Top Ten Dreadful Puns About Food

The Top Ten

1 I refused hot drinks at a restaurant. They made me coffee.
2 Have you ever eaten a clock? It's time consuming.

... And it sTICKS in your throat! - Britgirl

3 I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

Not bad, actually. So cringeworthy it's funny. - PetSounds

4 Bacon sandwiches raise a lot of ethical questions. They're selectively bread.
5 The rosemary was predictable, but the rest was oregano.
6 Being vegetarian is a missed steak.
7 What do you call a vegan post-punk band? Soy Division.

But they completely changed their diet when the lead singer died. After that, they had New Odour. - PositronWildhawk

8 The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant, so the manager decided to dim sum.
9 My friend is allergic to peanuts. His food selections, however, aren't so brittle.
10 Curry chefs are attractive, but they have such madras.

The Contenders

11 The guy blew the Coke bottle trick out of proportion. He must be Mento!
12 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam.

This was in Foodfight!

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