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# Top Ten Dreadful Puns About Mathematics

**PositronWildhawk**

### The Top Ten

*1*

**A rally car finished a race. However, they didn't know how fast it was going, only how far it had gone. It was an integrale!**

*2*

**0.301 is a disgusting number. It's what you get when you log the number 2.**

*3*

**Maths puns are a sine of madness.**

Okay, I think we're really going off at a tangent here. - **Rocko**

I love Madness, ergo... let's have more maths puns, please! - **Britgirl**

Haha! This is a sine that Maths is not always insine. It's actually great! - **Kiteretsunu**

In which case, I am not insine at all. - **PositronWildhawk**

*4*

**Does God operate like the function of the opposite divided by the hypotenuse? No; it's a sin.**

*5*

**What happens when you integrate 1/(cabin) with respect to cabin? Log cabin? No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the "c".**

This one is brilliant. I loved the "c" part! - **Kiteretsunu**

*6*

**You don't own this joke. √(- this joke).**

Very clever... - **Rocko**

*7*

**I have sum good maths jokes.**

Lol. Misspelling - **BorisRule**

It's like you have "Some" good maths jokes but misspelled it as "Sum" so actually you giving a "Sum" Joke. I Love this Joke. - **Dreamformusic**

This one just makes me sad at least the others were more complex - **happyhappyjoyjoy**

The joke is simple, but I love it! - **Kiteretsunu**

*8*

**To work out how much the company owed its stockholders, they had to multiply the algebraic terms and divide nd.**

*9*

**I decided to go on a diet this year, because the maths department threw a party last Christmas, and √(-1/64).**

*10*

**The maths teacher was an exponent of his own powers.**

### The Contenders

*11*

**I got acute maths teacher.**

*12*

**What's the limit for calculus?**

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**1. A rally car finished a race. However, they didn't know how fast it was going, only how far it had gone. It was an integrale!**

2. 0.301 is a disgusting number. It's what you get when you log the number 2.

3. Maths puns are a sine of madness.

PositronWildhawk

2. 0.301 is a disgusting number. It's what you get when you log the number 2.

3. Maths puns are a sine of madness.

PositronWildhawk

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