Most Douchebag Names
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Have a cousin named Todd, total loser! Takes selfies all day and post about being in such good shape. Can't keep more than a seasonal job so he just goes to the gym all the time. Stay at home dad... What else? Dude is 40 years old and has to get a present from his parents on his sister's birthday so they won't show favorites. Oh yeah, big one, he steals from family members. He blames everyone else after he starts problems and makes it out like everyone is picking on him. Pretty much he is just an all around joke and he even knows it. Total douche! He can't spell either, that's it. He's and idiot and even his wife knows it.
Todd should be way higher on the list
Total douche bag name
CheapskateV 1 Comment
Jesus is the guy who does favors for everybody only for popularity. I knew this one Jesus that literally let himself die so everyone could be forgiven or something. Like thanks, but no thanks.
Jesus is best
What am I supposed to say?
lol wut - StayAlive
Skinny Jeans and a beanie kind of name
"I'm not really feeling it right now, sorry" - xandermartin98
I don't like it
The climber who can't do the job, but lobbies hard to become the supervisor of those who do the job. His ideas are worthless, but in the short time he's in charge, he's determined to make a mark, and fails. Nathans get promoted but are soon discovered and usually move on to the next unsuspecting firm.
My best friend's brother is named Nathan and he always talked to me on Facebook and not even his brother likes him.
Has a small head to match his penis
He's an ass worth saving - xandermartin98V 7 Comments
Chet is that quarterback in teen movies who has the most punch able face in the world. Usually is snide and condescending which the women he pursues love
Chet is a car salesman. He always has his hair spiked and refers to himself as "The Chet".
He always talks about his biceps and abs and is very loud because he loves the attention!
I can see the popped up polo shirt in my dreams.
Chet from Weird Science, perfect example.V 1 Comment
I had a Steve. Biggest douchebag ever. Lies and cheats. Had 3 girlfriends behind my back. Used me and broke my heart. A "Steve" is the kind of guy who will hook up with anything that says yes and doesn't have any respect for anyone. The Steve definition: heartless douche!
Steve is the guy at the party who makes out with his best friend's chick in the hot tub while he goes inside to take a leak.
I know a Steve. He's the biggest douche I've ever met.V 4 Comments
Yea, it doesn't surprise me that Donald Trump is on here.
Well, Donald Duck was a bit of a douche...
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ADDING THIS BECAUSE OF OUR PRESIDENT. you guys might be hypocrites, any of your names are douchebag names - TeamRocket747
Donald 'Donnie' Wahlberg was always the biggest douche of NKOTB...V 2 Comments
Mega douchebag. He tries to get with every girl, but once the girl agrees to go on a date with him, he runs away like a scared child.
I have a "friend" named Matt, he thinks he has a chance with a bunch of girls at school. He doesn't because he is a perverted, creepy, hypocritical douchebag.
I have dated a boy named matt he was all talk and fake. Tried to get with my friends and dumped me after 1 month he is the biggest douche bag there is.
Two guys on my dorm floor who went out and partied all the time were named Matt. Douchiest "bruh" voice, always talking about getting drunk, one was obsessed with working out, the other was hooking up with two girls at once.V 8 Comments
If you look up "douchebag" in the dictionary, there will be a picture of an ass with lax-bro "lettuce" spilling out from a backwards snapback and a douchy smirk on his face. Parents, please don't name your kid Shane
Shane from the walking dead. Enough said
... this kid I grew up with ... Shane spit gum in my hair when I was a little girl. Shane you are a douche!V 2 Comments
An over-used name from the mid-90's, almost always an over-sheltered & over-indulged moppet with an enormous forehead and a greatly exaggerated opinion of his own ability. Easily fools brainless women about their prowess. Destined to be a drunk and an adulterer. Frequent visitor of the courts later in life.
He kissed me and told me he liked me, the next day he was going out with this other girl
I personally like the name Connor. There might be some jerks with that name, but I dated a guy named Connor and he was a complete gentleman!
He's the biggest jerk you could know. Ugly asf tooV 5 Comments
This guys is the worst buzz kill. Ends the mood for any public event.
Duncan is a name of a douche bag that takes the definition to a new level of understanding. Most are found in Wyoming or bordering states, they also like to wear poor quality cardigans and act hip. They believe they party the hardest, but usually are the first to bail... Douche bag!
No way, our school's best teacher is called Duncan and he's lovely.
Duncans are hipsters who try to sound educated and quote Jack Kerouac. Yet they have no idea how put gas in their car and think pop rocks came from the moon. They generally are Bernie Sanders supporters and work at Starbucks or Home Depot.
I knew a Travis in my High School days. He was one of the worst people that I have ever met. He tried to make my school life a living hell. He would even ring my house phone on weekends just to verbally abuse me. I never did a thing to make him hate me (that I know of). He seemed to just have it in for me from the moment we met. To this day, I still really dislike this name. I know that a person should be judged on who they are and not what their name is but the name "Travis" brings back very bad memories for me.
One who talks a lot but says nothing. A conversation with a "Travis" is like eating pork rinds: greasy, ultimately unsatisfying, and not good for you.
My drugged up cousin's name is travis and I hate om so much this should be at the top of the douchebag name list.
One of the worst coworkers I have ever had.V 6 Comments
That guy that dates a girl in high school when he himself is three years out.
From the all star athlete who treats others inferior, to the guy who skipped college so he could better pursue his music "career", Jordans will always be douchbags.
The kind of person who leaves a good girlfriend for an underage skank.
Uses his dog to pick up women and gives them a line about what a great family oriented guy he is. Dumps them after a week.V 8 Comments
Every Jason I've ever met below the age of 40 was an arrogant ass.
My husbands name is Jason. he's 34 and he is sweet and wonderful. Definitely not an arrogant ass.
This name is neat, cool sounding too
Jason Voorhees is the slayer of douchebags... But being a serial killer isn't exactly an improvement...
I've been teaching for 25 years and taught dozens of Jasons. Without exception, they were all little jerks. I know two adult Jasons who are awesome. Early adopter Jason's are good. Jasons under 40 are Dildo Douchebaggins.V 4 Comments
Logan is incapable of any athletic endeavors, and is excessively coddle by his mother. Sweet to other moms, he's a holy terror to the other kids. Gets beat on once in a while by more masculine types (boys and girls), he cowers back to mama, who blindly showers him, creating a hellish monster who goes off to college for half a semester.
Douche big brother of douche-in-training elementary school enemy.
Logans are so good at sports don't lie
Once logan downloaded the fault in our stars and uploaded it to vimeo so we could watch together. so watch your back anon.V 7 Comments
I did too. I wonder if it was the same one.
I got molested by a guy named brent.V 1 Comment
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