Most Douchebag Names
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Not so much a Force of Nature but really a Natural Disaster. If Britneys were trains, every one of them would be derailed with the familiar Emergency Alert System warning beeping away on your T.V. telling you to evacuate the city.
If douche bag was in the dictionary, Larry would be one of the words to use instead
He's Larry from impractical jokers never there like my father
Larry sounds douchebaggish! I mean, their real name is Lawrence. Come on, if that isn't douche bag enough, I don't know.V 2 Comments
Max is a Pepsi-drinking / Pop-tart-eating / X-Box-playing nuclear disaster who insists on wearing Authentic sports Jerseys and wearing the most expensive sneakers, even though he has NOT ONE athletic bone in his soft, harp-seal-like body. Max will drain his parents bank accounts in post-secondary educational pursuits like 'game-design', 'programming', graphic arts, and the like.
Explodes fish in the microwave. Hands out miniature vegetables. IMs naked pictures to coworkers. Thinks the boss' wife is hott.
Makes a twitch account streams a video of himself naked,kissing girls,gamingmand drawingmon himself with Markers (this is a real guy,total douche)V 1 Comment
Big Husky kid, but sick a lot. Grows wide in his teens, but never reaches the height he dreamed of. Played basketball until the other kids surpassed him, around 9th grade. Becomes a sports commentator and NFL draft 'expert' on his own blog.V 1 Comment
Seriously? Someone named their kid that?V 2 Comments
He told me to shut up
Cole got all the toys he ever wanted from his 'never-around' dad. Gets bailed out a lot. Stuggles in school, but knows there's a job waiting for him at dad's work. Usually the guy who sells weed to dad's employees, always to compensate for the fact all his co-workers really hate him, and dad continues to ignore him.
Cole is a fan of Yankees baseball, Cowboys football, Lakers basketball, Notre Dame college football, Duke college basketball and has posters of Christiano Reynaldo in his room. Cole spells his name B-A-N-D-W-A-G-O-N.
He's a slay and he's a man so he's Slayman!V 1 Comment
Rory's dad is the coach of the team, that's why Rory gets ice time. The dad is a balding, middle-aged pus-gutted fellow who's neighbors with the Coach Director for the Hockey Association. Rory's dad is most likely named Rory, too. Stop the breeding, stop the Rory's.V 2 Comments
Little pervert who tries to touch girls assesV 2 Comments
Unless his last name is Butler, then he will be a douche.
We all know a douche bag stoner named Gerard
Gets beat up a lot as a youth, tells everyone he's "connected" and his uncles are going to "put a hit" on them if they don't knock it off. Says this to the wrong person, and winds up wishing he'd just moved to Chicago, where people can get by with that sort of thing.
Insist on having a friend go as Luigi (or, if his parents were sadistic enough to name his little brother that) every Halloween until he grows out of it. He will probably become a douche due to the most likely daily dose of "letsa-go", "where's peach/luigi? ", etc.
I saw a Luigi on this list earlier and I sure someone posting here had a Genesis is Saturn or a Dreamcast video game console.V 1 Comment
Stands for something like "Chip, Junior", so it's really a 2nd-generation nickname, thus increasing the douche-factor geometrically. Likely voted team captain not because of any ability (almost always none), but instead how much he can suck-up to coaches. Not respected by the team, he insists on their loyalty, even when he's on the bench (which is most of the time). Always the loudest and never the most-skilled.V 1 Comment
Nerdy little puke with Napoleon complex.
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