Top Ten Most Dramatic Ways to Poop

This is a list of Top 10 most dramatic ways to poop. This list might be a little bit controversial, but I am sure that I didn't want to offend anyone and just want to spread funny content to this site.
The Top Ten
1 Pooping while listening to the USSR anthem at full volume and singing along

You see comrade, we must seize the means of defecation

Is this what the redditors do every time they enter the bathroom?

2 Pooping while skydiving such that you poop while freefalling and the poop falls on you just after you land heroically
3 Automatically pooping due to the high recoil while firing a gunshot while yelling 'Fire!'
4 Pooping while headbanging to heavy metal
5 Pooping while break dancing such that your pants rip off to reveal a huge chunk of poop but you ignore it and resume break dancing
6 Pooping while yelling "Sieg Heil Mein Führer"
7 Pooping while singing the Anthem of the Third Reich Republic (Nazi Anthem)
8 Pooping while performing classical music such as Beethoven or Mozart
9 Pooping while trampolining and shouting 'weeeeeeee' as you bounce high up
10 Pooping while getting stabbed
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