Top Ten Dreadful Puns About Music

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The Top Ten

1 A policeman stopped a musical note. It was under a rest.

Uh oh! - BorisRule

You're in big treble now, mister! - Rocko

The note was measured a fine of $200, but it only had a quarter. - Turkeyasylum

This sentence actually makes Sense, all of the Dreadful Puns series are brilliant Epically This One. I've can't wait to see more of the Dreadful Puns series. very creative Pos!. - Dreamformusic

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2 I dropped a piano down a shaft and heard A Flat Minor.

This one is actually brilliant. - PetSounds

3 Someone was hurt in the audience. Hope I didn't harmony one.
4 If I play like Daft Punk, I'll go to hell. I would need a sinth.
5 It takes longer than most notes, but just breve!
6 The band was falling apart and we had to guitar act together. The band was falling apart and we had to guitar act together. The Band was a Canadian-American roots rock group formed in 1965 . Which originally consisting of Rick Danko (bass guitar, double bass, fiddle, vocals), Levon Helm (drums, mandolin, guitar, vocals), Garth Hudson (keyboards, saxophones, trumpet), Richard Manuel (piano, drums, vocals) and Robbie Robertson ...read more.
7 My music puns are clefer.
8 I hid in the piano. It made a good forte.

Go on. Moan at me. My piano jokes are keys-y. - PositronWildhawk

9 I had to stop the children from being in the orchestra. Lots of sax and violins.
10 I can tell that this piece was written underwater. It started with the C.

This one is classy. - glambert

The Contenders

11 Were the Beatles into sci-fi? Starr was.

No. Don't do this to me. - Misfire

12 What did the pianist name her daughter? Synth-ia.

This is a good one.

13 My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
14 What's up with Nirvana's deodorant? It smells like teen armpits
15 The note had triplets. They grew to be broad.
16 I told my friend it was not A# idea to run over the instrument, both the instrument and the tires would Bb.
17 What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce.
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1. Were the Beatles into sci-fi? Starr was.
2. My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
3. What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce.
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1. A policeman stopped a musical note. It was under a rest.
2. I dropped a piano down a shaft and heard A Flat Minor.
3. Someone was hurt in the audience. Hope I didn't harmony one.
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