks he's hilarious. The more I ignore him, the more he has to try and get my attention. He thinks everyone loves him but there is not one single person here that can stand him! He makes me hate coming to work everyday! Definition of a DOUCHEBAG!

There's this kid in our school named Noah and he has douchebag hair so we call him Chad.

Chads are self centered, narcissistic, somewhat sociopathic and have moderate to low intelligence. Chads see themselves as brilliant, funny, amicable ladies men. They think women should understand females are subservient to men. Chads think they are special among men. Chads believe they will make the next great discovery and become billionaires due to their innate business acumen. Chads get jealous, mean and have a hidden inferiority complex. Chads think they somehow deserve the adoration of multitudes of beautiful women and riches beyond avarice. In truth, Chads are usually below average at everything in life and are laughed at for their ignorant braggadocious behaviors. Chads don't usually see that everyone around them sees them for what they are - douche bags.

Brad

Brad is the name of every trust fund date rapist

He's the guy who tries to get your girlfriend to cheat on you. With him. While you're in the next room.

I've known a few Brads in my time. They were all douchey, sleazy or bullies.

I knew a brad one time and he tried to "hookup" as he called it and when I said no to him he told me I better because of I didn't then I wouldn't know what I was missing out on because he was the best of the best.

Trent

Worse than Richard. Trent reminds me of someone with a really expensive car that his dad got him.

A kid named trent liked to tell girls he thought they were ugly so he could lower their self esteem and get them to hook up with him

I know a Trent, and he just uses girls for there asses! And after he gets everything he wants from a girl he acts like the girl is such a whore!

I know a trent from middle school he was a big ass whole and a huge douchebag not only did he do drugs at the age of 12 but after all that he just used girls

Chris

Tried to get in my sisters pants, she pinned him to the floor till he begged for her to stop

Kris/Chris= major douche. I would know.. I married one.

This name is defiantly not the douchebag name. My sister is dating someone named Chris, and he is one of the most thoughtful, nicest, polite person I've ever met in my lifetime.

Chris- Derived from ancient celtic languages roughly translating to fat curly headed white guy who goes to prison for stealing his grandmothers crown vic then whilst in prison decides he wants to be a black man instead.

Brandon

I have met all these guys throughout my school years so far and I can confirm they are all horrible douche bags

If your names brendon your cool but Brandon's are douches. Can't believe what one letter can change

I know five Brandons. Four of them are horrible people and oblivious to it. While I must admit that I found them all likable at first, eventually they proved to be true douches.

I'm not being rude, but Brandon is a very plain name. I know a lot of people who have that name, and yeah it sounds like a douchey name.

Guy

It's like calling a dog 'dog' - who would subject their son to a name like that?!

Say what? Guy. "Yo what up guy, my name is Guy! How ya doing'" Seriously, do not have this name

This reminds me of "Guy Sensei" from Naruto

Really go over to some friends and say hi guys then guy will say hi thinking its him

Paul

My dad's name is Paul. He's really nice. I'm just saying, don't judge someone by their name. It can be really offensive to people with these names who are completely nice. Even if you have known someone who's a jerk with one of these names, not everyone is the same.

Paul plays defense like a douche. He also plays offense like a douche. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, he does everything like a douche.

Know a kid who's a douche named Paul he's a total smart ass and just an overall douche to others.

A Middle School Teacher that's A Complete Dick! Makes Fun Of The Students (Which He Even Makes Fun Of Them By Appearance Or Stereotype) And Is A Complete A-Hole! And Is The Worse Even Hits On A Female Teacher And Sits With Them At Lunch! He Also Is A Cheating Douchebag And Tries To Look Better Than Everybody Else And Will Someday Get His Ass Whoop By The Teachers Marine Husband And She Will Get Her Ass Whoop Litterly To For Dating Such A ScumBag That Doesn't Even Deserve To Be Who He Is!

Blake

Only 2 kinds of people are named Blake: a*holes and those who will become a*holes. While being an a*holes and a douchebag are not the same thing, they are very much related. A*holes cannot simply do nice things for others. Any nice act they perform will come off as douchebag behavior because it is self-serving.

Douche name on steroids, should be above Chad. The Blake I knew was charming but had a creepy 1000 yard stare in his eyes. He had a sense of humor that seemed edgy at first but after awhile you'd realize what it really was: his capacity for cruelty showing through. He knew what to say to seem like he was connecting, but really it was just a strategy to find your weak spots for the attacks later. Basically, he was a sociopath.

Ultimate doucher name... Could be a guy or a chick, and acts accordingly

I had a class with a boy named Blake. He was a mega douchebag. We had a class discussion on how different cultures view body hair, and his first comment was "I would never sleep with a girl a bush." Also, we could be talking about animals, and he would go on a rant about how weed doesn't hurt people. Regardless of the validity of his statement, something obviously screwed him up.

Brody

Brody is a common name of college douche bags, who get drunk every weekend with beer bongs and wear their hats backwards while using the word "bro" in every sentence.

Brody is a douche especially if his best friends name is Skyler.

It has Bro right in the name. If you name your kid this expect them to be put in the special ed class and get horrendous tattoos. Also don't be surprised when they get in trouble for grabbing with out permission.

I knew a Brody, he was in my Reception and Year 1 classes in primary school. He shat on the table.

Justin

my ex was called Justin, my best advice is to stay away from anyone with the same name, they tend to cheat on you and then moan at you for the littlest thing just to make them feel better about themselves. TOXIC

Whenever I imagine a Justin, I imagine a whiny, pampered brat who is a hypocrite and mama's boy.

We have one for a celebrity. Justin Bieber? Type in his name, and mostly you'll get "WHY JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS." Other than that, that's the only douche I know with that name. To be honest, I'm rooting for you guys, because nobody deserves a douche/sociopath/narcissist in their life. Be yourself as always, and kick his ass to North Korea if you know he's acting a little funny. Chances are he's a psycho with insecurities.

There was a douchebag called Justin in my old school.
This was way before anyone had ever heard of Justin Bieber.

The Contenders

Zack

Kind of the same vibes as Justin, maybe slightly more masculine.

Remember that episode of TAWOG where a personality called "Zack" tried to take over Gumball?

This should be so much higher because every zack I know is straight out of a frat house

Zack from Ghost Adventures. Wears shirts a size too small just to make his mediocre 'muscles' look bugger, wears those dumb ass hats which only actually look good on short, adorable girls (teenage, though), never lets anyone (Nick, Aaron) talk, and taunt the ghosts as if he were invincible! In my school, the typical Zack has 1 (or both) ears pierced, wears pants so low they show off his American Eagle boxers, and if they're white, they act black.

Mike

Mike thinks he knows EVERYTHING and is quick to let you know in a loud voice. What he lacks in intellect, he attempts to cover up with crude humor. Total douchebag.

I sit next to a Mike in class. He is a complete douche and I hate him. My BFF has a crush on him. He does look good, and is funny, but he is the worst. I hate the name Justin too, because he sits on the other side of me and is worse then Mike.

Mike is the douchebag who takes steroids, takes selfies of himself in the gym mirror, then refers to himself in third person all the time as 'your boy' or 'Iron Mike'.

My dad's name is Mike and boy is he rude. He just got a divorce and married someone else who is 29 years younger than him. During the wedding he promised to help me get my cow to the fair. It was like 2 weeks after (they were in Florida-they're flight was 2 days before the fair which means he could make it). But he was out with his wife. UGGHHH

Chaz

Any one seen Blades of Glory, Will Ferrell's character is called Chaz it's like a lazily spelt name

Frat guy douche. Four popped collars, cargo shorts, and boat shoes.

Chaz is that douche that invites you to his kegger that gets busted by his mom

If you're name is Chaz, that is like wearing a neon "punch me" sign

Kyle

Every guy named Kyle I have ever met (in 34 years across 4 western states) has been a douchebag, including my own brother. I think a persons name has some bearing on their overall personality growing up. So please.. When naming your children, think back and ask yourself, did I know someone with that name, and where they a douchebag, if there was even one yes to that question, pick a different name

I knew a Kyle from Maine who is a deaf furry who kept stalking and harassing a lot of women, including online. And of course he lies about it. He also stole ideas from people online and tried to make it his own. He then posted videos on YouTube claiming he was bullied by people, when the opposite happened. He was lying about harassing people, lying about being disrespectful and rude to people, and tried to use his disabilities as an excuse to say he can do whatever he likes. He also liked using the term "coon" a lot to describe a raccoon, even though one of those online chats had black people in it. Horrible person.

There was this guy named Kyle that I went to middle school with. He was a total douche then, and when I met him again at a high school reunion, I found out he's also racist and sexist now. He tried to claim that the Constitution supported slavery. So yeah, a douche.

My name is Kyle, and I'm a douchebag. Sounds like an AA meeting introduction.. But truth nonetheless.

Dimash

Seems alright to me

how

Huh?

Jeremy

I know a guy named Jeremy who goes around sleeping with girls, and then expects them to stay with him after he's broken them.

I know a douche that's named Jeremy. He walks around like he owns everyone when he's just a douche who's not talented funny or cool

Ex boyfriend named Jeremy, couldn't stop lying & cheating to save his life, he thinks he's the king but has a huge inferiority complex!

Thinks he's cool, barely graduates high school if that.

Kayman
Scott

My ex was an insecure, abusive, controlling, immature, condescending, hypocritical douchebag who was arrested over 4 times for the same thing, and never learned his lesson. Although my brother is a Scott and he's the best husband and brother anyone can ask for! Totally selfless, giving, and mature. Now my best friend started dating a Scott, and he's a total keeper. Mixed feelings on this name

I agree on this name, it's like they are destined to be a douche out the womb once given this name. Had a crush on a guy with this name and he put me through hell and treated me poorly. He was an arrogant, egotistical, selfish, ass. I told him that to his face and then had the nerve to call me crazy!

My name is Scott, sometimes I am a douche.

My (ex) friend is a Scott. Mega super douche!

Aiden

I only know one Aiden, and I don't like him. He keeps calling me, asking me "do you want to join my YouTube company? " I keep declining his calls, but the message doesn't seem to get across to him. When we do talk, he will often make sexual jokes and show images of porn on the call camera.

There is a dude in my grade with this name he is such a perv

Complete ass.Sits next to me in history. he's that douchebag child, typically the middle child in family of 3.He disappointment to his suburban mom.

Dick

The name speaks for itself.

I personally like da name. I think da mother of dis child was like damn he has a big dick (unlike most of yo boisss) so imma name him Dick...

Dick: My name is Richard Grayson, but all the kids in the orphanage call me Dick!
Batman: Well children can be cruel

Actually this is a nickname for people who are called Richard.

Charles

Oh my god he is a sore looser all the time and will always make bogus calls. Besides it sounds like you try to be fancy but aren't.

I knew a kid named Charles in school. He would always pick on me. He only stopped when I lost it and blew up in his face. The detention was worth it to knock him down a peg.

I know somebody named Charles... they're one of the nicest and kindest people I've ever met

Usually some posh loser trying to act like a hard man but failing miserably every time

Shawn

The only Shawn I ever met had a head the size of a watermelon and an ego to match.

So rude my dads name is Shawn and he’s the nicest person in the world he lets me do whatever I want so rude ugh

Looks like a creepy guy who lives in a van.

Shawn? More like Lawn!

Jake

I knew a Jake recently, and he was the worst person I ever met. I lost over $6,000 because he kept using the Victim Card on me by asking me for money and making up stories. And when I finally say No, he would continue asking me until I either cave or outright ignore him.

The penultimate mama's boy. Not accountable to anything, he's free to run amok while being given everything asked for, all 100% expected. Parents are merely an ATM, he winds up on Twitter in various states of inebriation. Lasts less than a month in college, will transfer at least 4 times by sophomore year before getting a job in father's 'landscape' business.

I knew a Jake who cheated on my best friend with her sister and neither of them realized it was the same person. They both ended up pregnant and Jake hasn't paid any child support for Alexa or Avery.

In my 6th/8th grade school, I knew a kid named Jake and he was the biggest douche ever,

Ceyden
Tad

First time I've seen this name and already I feel like puking... no offense to anyone named Tad

Three letters, three brain cells, Tad is the guy that gets a girl pregnant and then flees the country on a yacht for six years.

I knew a schoolteacher named Tad. He bragged about how he beat the fastest 12 year old at his school in a race.

I knew a Tad once in grade school, everyone made fun of his name. Why on earth would anybody name someone Tad? They're destined to be complete nerds.

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