Most Douchebag Names

The Top Ten

1 Chad

I had a roommate named chad. He worked at a gym, told everybody he was better than everybody, did hella coke, and even took hormone supplements that made him grow bitch t*** which he then tried to pass for pecks. This is the type of guy that starts fights with smaller guys to make himself look more macho. In every sense of the word, Chad was a huge douche

Every single one of these comments hit the nail on the head! I work with a Chad and I can't stand him! Always talking about how he is better then everyone, nobody is smart except for him, always making sexual comments about every single woman, bragging that he gets all kinds of girls all the time (he's married by the way! His poor wife! ). He constantly talks and thinks he's hilarious. The more I ignore him, the more he has to try and get my attention. He thinks everyone loves him but there is not one single person here that can stand him! He makes me hate coming to work everyday! Definition of a DOUCHEBAG!

I know a douchebag named Chad, he is the biggest douchebag in the world.
He walks around with his shirt off, and at the gym he shows off to women

I thought Chad was a fish...what?

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2 Chris

Kris/Chris= major douche. I would know.. I married one.

Chris- Derived from ancient celtic languages roughly translating to fat curly headed white guy who goes to prison for stealing his grandmothers crown vic then whilst in prison decides he wants to be a black man instead.

This name is defiantly not the douchebag name. My sister is dating someone named Chris, and he is one of the most thoughtful, nicest, polite person I've ever met in my lifetime. - Luigibuscus

Narcissist psycho who dedicates his life to ruin others lives and get attention at any cost.

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3 Trent

Worse than Richard. Trent reminds me of someone with a really expensive car that his dad got him.

A kid named trent liked to tell girls he thought they were ugly so he could lower their self esteem and get them to hook up with him

I know a Trent, and he just uses girls for there asses! And after he gets everything he wants from a girl he acts like the girl is such a whore!

My name is trent... yeah I'm a douche

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4 Brad

Brad is the name of every trust fund date rapist

He's the guy who tries to get your girlfriend to cheat on you. With him. While you're in the next room.

I knew a brad one time and he tried to "hookup" as he called it and when I said no to him he told me I better because of I didn't then I wouldn't know what I was missing out on because he was the best of the best.

Douche - WinchesterGirl26

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5 Guy

It's like calling a dog 'dog' - who would subject their son to a name like that?!

Say what? Guy. "Yo what up guy, my name is Guy! How ya doing'" Seriously, do not have this name

Really go over to some friends and say hi guys then guy will say hi thinking its him

Guy Fawkes is all I can think of

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6 Brandon

If your names brendon your cool but Brandon's are douches. Can't believe what one letter can change

I know to people with this name and they are both incredibly obnoxious and vile.

The biggest douche I ever met was named Brandon Redman.

I used to date a Brandon. He called me a slut and we broke up, four months later he wants to get back together. Desperate douche bag.

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7 Kyle

Every guy named Kyle I have ever met (in 34 years across 4 western states) has been a douchebag, including my own brother. I think a persons name has some bearing on their overall personality growing up. So please.. When naming your children, think back and ask yourself, did I know someone with that name, and where they a douchebag, if there was even one yes to that question, pick a different name

I knew a Kyle from Maine who is a deaf furry who kept stalking and harassing a lot of women, including online. And of course he lies about it. He also stole ideas from people online and tried to make it his own. He then posted videos on YouTube claiming he was bullied by people, when the opposite happened. He was lying about harassing people, lying about being disrespectful and rude to people, and tried to use his disabilities as an excuse to say he can do whatever he likes. He also liked using the term "coon" a lot to describe a raccoon, even though one of those online chats had black people in it. Horrible person.

There was this guy named Kyle that I went to middle school with. He was a total douche then, and when I met him again at a high school reunion, I found out he's also racist and sexist now. He tried to claim that the Constitution supported slavery. So yeah, a douche.

The two kyles I've met have been terrible. One was hella into drugs and dated my best friend. And the other is a low life bum going nowhere with his life. Also is sexist, domestically violent, and rascist.

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8 Paul

Paul plays defense like a douche. He also plays offense like a douche. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, he does everything like a douche.

Know a kid who's a douche named Paul he's a total smart ass and just an overall douche to others.

A Middle School Teacher that's A Complete Dick! Makes Fun Of The Students (Which He Even Makes Fun Of Them By Appearance Or Stereotype) And Is A Complete A-Hole! And Is The Worse Even Hits On A Female Teacher And Sits With Them At Lunch! He Also Is A Cheating Douchebag And Tries To Look Better Than Everybody Else And Will Someday Get His Ass Whoop By The Teachers Marine Husband And She Will Get Her Ass Whoop Litterly To For Dating Such A ScumBag That Doesn't Even Deserve To Be Who He Is!

I went to school with a kid named Paul. He would always call people by their stereotypes. I wore black ONE day and he called me "The Oh-So Depressed Goth Girl" for ten years.

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9 Kevin

Kevin is either a nice soft kid, or an ass. I've got an uncle Kevin. He hasn't eaten a vegetable as long as he's lived and he's alcoholic. He refused to change his diet and now he's blind from diabetes

Does not take responsibility for his own actions, blame shifts, lies, and attempts to always come across as innocent, even if all evidence says otherwise. Doesn't own up to anything. Very predictable, boring, and low testosterone. Is self-conflicting and very indecisive. Stuck in own ways, sloppy, tired all of the time, and old.

A friend of mine name is kevin and he is a total ass he takes crap as if it was his

Kevin is the kinda guy that is just always loud and the kinda guy who would go around telling jokes that died years ago.

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10 Blake

Only 2 kinds of people are named Blake: a*holes and those who will become a*holes. While being an a*holes and a douchebag are not the same thing, they are very much related. A*holes cannot simply do nice things for others. Any nice act they perform will come off as douchebag behavior because it is self-serving.

Douche name on steroids, should be above Chad. The Blake I knew was charming but had a creepy 1000 yard stare in his eyes. He had a sense of humor that seemed edgy at first but after awhile you'd realize what it really was: his capacity for cruelty showing through. He knew what to say to seem like he was connecting, but really it was just a strategy to find your weak spots for the attacks later. Basically, he was a sociopath. - violetcakes

I had a class with a boy named Blake. He was a mega douchebag. We had a class discussion on how different cultures view body hair, and his first comment was "I would never sleep with a girl a bush." Also, we could be talking about animals, and he would go on a rant about how weed doesn't hurt people. Regardless of the validity of his statement, something obviously screwed him up.

Fell in love with a boy named Blake. He knew for four years and treated me badly. Now he's with another girl and refuses to talk to me. I wish I had never met him.

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The Newcomers

? Grace

Every grace that I have ever met has been either a major witch or a really big douche - Uncapher4

The Contenders

11 Brody

Brody is a common name of college douche bags, who get drunk every weekend with beer bongs and wear their hats backwards while using the word "bro" in every sentence.

Brody is a douche especially if his best friends name is Skyler.

It has Bro right in the name. If you name your kid this expect them to be put in the special ed class and get horrendous tattoos. Also don't be surprised when they get in trouble for grabbing with out permission.

Sup bra

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12 Mike

Mike thinks he knows EVERYTHING and is quick to let you know in a loud voice. What he lacks in intellect, he attempts to cover up with crude humor. Total douchebag.

I sit next to a Mike in class. He is a complete douche and I hate him. My BFF has a crush on him. He does look good, and is funny, but he is the worst. I hate the name Justin too, because he sits on the other side of me and is worse then Mike. - Cutiegirl123

Mike is the douchebag who takes steroids, takes selfies of himself in the gym mirror, then refers to himself in third person all the time as 'your boy' or 'Iron Mike'.

Real douchbag name

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13 Ryan

Ex boyfriend who is in the military. I spent so much money and time on seeing him and supporting him, just to have him leave me because "having a girlfriend in the military is too difficult." Guess what? A month later he is with a girl who he told me was "just a friend and looks like a man."

Ryan is that ass hole you all hate but don't remember why until you spend 5 minutes in a room with him then you wanna get away from that annoying little piss ant.

My mom dated a guy named Ryan. He didn't tell her he was an alcoholic until they had moved in. He had two different ex-wives and a child with each. He cheated on my mom numerous times through a Facebook account. Grade A jerk.

i hate him

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14 Justin

We have one for a celebrity. Justin Bieber? Type in his name, and mostly you'll get "WHY JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS." Other than that, that's the only douche I know with that name. To be honest, I'm rooting for you guys, because nobody deserves a douche/sociopath/narcissist in their life. Be yourself as always, and kick his ass to North Korea if you know he's acting a little funny. Chances are he's a psycho with insecurities.

I know someone named Justin. Total douchebag. He wears the uniform: sleeveless basketball Jersey, gym shorts, and really expensive shoes. Also, every famous person named Justin is a douchebag.

Justin was the greatest narcissistic and manipulative douche I've ever encountered in my whole life. He was an emotionally abusive scumbag. He also cheated. I got the hell out of there. Worst "relationship" of my life.

Simply I will say. Justin Beiber! Thank you for reading, and I hope you understand this...

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15 Chaz

Chaz is that douche that invites you to his kegger that gets busted by his mom

Chaz is the guy who will do anything to hide his rare form of young adult erectile dysfunction. Such as purchase a 12" lift kit for his Dodge Durango along with a "Merica" bumper sticker.

Pink polos, popped collars.

Chaz is a white skater jerk from Utah who thinks he's hot crap.

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16 Jeremy

I know a douche that's named Jeremy. He walks around like he owns everyone when he's just a douche who's not talented funny or cool

Ex boyfriend named Jeremy, couldn't stop lying & cheating to save his life, he thinks he's the king but has a huge inferiority complex!

Thinks he's cool, barely graduates high school if that.

You ever seen Be More Chill? calls his best friend of 12 years a loser. Pretty douchebaggy

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17 Dick

The name speaks for itself.

It's like naming their daughter v**ina! Why would a parent name their child their privates?!

Actually this is a nickname for people who are called Richard.

Need we say no more? - naFrovivuS

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18 Scott

My ex was an insecure, abusive, controlling, immature, condescending, hypocritical douchebag who was arrested over 4 times for the same thing, and never learned his lesson. Although my brother is a Scott and he's the best husband and brother anyone can ask for! Totally selfless, giving, and mature. Now my best friend started dating a Scott, and he's a total keeper. Mixed feelings on this name

I agree on this name, it's like they are destined to be a douche out the womb once given this name. Had a crush on a guy with this name and he put me through hell and treated me poorly. He was an arrogant, egotistical, selfish, ass. I told him that to his face and then had the nerve to call me crazy!

My name is Scott, sometimes I am a douche.

Married one and super abusive emotionally and physically.. super cold and controlling finds it amusing to hurt people.

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19 Tad

First time I've seen this name and already I feel like puking... no offense to anyone named Tad

Three letters, three brain cells, Tad is the guy that gets a girl pregnant and then flees the country on a yacht for six years.

I knew a schoolteacher named Tad. He bragged about how he beat the fastest 12 year old at his school in a race.

Chances are if you are named Tad, you are a big time jabroni

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20 Charles

Oh my god he is a sore looser all the time and will always make bogus calls. Besides it sounds like you try to be fancy but aren't.

I knew a kid named Charles in school. He would always pick on me. He only stopped when I lost it and blew up in his face. The detention was worth it to knock him down a peg.

Usually some posh loser trying to act like a hard man but failing miserably every time

Thinks golf is cool.

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