Most Douchebag Names

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61 Ricardo
62 Logan

Logan is incapable of any athletic endeavors, and is excessively coddle by his mother. Sweet to other moms, he's a holy terror to the other kids. Gets beat on once in a while by more masculine types (boys and girls), he cowers back to mama, who blindly showers him, creating a hellish monster who goes off to college for half a semester.

Douche big brother of douche-in-training elementary school enemy.

Douchebag who films a dead body and laughs - 445956

Once logan downloaded the fault in our stars and uploaded it to vimeo so we could watch together. so watch your back anon.

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63 Jordan

That guy that dates a girl in high school when he himself is three years out.

From the all star athlete who treats others inferior, to the guy who skipped college so he could better pursue his music "career", Jordans will always be douchbags.

The kind of person who leaves a good girlfriend for an underage skank.

Uses his dog to pick up women and gives them a line about what a great family oriented guy he is. Dumps them after a week.

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64 Brent

I did too. I wonder if it was the same one.

I got molested by a guy named brent.

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65 Eric

Eric and including the name Derek have that douche sounding way about the name. Usually you will know one of these guys and they will either be a "hardcore rider dude who is sweet at first and then becomes an absolute dick when they get what they want"

Derek and Eric and names that also sound similar to Prick so there you go.

Selfish Prick.

Eric- There is no middle with this name. Eric's are either Badass, or, complete asss.

Biggest douche I ever met. Plus he's a sextist

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66 Luigi

Did a terrible job plumbing my crib



67 Narcissus
68 Kanye

Self explanatory. Nobody loves Kanye more than Kanye

69 Hunter

While "Hunter" evokes masculinity, in realty most "Hunters" are the little kid that gets picked last for kickball and winds up living in Pittsburgh

I sent a guy named hunter nudes. He hated me afterwords. May I also his weird foot fetish and how self obsessed he was.

Hunter is a douche name for douche guys

He was a meth addled teen and now is a drug addled man

70 Grant

THE WORST DOUCHEBAG YOU WILL EVER MEET! He's an idiot who fails everything he does and everybody loves him, even though you're the only one who realizes what an insufferable prick he is!

Ugh! The most manipulative person you will ever meet. Grants may seem nice at first, but once they get what they want from you expect to be stabbed in the back.

Mommas boy. Only cares about himself. Makes you fall in love with him to get in your pants and breaks your heart.

My name is Grant and I feel as if this fits me perfectly 😂

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71 Aidan

I once liked a boy named Aidan. Two weeks into talking to and flirting with him, he starts to call me babe and asks me to be his girlfriend. When I told him I wanted to wait before we put a label on things, he said okay. Later, I found via Facebook that he has been flirting with another girl the ENTIRE time.

I dated a guy named Aidan. Biggest jerk ever told me I needed to be more skinner and used to control everything I did. Frig you Aidan

My name is Aidan and these comments highly offend me - TeamRocket747

Honestly so good at everything have u ever seen an 8 yr old build a lego house

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72 Zane

I knew this kid named Zan and he was a total Douche

73 Seth

A guy who thinks he is better than everyone else. He also lies and creates drastic stories in order to impress his "friends".

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74 Daren
75 DaQuan

It just sounds not offense but really ghetto

76 Shuwei

First name Feng? Seriously, why would you ever do this to your child? Mandatory 3-5 yrs. jail term for doing this.

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77 Aaron

This guy I know, Aaron, totally is a douche. He's annoying and trying to get in every girl pants. GROSS!

My name is Aaron, and yes I have glasses and short hair... Made me laugh though.

Glasses short hair lets just say that's enough said.

Cheater and womanizer

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78 Patrick

Tries too hard to get on your good side, even if it means dancing "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey in front of everyone. Yes that happened in middle school.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab? "
"No, this is Patrick."
Is Patrick Star a douchebag? Possibly.

"I know a Patrick and he is a douche with stupid messy dumb hair. "

I knew a Patrick. Shaved head fat short redneck who sounds like Bobby Hill. Completely insane and spoiled by his idiot mother, tries to kill his uncle with his car, and stalking his ex girlfriend.

Yet people like him cause he doesn't like cops. I guess if you don't like cops you can get away with harassing women and killing people.

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79 Dominic

He's that guy who insults all the girls just to get them to hit back at him or follow him down the hallways arguing loudly.

Good idea to get a line of girls behind you, actually.

Dominic is the name of a future deadbeat dad who leaves his first family for one that will coddle and spoil him and pay all his bills.

Not that bad of a guy, actually...

Guy who brags about his wife and has an annoying smile - StayAlive

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80 Jacob

Jacob Sartorius

Jumps out from behind bushes at the neighborhood playground and shoots you with a bibi gun... Little bastards hurt like hell...

Ex. Horrible. Cheater, player. Ass.

Total douche tiny dick

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