Most Douchebag Names
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Alex is the guy who puts on a dinosaur costume not for little kids but for his friends and girlfriend. But more for his own amusement.
My ex name was alex and he treated me like dirt. I was with him for 3 and a half years. His name was Alex. And he's a douche
My brother is called Alex and he is a douche.
Short guys with Napoleon complexesV 13 Comments
110% douche bag pathological liars
I love this name
This is my name...
Evan's aren't just douchebags, they're also idiots.V 1 Comment
Creeps who make inappropriate comments to women.
Don't understand why this would be associated with douchebags, but okay... - MKBeastV 1 Comment
Sounds like that guy who pretends to be sensitive and caring, but uses women for sex and ditches them.
Not true. That's my brother's name, and he's a great guy. Who the hell put this on the list? Maybe you're a douchebag!
Guys named Caleb or Kaleb either tends to be edge lords who think they are better than everyone and total bullies. Yes, they pretend to be sensitive and caring, but they just use women for sex and ditches them. Even worse, they blame the women saying he was "catfished" or "used" by then, when they actually abuse the women and mess with their heads.
A Caleb/Kaleb always bullied me, like when I'm having a bad day he insults me and makes fun of me in public, even stalking me online by messaging me and just yelling at me, blaming me for his relationship issues with the girl he abused, and even three years after the incident, he decides to message me one day to send threatening messages. THREE YEARS AFTER. Then he goes to his friends to bad mouth the woman he used for sex.
If you wonder why I couldn't ignore him, he kept changing his account, so putting on him ignore didn't work.
Stay away from Caleb/Kalebs. They are some of the worst people you will ever meet.
I knew this guy named Mitch... In SECOND GRADE! He bullied me... if this is not douche-ism I don't know what is. What fifth grader just decides to pick on a random second grader they don't even know?!
If their name is shortened from Mitchell they're even worse. No Mitch is good, they're all twats
I knew a Mitch in high school. This kid thought it was funny to call black people the n word to their faces and posted pictures of himself flexing all the time. Today, he's a body builder and probably still a douche.
This guy named Mitch at my school is a douche. :l he ignores people to their face.
Schmitty Werben man Jensen he was #1 it was his soda drinking hat.
Anyone who calls their son 'Schmitty' must hate their own child. No wonder they grow up to be douchebags.
Schmittys are always the type of guy you end up wrestling with in a bar fight by the end of the night. They just suck. Either that or they are a Schmidt in your financial accounting class known as the finance-douchebag.
King douche of the douches has arrived at his throne. Biggest douche I have ever met in my life. - mcflyforever
King douche of the douches with my experience - mcflyforeverV 1 Comment
Martins or Martys as some like to be called are raving phycopath douchebags... Sometimes... At least the one that I know is, for sure!V 1 Comment
Type of guy who drives a classic muscle car way too fast and way too loud down residential streets. Every time he parks he pops the hood to brag about the mediocre engine he built himself. He usually stalls it out in front of pretty girls so he has the reason to get out, pop the hood, and act macho in front of her. Trust me, I have children with a Wesley. It never ends.V 2 Comments
Especially if they have a friend named Mel.V 3 Comments
I knew a person who used to call Mark. Absolutely the biggest jerk I have ever met in my whole life. Arrogant and naive.
Over opinionated bastards too who think they are never wrong
Anyone with the name mark should be avoided instantly
Narcissistic self-righteous "I'm always right" obsessed with himself bastard, probably even jerks off to himself at the mirror but in reality is insecure, sad and angry.V 11 Comments
Brock of Pokemon. Enough said.
How is this not number one
Brock: Common ash lets catch them ALL!
Brock to some random Nurse Joy: I love you!
Nurse Joy: Uh...
Ash: Come on Brock, let's go.
Brock: NAO! - RiverClanRocks
Hey all of you, my name is Austin, and it is NOT a douchebag name, so why don't you just SHUT UP!
Austin is most definitely a douchebag name, the austin I know is a loud-mouth and tries to use crude humor to up his self-esteem
Selfish and incompetent... total douchebag! - Fydric
Austin thinks he knows EVERYTHING and is quick to speak whatever he wants in a loud voice.
What he lacks in intellect, he attempts to cover up with crude humor. Total douchebag. - Fydric
David's a jerk
Very intense and OCD.
Arrogant, manipulative douchebag.
Has no idea how to connect with people.
Obama is a last name. Nice try ;-)
Not sure why people like him over bush?
Obama is a true wr, hkarbfjkgBJK, if you know what I meanV 1 Comment
A douche bag guy who tries to get all of the girls when he can't and goes around calling them hoes afterwards.
Agree with first comment.. Also Fat chubby guy that thinks he is awesome..
He has a jesus tattoo and a white truck and he hunts everyweekendV 1 Comment
Tony is that douche that eats all your pizza
Sleazy car salesmen are always named this.
Watch out for the fat-bastard variety of people with this name - xandermartin98
Joel used to be an AD now he's gonna be an officer... DOUCHE!
Lead girls on and then leave them embarrassedV 3 Comments
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