Most Douchebag Names
The Top Ten
I had a roommate named chad. He worked at a gym, told everybody he was better than everybody, did hella coke, and even took hormone supplements that made him grow bitch t*** which he then tried to pass for pecks. This is the type of guy that starts fights with smaller guys to make himself look more macho. In every sense of the word, Chad was a huge douche
You guys are very mean! My name happens to be Chad! HELLO!?!? KNOCK KNOCK ANYBODY HOME!?!?! - --ChadBlake--
There's this kid in our school named Noah and he has douchebag hair so we call him Chad.
Chads are self centered, narcissistic, somewhat sociopathic and have moderate to low intelligence. Chads see themselves as brilliant, funny, amicable ladies men. They think women should understand females are subservient to men. Chads think they are special among men. Chads believe they will make the next great discovery and become billionaires due to their innate business acumen. Chads get jealous, mean and have a hidden inferiority complex. Chads think they somehow deserve the adoration of multitudes of beautiful women and riches beyond avarice. In truth, Chads are usually below average at everything in life and are laughed at for their ignorant braggadocious behaviors. Chads don't usually see that everyone around them sees them for what they are - douche bags.
I actually PREDICTED this item to be here. That's just how douche this name sounds. - Qryx
Brad is the name of every trust fund date rapist
I've known a few Brads in my time. They were all douchey, sleazy or bullies.
He's the guy who tries to get your girlfriend to cheat on you. With him. While you're in the next room.
I knew a brad one time and he tried to "hookup" as he called it and when I said no to him he told me I better because of I didn't then I wouldn't know what I was missing out on because he was the best of the best.
Worse than Richard. Trent reminds me of someone with a really expensive car that his dad got him.
A kid named trent liked to tell girls he thought they were ugly so he could lower their self esteem and get them to hook up with him
I know a Trent, and he just uses girls for there asses! And after he gets everything he wants from a girl he acts like the girl is such a whore!
I know a trent from middle school he was a big ass whole and a huge douchebag not only did he do drugs at the age of 12 but after all that he just used girls
Tried to get in my sisters pants, she pinned him to the floor till he begged for her to stop
Kris/Chris= major douche. I would know.. I married one.
This name is defiantly not the douchebag name. My sister is dating someone named Chris, and he is one of the most thoughtful, nicest, polite person I've ever met in my lifetime. - Luigibuscus
Chris- Derived from ancient celtic languages roughly translating to fat curly headed white guy who goes to prison for stealing his grandmothers crown vic then whilst in prison decides he wants to be a black man instead.
I have met all these guys throughout my school years so far and I can confirm they are all horrible douche bags
I know five Brandons. Four of them are horrible people and oblivious to it. While I must admit that I found them all likable at first, eventually they proved to be true douches.
I'm not being rude, but Brandon is a very plain name. I know a lot of people who have that name, and yeah it sounds like a douchey name. - Luckys
My sister dated a Brandon. Guy's a complete narcissistic psychopath.
It's like calling a dog 'dog' - who would subject their son to a name like that?!
Say what? Guy. "Yo what up guy, my name is Guy! How ya doing'" Seriously, do not have this name
This reminds me of "Guy Sensei" from Naruto
Me talking to a classmate named guy: hey guy what’s shaking
Guy: *his mind* I hate my name
Paul plays defense like a douche. He also plays offense like a douche. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, he does everything like a douche.
Know a kid who's a douche named Paul he's a total smart ass and just an overall douche to others.
A Middle School Teacher that's A Complete Dick! Makes Fun Of The Students (Which He Even Makes Fun Of Them By Appearance Or Stereotype) And Is A Complete A-Hole! And Is The Worse Even Hits On A Female Teacher And Sits With Them At Lunch! He Also Is A Cheating Douchebag And Tries To Look Better Than Everybody Else And Will Someday Get His Ass Whoop By The Teachers Marine Husband And She Will Get Her Ass Whoop Litterly To For Dating Such A ScumBag That Doesn't Even Deserve To Be Who He Is!
Not Paul McCartney though. I heard he was really nice. - 3DG20
Only 2 kinds of people are named Blake: a*holes and those who will become a*holes. While being an a*holes and a douchebag are not the same thing, they are very much related. A*holes cannot simply do nice things for others. Any nice act they perform will come off as douchebag behavior because it is self-serving.
Ultimate doucher name... Could be a guy or a chick, and acts accordingly
Even the sound of "B L A K E" sounds plain rude for some reason. It sounds like a real showoff douche who has a very punchable face
Douche name on steroids, should be above Chad. The Blake I knew was charming but had a creepy 1000 yard stare in his eyes. He had a sense of humor that seemed edgy at first but after awhile you'd realize what it really was: his capacity for cruelty showing through. He knew what to say to seem like he was connecting, but really it was just a strategy to find your weak spots for the attacks later. Basically, he was a sociopath. - violetcakes
Brody is a common name of college douche bags, who get drunk every weekend with beer bongs and wear their hats backwards while using the word "bro" in every sentence.
Brody is a douche especially if his best friends name is Skyler.
It has Bro right in the name. If you name your kid this expect them to be put in the special ed class and get horrendous tattoos. Also don't be surprised when they get in trouble for grabbing with out permission.
I knew a Brody, he was in my Reception and Year 1 classes in primary school. He shat on the table.
my ex was called Justin, my best advice is to stay away from anyone with the same name, they tend to cheat on you and then moan at you for the littlest thing just to make them feel better about themselves. TOXIC
Whenever I imagine a Justin, I imagine a whiny, pampered brat who is a hypocrite and mama's boy.
There was a douchebag called Justin in my old school.
This was way before anyone had ever heard of Justin Bieber.
We have one for a celebrity. Justin Bieber? Type in his name, and mostly you'll get "WHY JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS." Other than that, that's the only douche I know with that name. To be honest, I'm rooting for you guys, because nobody deserves a douche/sociopath/narcissist in their life. Be yourself as always, and kick his ass to North Korea if you know he's acting a little funny. Chances are he's a psycho with insecurities.
Mike thinks he knows EVERYTHING and is quick to let you know in a loud voice. What he lacks in intellect, he attempts to cover up with crude humor. Total douchebag.
I sit next to a Mike in class. He is a complete douche and I hate him. My BFF has a crush on him. He does look good, and is funny, but he is the worst. I hate the name Justin too, because he sits on the other side of me and is worse then Mike. - Cutiegirl123
Mike is the douchebag who takes steroids, takes selfies of himself in the gym mirror, then refers to himself in third person all the time as 'your boy' or 'Iron Mike'.
My dad's name is Mike and boy is he rude. He just got a divorce and married someone else who is 29 years younger than him. During the wedding he promised to help me get my cow to the fair. It was like 2 weeks after (they were in Florida-they're flight was 2 days before the fair which means he could make it). But he was out with his wife. UGGHHH
Kind of the same vibes as Justin, maybe slightly more masculine.
Remember that episode of TAWOG where a personality called "Zack" tried to take over Gumball?
This should be so much higher because every zack I know is straight out of a frat house
My crushes name is Zach and he is literally the most charming guy I know
Every guy named Kyle I have ever met (in 34 years across 4 western states) has been a douchebag, including my own brother. I think a persons name has some bearing on their overall personality growing up. So please.. When naming your children, think back and ask yourself, did I know someone with that name, and where they a douchebag, if there was even one yes to that question, pick a different name
I knew a Kyle from Maine who is a deaf furry who kept stalking and harassing a lot of women, including online. And of course he lies about it. He also stole ideas from people online and tried to make it his own. He then posted videos on YouTube claiming he was bullied by people, when the opposite happened. He was lying about harassing people, lying about being disrespectful and rude to people, and tried to use his disabilities as an excuse to say he can do whatever he likes. He also liked using the term "coon" a lot to describe a raccoon, even though one of those online chats had black people in it. Horrible person.
There was this guy named Kyle that I went to middle school with. He was a total douche then, and when I met him again at a high school reunion, I found out he's also racist and sexist now. He tried to claim that the Constitution supported slavery. So yeah, a douche.
My name is Kyle, and I'm a douchebag. Sounds like an AA meeting introduction.. But truth nonetheless.
Chaz is that douche that invites you to his kegger that gets busted by his mom
If you're name is Chaz, that is like wearing a neon "punch me" sign
Chaz is the guy who will do anything to hide his rare form of young adult erectile dysfunction. Such as purchase a 12" lift kit for his Dodge Durango along with a "Merica" bumper sticker.
Pink polos, popped collars.
Seems alright to me
how - Luckys
I know a guy named Jeremy who goes around sleeping with girls, and then expects them to stay with him after he's broken them.
I know a douche that's named Jeremy. He walks around like he owns everyone when he's just a douche who's not talented funny or cool
Ex boyfriend named Jeremy, couldn't stop lying & cheating to save his life, he thinks he's the king but has a huge inferiority complex!
Thinks he's cool, barely graduates high school if that.
My ex was an insecure, abusive, controlling, immature, condescending, hypocritical douchebag who was arrested over 4 times for the same thing, and never learned his lesson. Although my brother is a Scott and he's the best husband and brother anyone can ask for! Totally selfless, giving, and mature. Now my best friend started dating a Scott, and he's a total keeper. Mixed feelings on this name
I agree on this name, it's like they are destined to be a douche out the womb once given this name. Had a crush on a guy with this name and he put me through hell and treated me poorly. He was an arrogant, egotistical, selfish, ass. I told him that to his face and then had the nerve to call me crazy!
My name is Scott, sometimes I am a douche.
My (ex) friend is a Scott. Mega super douche!
I only know one Aiden, and I don't like him. He keeps calling me, asking me "do you want to join my YouTube company? " I keep declining his calls, but the message doesn't seem to get across to him. When we do talk, he will often make sexual jokes and show images of porn on the call camera.
There is a dude in my grade with this name he is such a perv - Ynot
Complete ass.Sits next to me in history. he's that douchebag child, typically the middle child in family of 3.He disappointment to his suburban mom.
The name speaks for itself.
Dick: My name is Richard Grayson, but all the kids in the orphanage call me Dick!
Batman: Well children can be cruel
My name is so cool alright! You beta males cannot make fun of me! I am Dick! Big Dick!
Actually this is a nickname for people who are called Richard.
I know somebody named Charles... they're one of the nicest and kindest people I've ever met
Oh my god he is a sore looser all the time and will always make bogus calls. Besides it sounds like you try to be fancy but aren't.
I knew a kid named Charles in school. He would always pick on me. He only stopped when I lost it and blew up in his face. The detention was worth it to knock him down a peg.
Usually some posh loser trying to act like a hard man but failing miserably every time
The only Shawn I ever met had a head the size of a watermelon and an ego to match.
So rude my dads name is Shawn and he’s the nicest person in the world he lets me do whatever I want so rude ugh
Looks like a creepy guy who lives in a van.
Shawn? More like Lawn!
In my 6th/8th grade school, I knew a kid named Jake and he was the biggest douche ever, - PhoenixAura81
I knew a Jake recently, and he was the worst person I ever met. I lost over $6,000 because he kept using the Victim Card on me by asking me for money and making up stories. And when I finally say No, he would continue asking me until I either cave or outright ignore him.
The penultimate mama's boy. Not accountable to anything, he's free to run amok while being given everything asked for, all 100% expected. Parents are merely an ATM, he winds up on Twitter in various states of inebriation. Lasts less than a month in college, will transfer at least 4 times by sophomore year before getting a job in father's 'landscape' business.
I knew a Jake who cheated on my best friend with her sister and neither of them realized it was the same person. They both ended up pregnant and Jake hasn't paid any child support for Alexa or Avery.
I love the name Richard. It's a classy name. But I don't like it shortened to Richie or God forbid, Dick.
He tries to spoil everything in Harry Potter for me or just anything I read. He is also a little egotistical prick who thinks he is nice but almost everyone knows he is not.
Usually the name of that deadbeat a-hole father who sits on the couch watching football all day, fat wearing a greasy tank top, yells at his wife and hits his kids.
How can you not hate a guy with the name Richard?
First time I've seen this name and already I feel like puking... no offense to anyone named Tad
Three letters, three brain cells, Tad is the guy that gets a girl pregnant and then flees the country on a yacht for six years.
I knew a schoolteacher named Tad. He bragged about how he beat the fastest 12 year old at his school in a race.
I knew a Tad once in grade school, everyone made fun of his name. Why on earth would anybody name someone Tad? They're destined to be complete nerds.
If Family Guy is to be believed, Keith is "the most unattractive name in the universe. " I agree.
Often a small man, usually a drinker, who slurs. "Keef" is a reacher, and let's everybody know it.
Keith is such a hideous name
A lot of Keith's I've known have been okay. The name is a little unusual, though.
Gabe is a great guy who always looks out for others and does his upmost to promote well-being in his community.
My name is Gabe. I guess I'm a douchebag.
I know a guy named Gabe he's kinda a self righteous ass hole yeah douche.
My cousin s name is gabe... I'm seriously considering being his girlfriend! He's so handsome.
Naming a kid Brayden is definitely worse than genocide
Gary is the best name ever but it is kinda douchey but one of my best friends is gary and GARY THE SNAIL
Gary created what is now known as finesse
Gary/Garry. Lame name.
Garys' are awesome
Kevin was this kid who's parents were millionaires and would always buy him nice things, then he'd bully poor kids who were smaller than him "because he can."
My name is Kevin I can either be an ass or kind as a cinnamon roll, it all depends on bow you treat me.
Kevin is either a nice soft kid, or an ass. I've got an uncle Kevin. He hasn't eaten a vegetable as long as he's lived and he's alcoholic. He refused to change his diet and now he's blind from diabetes
Does not take responsibility for his own actions, blame shifts, lies, and attempts to always come across as innocent, even if all evidence says otherwise. Doesn't own up to anything. Very predictable, boring, and low testosterone. Is self-conflicting and very indecisive. Stuck in own ways, sloppy, tired all of the time, and old.
Even worse than jaiden.
Crazy, hippie guy who refused to shower.
That's my name I am not a douchbag! Adouchbag that I know is gabe he is mean to pepole and he is very rasict and he attackted me for no reson and he hates my best friend and calls him a jerk when he is very nice to pepole one day me and my friend will get revenge! - WWEfanJayden
There's this boy called Ryan who I went to primary school with and I'm still in all his classes at High School. He's a total douche. He wears tight jeans and sticks bananas down his boxers to make himself look cool. All the girls love him though. In fact, one of my best friends is completely wrapped around his finger. He always makes sexual jokes towards me and just because I don't respond he thinks it's okay to keep talking to me. And I'm friends with loads of the popular folk at my school, who are super nice and funny! He's just a complete douce! He's basically the male equivalent of Regina George.
Ex boyfriend who is in the military. I spent so much money and time on seeing him and supporting him, just to have him leave me because "having a girlfriend in the military is too difficult." Guess what? A month later he is with a girl who he told me was "just a friend and looks like a man."
Ryan is that ass hole you all hate but don't remember why until you spend 5 minutes in a room with him then you wanna get away from that annoying little piss ant.
My mom dated a guy named Ryan. He didn't tell her he was an alcoholic until they had moved in. He had two different ex-wives and a child with each. He cheated on my mom numerous times through a Facebook account. Grade A jerk.
Thinks he's cool by being a douchebag
John likes to john on sm4sh. enough said. - WarriorCatsHater
I know a Joseph he says he wants to clap random girls, he always moans in class and sex and porn is the only thing running through his head and small dick. But the other Joseph I know is pretty cute and nice and my boyfriend lmao. - schrutefarms
I know a douch named Joseph he calls himself Joe and walks around with his shirt off, ditches class with some gangster wannabe friends, they kill birds and stuff, he ditched school twice and slapped his grandma, he always forgets to do his homework, gets terrible grades, once he took a girl named Madison out in the town alone when he was 10, he always leaves his home to steal things and get in trouble, and he arrives at least 4 minutes late to each class we are 11 currently.
A lot of guys I know are named Joe and they call themselves "Joe Power"... So done with them. Ugh, they need to not be such douchenozzles. Please and thanks
All the josephs I know are actually super cool and super hot. This one Joseph I know gets all the sexy ladies at my school.
Ok, let's be real... Who's named Josh and ISN'T a complete dick to everyone?
I know a good number of guys named Josh. Call them "Joshua" on accident and they become infuriated. They tell people how they were severely bullied for having the name "Joshua", so they so they shorten it to Josh. They even love to tell girls how ugly they are for no reason.
My stepdads name is Josh and to be honest he's always in my business and he literally can watch what I'm doing on my phone rn so that's why I'm here
I have a cousin named Josh who got discharged from the Marines (pretty sure but not 100%) and he is a total a-hole. Used to harass and bully me at family reunions when I was about 10 and he was 24. And he still does!
Roger is a good name.
Roger is the name of the father of my children
Roger Taylor (Queen. Not Duran Duran)? No...? - Misfire
Zayden. Oh zayden.
Someone who compares his dick to his truck and still thinks the truck is smaller.
The guy who wears Hollister and thinks he's ultra tough and better than everyone
The guy who thinks he's big and bad wearing hollister and Abercrombie
I know someone named devin but he is not a douche he is a nerd
That's the name of the guy who wants to take away net neutrality.
King douche for sure.
Self explanatory - 445956
Funny as heck
It's my name, I'm a douchebag.
Michael is tall white guy who thinks he's big and participates in karate. Michael steals little things like gum from the dollar stir or dollar tree because he's nothing better to do.
I dated a guy named Michael and he literally couldn't stop lying to my face and cheating behind my back. He hella used me too so
Michael Jackson is innocent
I know a Tom who flirts with every female organism on the planet, and some of the male ones too
Tom's such a generic name, it symbolises how lively and exciting the owner is
I married a tom, he was such an ass and he flirted with every girl on the block.
I hate that guy
Had an ex with this name he ended up being a coke head and alcoholic. Also liked to push girls around. When this came to light and he was dumped he then became a stalker.
I know two Kenneth and Ken that have made my life 1000% worse. Can't stand them and their major controlling ass holes
Sorry I disagree I have a huge crush on some one name Kenneth
All Kens or Kenneths I know IRL are douchebags.
He sounds like a pervert who takes pictures of girls changing through their window, and randomly has guns in his vents. - Luckys
I got a friend who name was Tyler and he is the most douchebag and a bad friend what he did, first try to tell about but fail, then he make me eat a pizza with ketchup in front of all school, and mocking me like he does no me after all I did for him but now he thinks he's so cool just because he got a skateboard and he can hack porn video for his friends and leave me behind his shadow like I don't exist. That why I hate Tyler
Just a complete ass and a hypocrite, he usually makes jokes that he only laughs at, acts like he's the most popular kid at school, when really no one gives a damn that he even exists and he can't to the hint that no one even likes him.
I had to vote for this just because my name is Tyler.
Pathetic stupid misspelled narcissistic feeble douchebag name - agreed!
To the guy who said he's the worst in history just below hitler, well. You need to read a history book
This name should only be reserved for absolute winners who dominate any and all aspects of life in effortless fashion while collaterally making everything better around them. In fact, now that I think about it, Trump is probably the English translation for Jesus Christ.
Ha first of all trump HATES Mexicans which is resist and doushy second of all his spray tan ha hilarious and third his hair like if your going to dye it at least make it look good with all the money he has and it most his name most definitely does NOT translate to Jesus Christ it
Should be synonymous with "I just barfed in my mouth and it tasted like Cheetos"
My previous manager was named Brian. He was such a douche that he pretended to be on the phone when customers were near him and would say "hey stupid" real loud while looking at customers and pretending to be on the phone. One huge disgusting looking Douchebag.
Almost everyone named "Brian" or "Bryan" that I've met or spoken to has been a massive douche. My history teacher in 10th grade was named Brian, and he was rude and unprofessional. And it's all downhill from there.
Brian from family guy
This guy bryan I know has been with so many girls and cheats on almost all of them but gets mad when another girl cheats on him. He lies all the time and is so hypocritical.
Mega douchebag. He tries to get with every girl, but once the girl agrees to go on a date with him, he runs away like a scared child.
I have a "friend" named Matt, he thinks he has a chance with a bunch of girls at school. He doesn't because he is a perverted, creepy, hypocritical douchebag.
My first long-term relationship was with a Matt. Total waste of a year and a half...
Douchey, egotistical, and a huge man slut.
I have dated a boy named matt he was all talk and fake. Tried to get with my friends and dumped me after 1 month he is the biggest douche bag there is.
I have a guy in my class named Caleb and he's funny and likes memes.
Guys named Caleb or Kaleb either tends to be edge lords who think they are better than everyone and total bullies. Yes, they pretend to be sensitive and caring, but they just use women for sex and ditches them. Even worse, they blame the women saying he was "catfished" or "used" by then, when they actually abuse the women and mess with their heads.
A Caleb/Kaleb always bullied me, like when I'm having a bad day he insults me and makes fun of me in public, even stalking me online by messaging me and just yelling at me, blaming me for his relationship issues with the girl he abused, and even three years after the incident, he decides to message me one day to send threatening messages. THREE YEARS AFTER. Then he goes to his friends to bad mouth the woman he used for sex.
If you wonder why I couldn't ignore him, he kept changing his account, so putting on him ignore didn't work.
Stay away from Caleb/Kalebs. They are some of the worst people you will ever meet.
Not true. That's my brother's name, and he's a great guy. Who the hell put this on the list? Maybe you're a douchebag!
Calebs are the ones used by people named Mike, Zack or Chad to level up their self-esteem and self-worth by berating and walking all over them. Don't be a Caleb. And if you are one, stay vigilant and stoic (to a fault)
Completely awful name of a completely awful human. - 445956
I know like 17 Jagats and they? re all horrible