Most Douchebag Names

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261 Shelly
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263 Chance

Explodes fish in the microwave. Hands out miniature vegetables. IMs naked pictures to coworkers. Thinks the boss' wife is hott.

Makes a twitch account streams a video of himself naked,kissing girls,gamingmand drawingmon himself with Markers (this is a real guy,total douche)

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264 Allan

Big Husky kid, but sick a lot. Grows wide in his teens, but never reaches the height he dreamed of. Played basketball until the other kids surpassed him, around 9th grade. Becomes a sports commentator and NFL draft 'expert' on his own blog.

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265 Shooter

Seriously? Someone named their kid that?

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266 Patryk

He told me to shut up

267 Cole

Cole got all the toys he ever wanted from his 'never-around' dad. Gets bailed out a lot. Stuggles in school, but knows there's a job waiting for him at dad's work. Usually the guy who sells weed to dad's employees, always to compensate for the fact all his co-workers really hate him, and dad continues to ignore him.

Cole is a fan of Yankees baseball, Cowboys football, Lakers basketball, Notre Dame college football, Duke college basketball and has posters of Christiano Reynaldo in his room. Cole spells his name B-A-N-D-W-A-G-O-N.

268 Slayman

He's a slay and he's a man so he's Slayman!

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269 Ismail
270 Rory

Rory's dad is the coach of the team, that's why Rory gets ice time. The dad is a balding, middle-aged pus-gutted fellow who's neighbors with the Coach Director for the Hockey Association. Rory's dad is most likely named Rory, too. Stop the breeding, stop the Rory's.

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271 Luke

To the parents, Luke is up for Sainthood. To the kids, he's the instigator, and usually comes away from drug busts squeaky clean.

I knew a Luke. He is an old man already, but still cunning like a fox.

Tries to be innocent but we all know he's a little skank

272 Nolan

Little pervert who tries to touch girls asses

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273 Gerard

Unless his last name is Butler, then he will be a douche.

We all know a douche bag stoner named Gerard

274 Mario

Gets beat up a lot as a youth, tells everyone he's "connected" and his uncles are going to "put a hit" on them if they don't knock it off. Says this to the wrong person, and winds up wishing he'd just moved to Chicago, where people can get by with that sort of thing.

Insist on having a friend go as Luigi (or, if his parents were sadistic enough to name his little brother that) every Halloween until he grows out of it. He will probably become a douche due to the most likely daily dose of "letsa-go", "where's peach/luigi? ", etc.

I saw a Luigi on this list earlier and I sure someone posting here had a Genesis is Saturn or a Dreamcast video game console.

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275 CJ

Stands for something like "Chip, Junior", so it's really a 2nd-generation nickname, thus increasing the douche-factor geometrically. Likely voted team captain not because of any ability (almost always none), but instead how much he can suck-up to coaches. Not respected by the team, he insists on their loyalty, even when he's on the bench (which is most of the time). Always the loudest and never the most-skilled.

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276 Micah

Nerdy little puke with Napoleon complex.

277 Mohamed
278 Nena Nena Gabriele Susanne Kerner, better known by her stage name Nena, is a German singer-songwriter born on March 24, 1960 in Hagen. more.

Well.. She's definitely a badmin..

Jk please no ban

279 Tristan Tristan

I have a brother named Tristan and he is actually pretty opened minded and he is really nice and caring so as far as I know, people named Tristan are really nice

280 Gavin

You still suck though

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