Most Douchebag Names

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141 Dylan

Dylan is that guy that's into techno music and doing drugs that he can't explain. Dylan has hair that sticks up and is wavy like no other.

He's the kind of guy who says he loves you then hooks up wit another girl three days after you break up

142 Zeus

Zeus from Greek Mythology is a major douche and constantly screwing women over then letting them deal with the wrath of his wife, Hera, for him cheating.

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143 Benjamin

Married guy who flirts with women behind his wife's back. Uses his wife depression and weight gain as an excuse so he can flirt with girls who are not his wife.

Cheater. Liar. Narcissist. Verbally abusive. Conceited but still insecure. But goes by his middle name instead.

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145 Atlas
146 Florian
147 Giovanni

I know a kid like this by this name

148 Oscar

There is only 2 Oscar's I ever liked 1. Oscar de la Hoya & 2. Oscar the grouch. To me it sounded kind of fruity of a name. - westofohio

Oscar Martinez from The Office! Just gay not a douche.

I know a guy named Oscar and he's such a tool.

149 Ryder

Ryder tries but just can't get over that fact that girls will only be 'friends' with him. Thinks he's a 'ladies man' right up to his sentencing for soliciting a minor. The fella's in prison all wait for Ryders.

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150 Jackie

Dirty hoe on her third marriage looking for Mr Right with a fat wallet. Then hammers the douch named Brandon!

151 Tanner

Tanker is the spoiled rotten kid that gets a sports car on his 16th birthday.

Tanner is that kid who spits racial slurs and thinks his parents can get himself out of anything.

Tanner is nearly always the poster child for white privilege.

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152 Timothy

Know it all clown who does not have the common sense to come in from the rain.

Ex bro in law total jerk

Stole a little girls necklace on the bus

153 Bret

I hooked up with a Brett one time that kept an industrial sized bottle of lotion by his bed. I don't even think I needed to be there honestly.

Bullied by a Brett. Nobody liked him.

Ugh Brett's are secretly little skanks that try to hide it but everyone know what they do in their room when nobody's around

154 Rafael
155 Derrick

A.K. A Douchebag Derrick.

Pothead douchebag we all know

156 Darrel

A hillbilly ass kinda dude who always says"my other brother Darryl! " Huhurhur

157 Ace

My name is ace and I'm a douche

158 Kale

Not a name, but a vegetable. Why do this to your kid?

159 Randy

Lets be honest here. This name isn't just a small opinion, its a sealed fate, if you name your kid this, well you must surely hate his guts. The name doesn't necessarily mean Alpha male, he can be a snooty douche or an arrogant douche, or even just that guy you hate for no reason and so does everyone but no one knows why.

160 DJ
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